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#802: BOB (Mon, 2001 Sep 3)
#801: YOUR LEADER (Sun, 2001 Sep 2)
#800: BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1)
#799: PICNIC (Fri, 2001 Aug 31)
#798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING (Thu, 2001 Aug 30)
#797: JOHN WAYNE (Wed, 2001 Aug 29)
#796: NOT FUNNY (Tue, 2001 Aug 28)
#795: SNOOPY SEZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 27)
#794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR (Sun, 2001 Aug 26)
#793: DUMB (Sat, 2001 Aug 25)
#792: UP HERE (Fri, 2001 Aug 24)
#791: JURASSIC (Thu, 2001 Aug 23)
#790: STOP STARING AT ME (Wed, 2001 Aug 22)
#789: CHECK IT OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 21)
#788: DEREZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 20)
#787: MONKEY PANTS (Sun, 2001 Aug 19)
#786: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Sat, 2001 Aug 18)
#785: NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17)
#784: THREE GUESSES (Thu, 2001 Aug 16)
#783: WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15)
#782: TRAPPED SPECIMEN (Tue, 2001 Aug 14)
#781: HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13)
#780: IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12)
#779: LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11)
#778: NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10)
#777: A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9)
#776: BROKEN NECK (Wed, 2001 Aug 8)
#775: CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7)
#774: QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6)
#773: BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5)
#772: SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4)
#771: THE EGYPTIAN WAY (Fri, 2001 Aug 3)
#770: TOO LAZY (Thu, 2001 Aug 2)
#769: STOMP (Wed, 2001 Aug 1)
#768: KLINGON WEB (Tue, 2001 Jul 31)
#767: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (Mon, 2001 Jul 30)
#766: POOR BAT (Sun, 2001 Jul 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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