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#585: HANDS OFF (Mon, 2001 Jan 29)
#584: NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28)
#583: BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27)
#582: HUNG AND IMPRISONED (Fri, 2001 Jan 26)
#581: ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25)
#580: FATNESS OF YOUR ASS (Wed, 2001 Jan 24)
#579: UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23)
#578: PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22)
#577: PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21)
#576: LET'S BE GAY (Sat, 2001 Jan 20)
#575: IN UNISON (Fri, 2001 Jan 19)
#574: OKAY (Thu, 2001 Jan 18)
#573: HELLO KITTY (Wed, 2001 Jan 17)
#572: LIFESTYLE (Tue, 2001 Jan 16)
#571: C.J. (Mon, 2001 Jan 15)
#570: HOLY GOD (Sun, 2001 Jan 14)
#569: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (Sat, 2001 Jan 13)
#568: WHAT AM I (Fri, 2001 Jan 12)
#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS (Thu, 2001 Jan 11)
#566: NOT OUR FAULT (Wed, 2001 Jan 10)
#565: DOWN HOME COOKIN' (Tue, 2001 Jan 9)
#564: TRAPPED (Mon, 2001 Jan 8)
#563: HENRY II (Sun, 2001 Jan 7)
#562: WHAT'S IN MY BAG (Sat, 2001 Jan 6)
#561: GOTS NO ASS (Fri, 2001 Jan 5)
#560: WHAT A WASTE (Thu, 2001 Jan 4)
#559: BART (Wed, 2001 Jan 3)
#558: THESE PANTIES (Tue, 2001 Jan 2)
#557: YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS (Mon, 2001 Jan 1)
#556: MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 31)
#555: UNDER THE RADAR (Sat, 2000 Dec 30)
#554: HEY EVERYBODY (Fri, 2000 Dec 29)
#553: COSTUMES FROM CATS (Thu, 2000 Dec 28)
#552: IF YOU DREW THIS (Wed, 2000 Dec 27)
#551: HENRY (Tue, 2000 Dec 26)
#550: WITH THIS RING (Mon, 2000 Dec 25)
#549: PROSTITUTE IN ACTION (Sun, 2000 Dec 24)
#548: HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23)
#547: SHOVE THE NUTS (Fri, 2000 Dec 22)
#546: FROG (Thu, 2000 Dec 21)
#545: WORLD'S WORST DRAWING (Wed, 2000 Dec 20)
#544: TATTOO (Tue, 2000 Dec 19)
#543: CRACKERS IN SPACE (Mon, 2000 Dec 18)
#542: LOOK A DICK (Sun, 2000 Dec 17)
#541: YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#563: HENRY II

Sun, 2001 Jan 7

henry*

         _.-+.           DEAR MISTER SHITHEAD EDITOR,               
    _.-""     '.                                                    
+:""            '.       IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY CUBE THEN YOU CAN     
J \               '.     ROT IN HELL !!!                            
 L \             _.-+                                               
 |  '.       _.-"   |    THE MINUTE I GET THIS TRACKING DEVICE OFF  
 J    \  _.-"       L    MY ANKLE I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO YOUR      
  L    +"          J     OFFICES !!!                                
  +    |           |                                                
   \   |          .+     YOUR ASS IS GRASS MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!
    \  |       .-'                                                  
     \ |    .-'                                                     
      \| .-'             SCREW ALL OF YOU,                          
       +                 HENRY                                      

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