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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16)
#844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15)
#843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14)
#842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13)
#841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12)
#840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11)
#839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10)
#838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9)
#837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8)
#836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7)
#835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6)
#834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5)
#833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4)
#832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3)
#831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2)
#830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1)
#829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30)
#828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29)
#827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28)
#826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27)
#825: A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26)
#824: SPREAD OPEN (Tue, 2001 Sep 25)
#823: DON'T DO WINDOWS (Mon, 2001 Sep 24)
#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23)
#821: GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22)
#820: BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21)
#819: WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20)
#818: KISS IT GOODBYE (Wed, 2001 Sep 19)
#817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18)
#816: WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17)
#815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16)
#814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15)
#813: TOO POOR (Fri, 2001 Sep 14)
#812: ASS (Thu, 2001 Sep 13)
#811: PIG (Wed, 2001 Sep 12)
#810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11)
#809: HOT POCKET (Mon, 2001 Sep 10)
#808: TERMINATOR 2 (Sun, 2001 Sep 9)
#807: HALF PAST (Sat, 2001 Sep 8)
#806: FISTICUFFS (Fri, 2001 Sep 7)
#805: HORSEY HORSE HORSE (Thu, 2001 Sep 6)
#804: WHAT THE (Wed, 2001 Sep 5)
#803: LION KING (Tue, 2001 Sep 4)
#802: BOB (Mon, 2001 Sep 3)
#801: YOUR LEADER (Sun, 2001 Sep 2)
#800: BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #821: GAY BRAIN | #823: DON'T DO WINDOWS >>>

#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER

Sun, 2001 Sep 23

911

SENSEI CAN WE NOT BOMB THE                                           
SHIT OUT OF DIRTY COUNTRIES NOW                                      
                                          SOON GRASSHOPPER SOON      
                                                                     
GREATER TEACHER IS THERE NOT                                         
CATHARSIS IN HORRIBLY KILLING                                        
THOSE WHO DESERVE IT                                                 
                                         OH WHO CARES LET'S LICK DICK
                                                                     
GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG                                   
                                         GHLUGLHUGAHLGHLUGHLUGHLUG   
                                                                     
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