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#942: RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21)
#941: THIRTY ONE (Sun, 2002 Jan 20)
#940: GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19)
#939: M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18)
#938: THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17)
#937: THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16)
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#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14)
#934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13)
#933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12)
#932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11)
#931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10)
#930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9)
#929: HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8)
#928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS (Mon, 2002 Jan 7)
#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION (Sun, 2002 Jan 6)
#926: GEEK CHECK (Sat, 2002 Jan 5)
#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS (Fri, 2002 Jan 4)
#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3)
#923: THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2)
#922: INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1)
#921: DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31)
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#917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27)
#916: WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26)
#915: HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25)
#914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24)
#913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23)
#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22)
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#910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20)
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#905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15)
#904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14)
#903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS

Fri, 2002 Jan 4

fresh air, npr, terry gross

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           (QWWWU;--;;--;'   HERE WORKS REALLY WELL   
           (WWWW  @  \@ ;;   AND DOESN'T HURT AT ALL  
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        /d!!!/.;;;;;;;;;/;;d    BUT ALL THINGS        
       /d!!!/.;;;;",  "/.;d    CONSIDERED IT'S WORTH  
      /d!!!/.;;;;;;; ;/;;d    IT FOR A SERIOUS MACHINE
     /d!!!/.!;;;;;;; /;;d!   BLOWJOB DON'T YOU THINK  
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