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#869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9)
#868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8)
#867: WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7)
#866: ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6)
#865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5)
#864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4)
#863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3)
#862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2)
#861: HOLY (Thu, 2001 Nov 1)
#860: COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31)
#859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30)
#858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29)
#857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28)
#856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27)
#855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26)
#854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25)
#853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24)
#852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23)
#851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22)
#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21)
#849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT (Sat, 2001 Oct 20)
#848: THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19)
#847: VIKING FADS (Thu, 2001 Oct 18)
#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17)
#845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16)
#844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15)
#843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14)
#842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13)
#841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12)
#840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11)
#839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10)
#838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9)
#837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8)
#836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7)
#835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6)
#834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5)
#833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4)
#832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3)
#831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2)
#830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1)
#829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30)
#828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29)
#827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28)
#826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27)
#825: A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26)
#824: SPREAD OPEN (Tue, 2001 Sep 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Wed, 2001 Oct 17

911, best of, special, tools*

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THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR 
HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
                                                                     
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS  
GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY                                     
                                                                     
WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE A HEAD)                                                  

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