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#785: NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17)
#784: THREE GUESSES (Thu, 2001 Aug 16)
#783: WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15)
#782: TRAPPED SPECIMEN (Tue, 2001 Aug 14)
#781: HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13)
#780: IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12)
#779: LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11)
#778: NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10)
#777: A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9)
#776: BROKEN NECK (Wed, 2001 Aug 8)
#775: CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7)
#774: QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6)
#773: BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5)
#772: SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4)
#771: THE EGYPTIAN WAY (Fri, 2001 Aug 3)
#770: TOO LAZY (Thu, 2001 Aug 2)
#769: STOMP (Wed, 2001 Aug 1)
#768: KLINGON WEB (Tue, 2001 Jul 31)
#767: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (Mon, 2001 Jul 30)
#766: POOR BAT (Sun, 2001 Jul 29)
#765: DON'T HATE ME (Sat, 2001 Jul 28)
#764: WORLD WAR III (Fri, 2001 Jul 27)
#763: JESSE AND HIS HORSE (Thu, 2001 Jul 26)
#762: ROMEO (Wed, 2001 Jul 25)
#761: HOMELESS (Tue, 2001 Jul 24)
#760: 16 TONS (Mon, 2001 Jul 23)
#759: FROSTY MUG (Sun, 2001 Jul 22)
#758: BILL THE DUH (Sat, 2001 Jul 21)
#757: TAKE IT EASY (Fri, 2001 Jul 20)
#756: SHIT BUGS (Thu, 2001 Jul 19)
#755: GIRL (Wed, 2001 Jul 18)
#754: MORTAL KWEERS (Tue, 2001 Jul 17)
#753: ECHINODERM (Mon, 2001 Jul 16)
#752: THE AIDS VIRUS (Sun, 2001 Jul 15)
#751: MOP (Sat, 2001 Jul 14)
#750: FUZZBALL SUCKS DICK (Fri, 2001 Jul 13)
#749: DARTH VADER OR NO (Thu, 2001 Jul 12)
#748: ONE HELL OF A TUMOR (Wed, 2001 Jul 11)
#747: HEY ROCKY (Tue, 2001 Jul 10)
#746: LOOK AT THAT SWORD (Mon, 2001 Jul 9)
#745: GERMANY (Sun, 2001 Jul 8)
#744: PINK PANTHER II (Sat, 2001 Jul 7)
#743: THEY TALK (Fri, 2001 Jul 6)
#742: TWEETY'S HIGH (Thu, 2001 Jul 5)
#741: NO RELEVANT COMMENT (Wed, 2001 Jul 4)
#740: TEN TONS (Tue, 2001 Jul 3)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#762: ROMEO

Wed, 2001 Jul 25

 ___   ___   ___        ___   ___   ___                           
|   |_|   |_|   |      |   |_|   |_|   | ROMEO, ROMEO             
 \             /        \             /  WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO 
  |           |          |           |                            
  |            \        /            [O  /                        
  |     |       \      /      |      |`                           
  |     T        \    /       T      |          SUCK A COCK LADY  
  |               \__/               |          I HAVE THE BIGGEST
  |                                  |    ###   HARDON IN HISTORY 
  |                                  |   #MAX#                    
  |    ,-`-.                ,-`-.    |    ###       /             
  |   |+++++|   |\____/|   |+++++|   |     V       /              
  |   |+++++|   |      |   |^^^^^|   |     I      /               
  |   |^^^^^|   |      |   |     |   |     I   \o                 
  |__,|___w,;_v_|,_ii._|_,.|  _,,|!,_|     X    A                 

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