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#593: SPICE GIRLS (Tue, 2001 Feb 6)
#592: HI IRELAND (Mon, 2001 Feb 5)
#591: UNDER THE SINK (Sun, 2001 Feb 4)
#590: I GIVE UP (Sat, 2001 Feb 3)
#589: I AM NOT AFRAID (Fri, 2001 Feb 2)
#588: SERIOUSLY A RIVER (Thu, 2001 Feb 1)
#587: GO HOME (Wed, 2001 Jan 31)
#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK (Tue, 2001 Jan 30)
#585: HANDS OFF (Mon, 2001 Jan 29)
#584: NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28)
#583: BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27)
#582: HUNG AND IMPRISONED (Fri, 2001 Jan 26)
#581: ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25)
#580: FATNESS OF YOUR ASS (Wed, 2001 Jan 24)
#579: UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23)
#578: PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22)
#577: PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21)
#576: LET'S BE GAY (Sat, 2001 Jan 20)
#575: IN UNISON (Fri, 2001 Jan 19)
#574: OKAY (Thu, 2001 Jan 18)
#573: HELLO KITTY (Wed, 2001 Jan 17)
#572: LIFESTYLE (Tue, 2001 Jan 16)
#571: C.J. (Mon, 2001 Jan 15)
#570: HOLY GOD (Sun, 2001 Jan 14)
#569: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (Sat, 2001 Jan 13)
#568: WHAT AM I (Fri, 2001 Jan 12)
#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS (Thu, 2001 Jan 11)
#566: NOT OUR FAULT (Wed, 2001 Jan 10)
#565: DOWN HOME COOKIN' (Tue, 2001 Jan 9)
#564: TRAPPED (Mon, 2001 Jan 8)
#563: HENRY II (Sun, 2001 Jan 7)
#562: WHAT'S IN MY BAG (Sat, 2001 Jan 6)
#561: GOTS NO ASS (Fri, 2001 Jan 5)
#560: WHAT A WASTE (Thu, 2001 Jan 4)
#559: BART (Wed, 2001 Jan 3)
#558: THESE PANTIES (Tue, 2001 Jan 2)
#557: YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS (Mon, 2001 Jan 1)
#556: MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 31)
#555: UNDER THE RADAR (Sat, 2000 Dec 30)
#554: HEY EVERYBODY (Fri, 2000 Dec 29)
#553: COSTUMES FROM CATS (Thu, 2000 Dec 28)
#552: IF YOU DREW THIS (Wed, 2000 Dec 27)
#551: HENRY (Tue, 2000 Dec 26)
#550: WITH THIS RING (Mon, 2000 Dec 25)
#549: PROSTITUTE IN ACTION (Sun, 2000 Dec 24)
#548: HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#570: HOLY GOD

Sun, 2001 Jan 14

                                            ANYWAY THAT'S HOW  
CLEARLY NO ONE      CAN YOU DIE           I BECAME THE KING OF 
HERE UNDERSTANDS    FROM TOO MUCH         FRANCE AND ITALY     
MY PAIN              COCKSUCKING ???          /  AND SAVED     
\   ___     OH HERE     |                    /  MOST OF EUROPE 
    )_(   WE GO AGAIN   |   someone        _    FROM FAMINE AND
    | |        /        |   farted        [_ ]   HOLY GOD I'M  
  .-'-'-.      _        |      \        .-'. '-.   SUCH A      
 /-::_..-\   _[_]_              \      /:;/ _.-'\  LOSER       
 )_     _(  /_   _\    [-]             |:._   .-|              
 |;::    |  )_``'_(  .-'-'-.    (-)    |:._     |              
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 `-.._..-'  `-...-'  `-...-'  `-...-'  `-.____.-'    cjr       

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