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#950: PYRAMIDS (Tue, 2002 Jan 29)
#949: NO MEANS NO (Mon, 2002 Jan 28)
#948: POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27)
#947: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26)
#946: AIDS DICTIONARY (Fri, 2002 Jan 25)
#945: RASH (Thu, 2002 Jan 24)
#944: PLONK (Wed, 2002 Jan 23)
#943: AND I THOUGHT (Tue, 2002 Jan 22)
#942: RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21)
#941: THIRTY ONE (Sun, 2002 Jan 20)
#940: GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19)
#939: M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18)
#938: THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17)
#937: THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16)
#936: ONLY THE COOLEST (Tue, 2002 Jan 15)
#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14)
#934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13)
#933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12)
#932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11)
#931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10)
#930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9)
#929: HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8)
#928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS (Mon, 2002 Jan 7)
#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION (Sun, 2002 Jan 6)
#926: GEEK CHECK (Sat, 2002 Jan 5)
#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS (Fri, 2002 Jan 4)
#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3)
#923: THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2)
#922: INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1)
#921: DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31)
#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE (Sun, 2001 Dec 30)
#919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29)
#918: EATING DISORDER (Fri, 2001 Dec 28)
#917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27)
#916: WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26)
#915: HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25)
#914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24)
#913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23)
#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22)
#911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21)
#910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20)
#909: PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19)
#908: CALICO (Tue, 2001 Dec 18)
#907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17)
#906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16)
#905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #926: GEEK CHECK | #928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS >>>

#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION

Sun, 2002 Jan 6

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PROJECT 2501 BEGAN WITH AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE A SELFLESS     
OBEDIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE                                
                                                            
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WHOSE ABILITY TO SUCK COCK WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST             
                                                            
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OF GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION FRANKLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL   
                                                            
WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN ????????????????????????????       

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