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#541: YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16)
#540: SNORING (Fri, 2000 Dec 15)
#539: JESUS HATES YOU (Thu, 2000 Dec 14)
#538: SORRY (Wed, 2000 Dec 13)
#537: THE GODDAMN BRAT (Tue, 2000 Dec 12)
#536: WHO KNOWS (Mon, 2000 Dec 11)
#535: THIS REALLY HURTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 10)
#534: MERCURY (Sat, 2000 Dec 9)
#533: BACK TO THE FUTURE (Fri, 2000 Dec 8)
#532: COSBY SHOW (Thu, 2000 Dec 7)
#531: NO COMMENT (Wed, 2000 Dec 6)
#530: ASCII PRICKS (Tue, 2000 Dec 5)
#529: CRAP-O'-THE-DAY (Mon, 2000 Dec 4)
#528: RADIO WAVES (Sun, 2000 Dec 3)
#527: IF MY WANG WASN'T OUT (Sat, 2000 Dec 2)
#526: MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2000 Dec 1)
#525: LAME (Thu, 2000 Nov 30)
#524: THESE TWO EYES (Wed, 2000 Nov 29)
#523: SON OF A BITCH (Tue, 2000 Nov 28)
#522: UNICORN OR PEGASUS (Mon, 2000 Nov 27)
#521: SHIT BUG (Sun, 2000 Nov 26)
#520: NOT ALL SPIDERS ARE QUEER (Sat, 2000 Nov 25)
#519: BITCH OFF ME (Fri, 2000 Nov 24)
#518: QUEER RIGHTS (Thu, 2000 Nov 23)
#517: THIS KIWI (Wed, 2000 Nov 22)
#516: PINCHY (Tue, 2000 Nov 21)
#515: SHIT (Mon, 2000 Nov 20)
#514: DRAWN BY A FAGGOT (Sun, 2000 Nov 19)
#513: AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE (Sat, 2000 Nov 18)
#512: OUT OF MY SKIRT (Fri, 2000 Nov 17)
#511: PAC-MAN (Thu, 2000 Nov 16)
#510: LIKE TO LICK THINGS (Wed, 2000 Nov 15)
#509: PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT (Tue, 2000 Nov 14)
#508: WILLINGLY (Mon, 2000 Nov 13)
#507: THE WALL (Sun, 2000 Nov 12)
#506: PUTTY (Sat, 2000 Nov 11)
#505: WHO'S THE RETARD (Fri, 2000 Nov 10)
#504: BILL THE CAT (Thu, 2000 Nov 9)
#503: J.R. "BOB" DOBBS (Wed, 2000 Nov 8)
#502: WRONG (Tue, 2000 Nov 7)
#501: ATE A DICK (Mon, 2000 Nov 6)
#500: UNICORN (Sun, 2000 Nov 5)
#499: SUNRISE (Sat, 2000 Nov 4)
#498: DREDS (Fri, 2000 Nov 3)
#497: GUESS (Thu, 2000 Nov 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#519: BITCH OFF ME

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