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#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS (Fri, 2002 Jan 4)
#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3)
#923: THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2)
#922: INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1)
#921: DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31)
#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE (Sun, 2001 Dec 30)
#919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29)
#918: EATING DISORDER (Fri, 2001 Dec 28)
#917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27)
#916: WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26)
#915: HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25)
#914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24)
#913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23)
#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22)
#911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21)
#910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20)
#909: PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19)
#908: CALICO (Tue, 2001 Dec 18)
#907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17)
#906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16)
#905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15)
#904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14)
#903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13)
#902: LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12)
#901: DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11)
#900: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10)
#899: RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9)
#898: KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8)
#897: PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7)
#896: QVC (Thu, 2001 Dec 6)
#895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5)
#894: QUACKMAN (Tue, 2001 Dec 4)
#893: AT THIS JUNCTURE (Mon, 2001 Dec 3)
#892: NANCY (Sun, 2001 Dec 2)
#891: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1)
#890: MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30)
#889: PENIS ENLARGER (Thu, 2001 Nov 29)
#888: BE HONEST (Wed, 2001 Nov 28)
#887: ARE YOU SURE (Tue, 2001 Nov 27)
#886: SIMPLE (Mon, 2001 Nov 26)
#885: CHIN OR MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Nov 25)
#884: CUPID (Sat, 2001 Nov 24)
#883: JUST A WOMAN (Fri, 2001 Nov 23)
#882: ANUSLESS (Thu, 2001 Nov 22)
#881: GAY STAR (Wed, 2001 Nov 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#903: NOW THAT'S FAT

Thu, 2001 Dec 13

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