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#835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6)
#834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5)
#833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4)
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#830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1)
#829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30)
#828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29)
#827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28)
#826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27)
#825: A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26)
#824: SPREAD OPEN (Tue, 2001 Sep 25)
#823: DON'T DO WINDOWS (Mon, 2001 Sep 24)
#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23)
#821: GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22)
#820: BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21)
#819: WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20)
#818: KISS IT GOODBYE (Wed, 2001 Sep 19)
#817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18)
#816: WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17)
#815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16)
#814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15)
#813: TOO POOR (Fri, 2001 Sep 14)
#812: ASS (Thu, 2001 Sep 13)
#811: PIG (Wed, 2001 Sep 12)
#810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11)
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#800: BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1)
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#798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING (Thu, 2001 Aug 30)
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#796: NOT FUNNY (Tue, 2001 Aug 28)
#795: SNOOPY SEZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 27)
#794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR (Sun, 2001 Aug 26)
#793: DUMB (Sat, 2001 Aug 25)
#792: UP HERE (Fri, 2001 Aug 24)
#791: JURASSIC (Thu, 2001 Aug 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#813: TOO POOR

Fri, 2001 Sep 14

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