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#992: IT'S MILLER TIME (Tue, 2002 Mar 12)
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#990: A WOMAN'S WORTH (Sun, 2002 Mar 10)
#989: WAR ON DRUGS (Sat, 2002 Mar 9)
#988: JUST PLAIN CHILDISH (Fri, 2002 Mar 8)
#987: SO STRONG (Thu, 2002 Mar 7)
#986: DIABETES KILLS (Wed, 2002 Mar 6)
#985: JUST BECAUSE (Tue, 2002 Mar 5)
#984: PERL VS. PYTHON (Mon, 2002 Mar 4)
#983: EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT (Sun, 2002 Mar 3)
#982: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Sat, 2002 Mar 2)
#981: POPPIES (Fri, 2002 Mar 1)
#980: THE ARK (Thu, 2002 Feb 28)
#979: WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND (Wed, 2002 Feb 27)
#978: FRENCH SHARK (Tue, 2002 Feb 26)
#977: MR. TIBBS (Mon, 2002 Feb 25)
#976: RAINBOW (Sun, 2002 Feb 24)
#975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG (Sat, 2002 Feb 23)
#974: CHOKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 22)
#973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21)
#972: ITALIANS (Wed, 2002 Feb 20)
#971: KLEIN BOTTLE (Tue, 2002 Feb 19)
#970: CLEARLY A PIG (Mon, 2002 Feb 18)
#969: WEIGHT PROBLEM (Sun, 2002 Feb 17)
#968: BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2002 Feb 16)
#967: REALLY OBVIOUS (Fri, 2002 Feb 15)
#966: PANZERFAUST (Thu, 2002 Feb 14)
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#963: ME AND INVADER ZIM (Mon, 2002 Feb 11)
#962: HUNGRY PIG (Sun, 2002 Feb 10)
#961: MOTHER (Sat, 2002 Feb 9)
#960: IT'S ATTACKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 8)
#959: REINDEER (Thu, 2002 Feb 7)
#958: FREAK OF NATURE (Wed, 2002 Feb 6)
#957: OSTRICH OR NO (Tue, 2002 Feb 5)
#956: TAKE IT FROM ME (Mon, 2002 Feb 4)
#955: MILKSHAKE (Sun, 2002 Feb 3)
#954: TOOT TOOT (Sat, 2002 Feb 2)
#953: BUNNY TO EARTH (Fri, 2002 Feb 1)
#952: LOCKER (Thu, 2002 Jan 31)
#951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME (Wed, 2002 Jan 30)
#950: PYRAMIDS (Tue, 2002 Jan 29)
#949: NO MEANS NO (Mon, 2002 Jan 28)
#948: POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27)
#947: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#969: WEIGHT PROBLEM

Sun, 2002 Feb 17

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