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#876: RINGO (Fri, 2001 Nov 16)
#875: FALLEN (Thu, 2001 Nov 15)
#874: REMEMBER KIDS (Wed, 2001 Nov 14)
#873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW (Tue, 2001 Nov 13)
#872: ABSOLUTE PANIC (Mon, 2001 Nov 12)
#871: SAD PUMPKIN (Sun, 2001 Nov 11)
#870: 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10)
#869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9)
#868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8)
#867: WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7)
#866: ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6)
#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5)
#864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4)
#863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3)
#862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2)
#861: HOLY (Thu, 2001 Nov 1)
#860: COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31)
#859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30)
#858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29)
#857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28)
#856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27)
#855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26)
#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25)
#853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24)
#852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23)
#851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22)
#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21)
#849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT (Sat, 2001 Oct 20)
#848: THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19)
#847: VIKING FADS (Thu, 2001 Oct 18)
#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17)
#845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16)
#844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15)
#843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14)
#842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13)
#841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12)
#840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11)
#839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10)
#838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9)
#837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8)
#836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7)
#835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6)
#834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5)
#833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4)
#832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3)
#831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#853: LUNAR CYCLE

Wed, 2001 Oct 24

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    :       :::    WON'T BLOW ME WITHOUT A LECTURE FIRST   
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    :    ::::::    HAS TO SPEND TIME WITH HER IDIOT FRIENDS
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    :  ::::::::    BLOWJOBS AND COCKSUCKING GALORE         
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    :::::::::::    BACK TO FUCKING ANNOYING                
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