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#918: EATING DISORDER (Fri, 2001 Dec 28)
#917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27)
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#914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24)
#913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23)
#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22)
#911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21)
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#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP

Sat, 2001 Dec 22

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                    |   DETECTING UNSUCKED DICKS AHEAD                 
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           '--|     |   AYE AYE ANSWERING ALL STOP SIR                 
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       _.-=.' |     |   ON THE 1MC ATTENTION CREW THIS                 
      |    |  |]_   |   IS YOUR CAPTAIN PREPARE TO FEAST               
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