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#817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18)
#816: WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17)
#815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16)
#814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15)
#813: TOO POOR (Fri, 2001 Sep 14)
#812: ASS (Thu, 2001 Sep 13)
#811: PIG (Wed, 2001 Sep 12)
#810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11)
#809: HOT POCKET (Mon, 2001 Sep 10)
#808: TERMINATOR 2 (Sun, 2001 Sep 9)
#807: HALF PAST (Sat, 2001 Sep 8)
#806: FISTICUFFS (Fri, 2001 Sep 7)
#805: HORSEY HORSE HORSE (Thu, 2001 Sep 6)
#804: WHAT THE (Wed, 2001 Sep 5)
#803: LION KING (Tue, 2001 Sep 4)
#802: BOB (Mon, 2001 Sep 3)
#801: YOUR LEADER (Sun, 2001 Sep 2)
#800: BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1)
#799: PICNIC (Fri, 2001 Aug 31)
#798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING (Thu, 2001 Aug 30)
#797: JOHN WAYNE (Wed, 2001 Aug 29)
#796: NOT FUNNY (Tue, 2001 Aug 28)
#795: SNOOPY SEZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 27)
#794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR (Sun, 2001 Aug 26)
#793: DUMB (Sat, 2001 Aug 25)
#792: UP HERE (Fri, 2001 Aug 24)
#791: JURASSIC (Thu, 2001 Aug 23)
#790: STOP STARING AT ME (Wed, 2001 Aug 22)
#789: CHECK IT OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 21)
#788: DEREZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 20)
#787: MONKEY PANTS (Sun, 2001 Aug 19)
#786: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Sat, 2001 Aug 18)
#785: NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17)
#784: THREE GUESSES (Thu, 2001 Aug 16)
#783: WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15)
#782: TRAPPED SPECIMEN (Tue, 2001 Aug 14)
#781: HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13)
#780: IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12)
#779: LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11)
#778: NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10)
#777: A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9)
#776: BROKEN NECK (Wed, 2001 Aug 8)
#775: CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7)
#774: QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6)
#773: BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5)
#772: SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR

Sun, 2001 Aug 26

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