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#512: OUT OF MY SKIRT (Fri, 2000 Nov 17)
#511: PAC-MAN (Thu, 2000 Nov 16)
#510: LIKE TO LICK THINGS (Wed, 2000 Nov 15)
#509: PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT (Tue, 2000 Nov 14)
#508: WILLINGLY (Mon, 2000 Nov 13)
#507: THE WALL (Sun, 2000 Nov 12)
#506: PUTTY (Sat, 2000 Nov 11)
#505: WHO'S THE RETARD (Fri, 2000 Nov 10)
#504: BILL THE CAT (Thu, 2000 Nov 9)
#503: J.R. "BOB" DOBBS (Wed, 2000 Nov 8)
#502: WRONG (Tue, 2000 Nov 7)
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#500: UNICORN (Sun, 2000 Nov 5)
#499: SUNRISE (Sat, 2000 Nov 4)
#498: DREDS (Fri, 2000 Nov 3)
#497: GUESS (Thu, 2000 Nov 2)
#496: ME AND MINE (Wed, 2000 Nov 1)
#495: NIGHTLY (Tue, 2000 Oct 31)
#494: U S A (Mon, 2000 Oct 30)
#493: HOMER IS GROPING LISA (Sun, 2000 Oct 29)
#492: ALL THESE SAILORS (Sat, 2000 Oct 28)
#491: ALL NIGHT LONG (Fri, 2000 Oct 27)
#490: YOUR REFLECTION (Thu, 2000 Oct 26)
#489: MTV (Wed, 2000 Oct 25)
#488: EVERYBODY HATES CLOWNS (Tue, 2000 Oct 24)
#487: BAD TWEETY (Mon, 2000 Oct 23)
#486: GUESS WHAT (Sun, 2000 Oct 22)
#485: MOSTLY POO (Sat, 2000 Oct 21)
#484: LOOK AT THESE FAGGOTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 20)
#483: LIKE ASS (Thu, 2000 Oct 19)
#482: EVOLUTION (Wed, 2000 Oct 18)
#481: ALL REARED UP (Tue, 2000 Oct 17)
#480: I'VE BEEN BAD (Mon, 2000 Oct 16)
#479: MY GOOGLY EYES (Sun, 2000 Oct 15)
#478: SIZE DOES MATTER (Sat, 2000 Oct 14)
#477: LOSERS DOT NUTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 13)
#476: SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY (Thu, 2000 Oct 12)
#475: COMPARE AND CONTRAST (Wed, 2000 Oct 11)
#474: GIVE A HOOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#496: ME AND MINE

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