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#895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5)
#894: QUACKMAN (Tue, 2001 Dec 4)
#893: AT THIS JUNCTURE (Mon, 2001 Dec 3)
#892: NANCY (Sun, 2001 Dec 2)
#891: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1)
#890: MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30)
#889: PENIS ENLARGER (Thu, 2001 Nov 29)
#888: BE HONEST (Wed, 2001 Nov 28)
#887: ARE YOU SURE (Tue, 2001 Nov 27)
#886: SIMPLE (Mon, 2001 Nov 26)
#885: CHIN OR MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Nov 25)
#884: CUPID (Sat, 2001 Nov 24)
#883: JUST A WOMAN (Fri, 2001 Nov 23)
#882: ANUSLESS (Thu, 2001 Nov 22)
#881: GAY STAR (Wed, 2001 Nov 21)
#880: DESERT PLANET (Tue, 2001 Nov 20)
#879: YOU (Mon, 2001 Nov 19)
#878: DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS (Sun, 2001 Nov 18)
#877: INFECTED RADIATION HAZARD SYMBOL (Sat, 2001 Nov 17)
#876: RINGO (Fri, 2001 Nov 16)
#875: FALLEN (Thu, 2001 Nov 15)
#874: REMEMBER KIDS (Wed, 2001 Nov 14)
#873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW (Tue, 2001 Nov 13)
#872: ABSOLUTE PANIC (Mon, 2001 Nov 12)
#871: SAD PUMPKIN (Sun, 2001 Nov 11)
#870: 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10)
#869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9)
#868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8)
#867: WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7)
#866: ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6)
#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5)
#864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4)
#863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3)
#862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2)
#861: HOLY (Thu, 2001 Nov 1)
#860: COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31)
#859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30)
#858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29)
#857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28)
#856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27)
#855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26)
#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25)
#853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24)
#852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23)
#851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22)
#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#872: ABSOLUTE PANIC

Mon, 2001 Nov 12

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| |`\_,.-'`   `"-.,_/'| |                                          /| 
| |  \             /  | |                                         /\; 
| |   \           /   | | _                              ___     /\/  
| |    \   __    /\   | |' `\-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-./`   `"-,/\/   
| |     \ (__)  /\ `-'| |    `\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \`\       \/    
| |      \-...-/  `-,_| |      \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \       \    
| |       '---'    /  | |       | | | | | | | | | | | | | |       |   
| |               |   | |       | | | | | | | | | | | | | |       |   
\_/               |   \_/       | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .--.  ;   
                  |       .--.  | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |  | /    
                   \      |  | / / / / / / / / / / / / / /  |  |/     
                   |`-.___|  |/-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'`--|  |      
            ,.-----'~~;   |  |                  (_(_(______)|  |      
           (_(_(_______)  |  |                        ,-----`~~~\     
                    ,-----`~~~\                      (_(_(_______)    
                   (_(_(_______)jgs                                   
                                                                      
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST THAT THING'S TRYING TO TELESCOPE AROUND MY COCK   
AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ME GHLGLUHGLHUG HYPERVENTILATING AND PISSING
ALL OVER MYSELF AND OTHERS AND CAUSING A BIG MESS AND CALLING THE COPS
BUT I'M SO SCARED I CAN'T DIAL AND CAN ONLY MASH MY PALM AGAINST THE  
KEYPAD AND NOW I'M HYPERVENTILATING HUHHHHHHHHHH FEELING FAINT HUHHHHH
HOLY JESUS MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY NOW   
FEELING RATHER FAINT AND GIDDY LALALALALALA OKAY DOGGY I'LL PET YOU   
AND LET YOU CHOKE ME BUT GOOD ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ   

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