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#859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30)
#858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29)
#857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28)
#856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27)
#855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26)
#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25)
#853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24)
#852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23)
#851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22)
#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21)
#849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT (Sat, 2001 Oct 20)
#848: THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19)
#847: VIKING FADS (Thu, 2001 Oct 18)
#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17)
#845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16)
#844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15)
#843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14)
#842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13)
#841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12)
#840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11)
#839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10)
#838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9)
#837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8)
#836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7)
#835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6)
#834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5)
#833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4)
#832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3)
#831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2)
#830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1)
#829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30)
#828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29)
#827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28)
#826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27)
#825: A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26)
#824: SPREAD OPEN (Tue, 2001 Sep 25)
#823: DON'T DO WINDOWS (Mon, 2001 Sep 24)
#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23)
#821: GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22)
#820: BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21)
#819: WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20)
#818: KISS IT GOODBYE (Wed, 2001 Sep 19)
#817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18)
#816: WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17)
#815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16)
#814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#836: THE BUG

Sun, 2001 Oct 7

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