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#930: THIS COSTUME

Wed, 2002 Jan 9

                              WHEN THE KIDS TOLD ME I HAD TO
                               WEAR A COSTUME I DIDN'T THINK
                               IT WOULD BE THIS DEBILITATING
                                                            
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