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#579: UPPITY QUEEN (Tue, 2001 Jan 23)
#578: PROFANITY EXPURGATED (Mon, 2001 Jan 22)
#577: PLEASE NOTE (Sun, 2001 Jan 21)
#576: LET'S BE GAY (Sat, 2001 Jan 20)
#575: IN UNISON (Fri, 2001 Jan 19)
#574: OKAY (Thu, 2001 Jan 18)
#573: HELLO KITTY (Wed, 2001 Jan 17)
#572: LIFESTYLE (Tue, 2001 Jan 16)
#571: C.J. (Mon, 2001 Jan 15)
#570: HOLY GOD (Sun, 2001 Jan 14)
#569: ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (Sat, 2001 Jan 13)
#568: WHAT AM I (Fri, 2001 Jan 12)
#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS (Thu, 2001 Jan 11)
#566: NOT OUR FAULT (Wed, 2001 Jan 10)
#565: DOWN HOME COOKIN' (Tue, 2001 Jan 9)
#564: TRAPPED (Mon, 2001 Jan 8)
#563: HENRY II (Sun, 2001 Jan 7)
#562: WHAT'S IN MY BAG (Sat, 2001 Jan 6)
#561: GOTS NO ASS (Fri, 2001 Jan 5)
#560: WHAT A WASTE (Thu, 2001 Jan 4)
#559: BART (Wed, 2001 Jan 3)
#558: THESE PANTIES (Tue, 2001 Jan 2)
#557: YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS (Mon, 2001 Jan 1)
#556: MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 31)
#555: UNDER THE RADAR (Sat, 2000 Dec 30)
#554: HEY EVERYBODY (Fri, 2000 Dec 29)
#553: COSTUMES FROM CATS (Thu, 2000 Dec 28)
#552: IF YOU DREW THIS (Wed, 2000 Dec 27)
#551: HENRY (Tue, 2000 Dec 26)
#550: WITH THIS RING (Mon, 2000 Dec 25)
#549: PROSTITUTE IN ACTION (Sun, 2000 Dec 24)
#548: HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23)
#547: SHOVE THE NUTS (Fri, 2000 Dec 22)
#546: FROG (Thu, 2000 Dec 21)
#545: WORLD'S WORST DRAWING (Wed, 2000 Dec 20)
#544: TATTOO (Tue, 2000 Dec 19)
#543: CRACKERS IN SPACE (Mon, 2000 Dec 18)
#542: LOOK A DICK (Sun, 2000 Dec 17)
#541: YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16)
#540: SNORING (Fri, 2000 Dec 15)
#539: JESUS HATES YOU (Thu, 2000 Dec 14)
#538: SORRY (Wed, 2000 Dec 13)
#537: THE GODDAMN BRAT (Tue, 2000 Dec 12)
#536: WHO KNOWS (Mon, 2000 Dec 11)
#535: THIS REALLY HURTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 10)
#534: MERCURY (Sat, 2000 Dec 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#556: MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS

Sun, 2000 Dec 31

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      OI VEY ARE MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS TURNING YOU ON           
      IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FISH AND I DON'T HAVE TITS HUH           
      WELL GEE WHIZ GOD ONLY GAVE ME GILLS                        
      TRY POKING YOUR DICK AROUND IN MY SLOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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