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#567: MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS (Thu, 2001 Jan 11)
#566: NOT OUR FAULT (Wed, 2001 Jan 10)
#565: DOWN HOME COOKIN' (Tue, 2001 Jan 9)
#564: TRAPPED (Mon, 2001 Jan 8)
#563: HENRY II (Sun, 2001 Jan 7)
#562: WHAT'S IN MY BAG (Sat, 2001 Jan 6)
#561: GOTS NO ASS (Fri, 2001 Jan 5)
#560: WHAT A WASTE (Thu, 2001 Jan 4)
#559: BART (Wed, 2001 Jan 3)
#558: THESE PANTIES (Tue, 2001 Jan 2)
#557: YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS (Mon, 2001 Jan 1)
#556: MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 31)
#555: UNDER THE RADAR (Sat, 2000 Dec 30)
#554: HEY EVERYBODY (Fri, 2000 Dec 29)
#553: COSTUMES FROM CATS (Thu, 2000 Dec 28)
#552: IF YOU DREW THIS (Wed, 2000 Dec 27)
#551: HENRY (Tue, 2000 Dec 26)
#550: WITH THIS RING (Mon, 2000 Dec 25)
#549: PROSTITUTE IN ACTION (Sun, 2000 Dec 24)
#548: HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23)
#547: SHOVE THE NUTS (Fri, 2000 Dec 22)
#546: FROG (Thu, 2000 Dec 21)
#545: WORLD'S WORST DRAWING (Wed, 2000 Dec 20)
#544: TATTOO (Tue, 2000 Dec 19)
#543: CRACKERS IN SPACE (Mon, 2000 Dec 18)
#542: LOOK A DICK (Sun, 2000 Dec 17)
#541: YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16)
#540: SNORING (Fri, 2000 Dec 15)
#539: JESUS HATES YOU (Thu, 2000 Dec 14)
#538: SORRY (Wed, 2000 Dec 13)
#537: THE GODDAMN BRAT (Tue, 2000 Dec 12)
#536: WHO KNOWS (Mon, 2000 Dec 11)
#535: THIS REALLY HURTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 10)
#534: MERCURY (Sat, 2000 Dec 9)
#533: BACK TO THE FUTURE (Fri, 2000 Dec 8)
#532: COSBY SHOW (Thu, 2000 Dec 7)
#531: NO COMMENT (Wed, 2000 Dec 6)
#530: ASCII PRICKS (Tue, 2000 Dec 5)
#529: CRAP-O'-THE-DAY (Mon, 2000 Dec 4)
#528: RADIO WAVES (Sun, 2000 Dec 3)
#527: IF MY WANG WASN'T OUT (Sat, 2000 Dec 2)
#526: MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2000 Dec 1)
#525: LAME (Thu, 2000 Nov 30)
#524: THESE TWO EYES (Wed, 2000 Nov 29)
#523: SON OF A BITCH (Tue, 2000 Nov 28)
#522: UNICORN OR PEGASUS (Mon, 2000 Nov 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#544: TATTOO

Tue, 2000 Dec 19

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            ON MY FAT PASTY GOTH ASS            
                                                
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         YEAH EVEN THE MCMAC PART               

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