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#907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17)
#906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16)
#905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15)
#904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14)
#903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13)
#902: LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12)
#901: DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11)
#900: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10)
#899: RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9)
#898: KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8)
#897: PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7)
#896: QVC (Thu, 2001 Dec 6)
#895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5)
#894: QUACKMAN (Tue, 2001 Dec 4)
#893: AT THIS JUNCTURE (Mon, 2001 Dec 3)
#892: NANCY (Sun, 2001 Dec 2)
#891: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1)
#890: MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30)
#889: PENIS ENLARGER (Thu, 2001 Nov 29)
#888: BE HONEST (Wed, 2001 Nov 28)
#887: ARE YOU SURE (Tue, 2001 Nov 27)
#886: SIMPLE (Mon, 2001 Nov 26)
#885: CHIN OR MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Nov 25)
#884: CUPID (Sat, 2001 Nov 24)
#883: JUST A WOMAN (Fri, 2001 Nov 23)
#882: ANUSLESS (Thu, 2001 Nov 22)
#881: GAY STAR (Wed, 2001 Nov 21)
#880: DESERT PLANET (Tue, 2001 Nov 20)
#879: YOU (Mon, 2001 Nov 19)
#878: DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS (Sun, 2001 Nov 18)
#877: INFECTED RADIATION HAZARD SYMBOL (Sat, 2001 Nov 17)
#876: RINGO (Fri, 2001 Nov 16)
#875: FALLEN (Thu, 2001 Nov 15)
#874: REMEMBER KIDS (Wed, 2001 Nov 14)
#873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW (Tue, 2001 Nov 13)
#872: ABSOLUTE PANIC (Mon, 2001 Nov 12)
#871: SAD PUMPKIN (Sun, 2001 Nov 11)
#870: 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10)
#869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9)
#868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8)
#867: WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7)
#866: ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6)
#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5)
#864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4)
#863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3)
#862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#884: CUPID

Sat, 2001 Nov 24

I'M GOING TO GAY YOU UP BUT GOOD          FOR FUCK'S SAKE PAL          
                                      FIRE YOUR AIDS MISSILES ELSEWHERE
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