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#975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG (Sat, 2002 Feb 23)
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#973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21)
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#951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME (Wed, 2002 Jan 30)
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#943: AND I THOUGHT (Tue, 2002 Jan 22)
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#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14)
#934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13)
#933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12)
#932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11)
#931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10)
#930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9)
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#952: LOCKER

Thu, 2002 Jan 31

                   I'M A FUCKING COCKLOCKER
                                           
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