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#818: KISS IT GOODBYE

Wed, 2001 Sep 19

911, osama bin laden

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             /     ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   ||                
            |      ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   || KISS IT GOODBYE
                   ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   || OSAMA          
                   ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   ||                
                   ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   ||                

#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER

Sun, 2001 Sep 23

911

SENSEI CAN WE NOT BOMB THE                                           
SHIT OUT OF DIRTY COUNTRIES NOW                                      
                                          SOON GRASSHOPPER SOON      
                                                                     
GREATER TEACHER IS THERE NOT                                         
CATHARSIS IN HORRIBLY KILLING                                        
THOSE WHO DESERVE IT                                                 
                                         OH WHO CARES LET'S LICK DICK
                                                                     
GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG                                   
                                         GHLUGLHUGAHLGHLUGHLUGHLUG   
                                                                     
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        /   `-.`-.                                [_[___]            
  jgs   \______)__)                              (_(____|            
                                                                     

#831: DEAR GENIUS

Tue, 2001 Oct 2

911

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         |         |        
                            
         DEAR GENIUS        
   DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB  
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

#835: A REAL GOD

Sat, 2001 Oct 6

911, islam

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            STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD                

#837: TALIBAN

Mon, 2001 Oct 8

911

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        ( I LIKE MY DICK HARD AND FAST )           
 ,))).  ,'----------------------------'            
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         ( I LIKE COCK THAT CAN GO FOR DAYS )      
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        ( I FUCKING EAT SHIT (I'M IN THE TALIBAN) )
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#843: PREPARE YOURSELF

Sun, 2001 Oct 14

911

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            /  '  _.-'   \              
            |  `'_{}_    |              
            |  /`    `\  |              
             \/ ==  == \/               
             /| (.)(.) |\               
             \|  __)_  |/               
              |\/____\/|                
              | ` ~~ ` |                
              \        /                
        jgs    `.____.`                 
                                        
HOPE YOU'RE COOL WITH ALLAH MOTHERFUCKER
                                        
  SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED YOU'RE DEAD   
                                        
 ALSO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER ONCE A MONTH

#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Wed, 2001 Oct 17

911, best of, special, tools*

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         /  /   /  __________    //\_                                
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   \|        |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -|  
    |        |                   ```-------...___________________.'  
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    ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|                
    |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/                
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THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR 
HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
                                                                     
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS  
GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY                                     
                                                                     
WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE A HEAD)                                                  

#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS

Sun, 2001 Oct 21

911, osama bin laden

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              zF .e. b   I BEAR WITNESS THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT      
             zF $$$$- b   ALLAH AND THAT MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER    
            zF   "*"   *   THERE IS AMERICA HIT BY GOD IN ONE OF ITS  
           zF.ee.   .ec *   SOFTEST SPOTS ITS GREATEST BUILDINGS WERE 
          zF $$$$  4$$$$ *.  DESTROYED THANK GOD FOR THAT THERE IS    
         JF   ""    "*"   *.  AMERICA FULL OF FEAR FROM ITS NORTH TO  
        J" .      .      . 3r  ITS SOUTH FROM ITS WEST TO EAST THANK  
       J" $$$b  d$$$.  J$$$r3c  GOD FOR THAT WHAT AMERICA IS TASTING  
      d"  "$P"  ^*$*   ^*$*  "c  NOW IS SOMETHING INSIGNIFICANT       
     d"                       "L  COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAVE TASTED FOR 
    d"4$$$r  4$$$.  d$$b   $$$c'b  SCORES OF YEARS OUR NATION HAS BEEN
   d" ^$$$"  ^$$$"  *$$*   *$$" 'b  TASTING THIS HUMILIATION AND THIS 
  d"                             ^$  OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING I'M 
 d".d$c   e$b.  z$b.   e$b.   z$$c^$  A FUCKING DIPSHIT DEAD MAN      
'$ *$$$  '$$$P  $$$P  ^$$$P   $$$$ ^$                                 
 "b. "     "     ^      ^      ^" .dP   Gilo94'                       
   """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""                                   

#868: DEAR OSAMA

Thu, 2001 Nov 8

911, figlet, osama bin laden

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                *   |  ,|   *           *   |  ,|   *                
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   |  _ \| ____|  / \  |  _ \   / _ \/ ___|  / \  |  \/  |  / \      
   | | | |  _|   / _ \ | |_) | | | | \___ \ / _ \ | |\/| | / _ \     
   | |_| | |___ / ___ \|  _ <  | |_| |___) / ___ \| |  | |/ ___ \    
   |____/|_____/_/   \_\_| \_\  \___/|____/_/   \_\_|  |_/_/   \_\   
                                                                     
                           YOU WILL DIE SOON                         
                       HERE'S SOME CANDLES BITCH                     

#1000: NINTENDO

Wed, 2002 Mar 20

911, logo

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        "-|-"    \       |    |      "-\.-"       
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HOLY GOD AS IT SPINS THERE ARE N'S UPON N'S !!!!!!
AN INFINITE PROGRESSION OF THE LETTER N THAT SPINS
AND SPINS AND NEVER STOPS                         
                                                  
IF THIS ISN'T A TESTAMENT TO THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF
OUR FOURTEENTH LETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS        
                                                  
OH WELL BACK TO BONGHITS                          
                                                  
REMEMBER 9/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11     

#1271: DELETED SCENES

Mon, 2002 Dec 16

911, osama bin laden

I'M WATCHING THE OSAMA BIN LADEN DVD   
WITH DELETED SCENES AND I HAVE A HARDON
                                       
   ___             //////              
  (__|_______--/| /   ///              
  __/  +--+| |-\| (>   )/              
|_|ooo+--+|_|    /_    /               
  `-------'       |_, //               
                  |___/                

#1281: SEPTEMBER TENTH

Thu, 2002 Dec 26

911

THAT PONYTAIL IS *SO* SEPTEMBER TENTH DIRK         
                                                   
               \                                   
                \                 OH, BE NICE LANCE
            \____         ___,                     
          __\o___|__   __)____)__  /               
           ///  =.       -)- )))  /                
           _/ \_c/       \=_/ \__                  
          /= \/              )_/=\                 
          \ ^|\           __((_\_/\                
          )\  \___ __    /_/-\o____)               
         _\_\,__o/-\_\   \/  ))__|_                
        (x_\_:M     \/      ,/:_/_s)               
          \ *\ \           /  /o /                 
           \ *\ \         /  /o /                  
            \,/ `)       ('  \,/                   
           / (   |        |   ) \                  
          ,- <___(        )___> -\                 
      -,--(o \|  |-.--,-- |  |/ o)--,. -           
   b'ger  [_,_(o \__     _/ o)_,_/                 
              \_,___]  [___,_/                     

#1378: THE FISH SAYS

Wed, 2003 Apr 2

911

  THIS COMIC STRIP WAS SO MUCH
     MORE UPBEAT BEFORE 9/11  
                              
              /               
             /                
      _.:::.                  
     /o''    '''./)           
     >\.))...''' \)           
Fog                           

#1394: DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES

Fri, 2003 Apr 18

911

I'VE GOT AN MPEG WHICH INCLUDES DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES
OF DAVID LETTERMAN TALKING ABOUT THE WTC ATTACKS ON HIS
SHOW IF ANYBODY NEEDS TO BEAT THEIR FUCKING COCK OFF   
                                                       
 W                  .__. .__.                          
[ ]                 |::| |::|                          
 E          ._.     |::| |::|   ._.                    
 |\         |:| ._. |::| |::|   |/|                    
 \ \\|/     |:|_|/| |::| |::|_  |/|                    
  |-( )-    |:|"|/|_|::| |::|\|_|/| _                  
  | V L     |:|"|/|||::| |::|\|||/||:|                 
  \    `  ___   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                
   |    \/  /      ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~pwh                

#1406: FREEDOM PIZZA

Wed, 2003 Apr 30

911

                 ___                                                
                 |  ~~--.                                           
                 |%=@%%/                                            
                 |o%%%/  I THINK IT'S TIME TO DECLARE MY LOVE       
              __ |%%o/  FOR THIS COUNTRY BY ORDERING A FREEDOM PIZZA
        _,--~~ | |(_/ ._                                            
     ,/'  m%%%%| |o/ /  `\.                                         
    /' m%%o(_)%| |/ /o%%m `\                                        
  /' %%@=%o%%%o|   /(_)o%%% `\                                      
 /  %o%%%%%=@%%|  /%%o%%@=%%  \                                     
|  (_)%(_)%%o%%| /%%%=@(_)%%%  |                                    
| %%o%%%%o%%%(_|/%o%%o%%%%o%%% |                                    
| %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% |                                    
|  (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)%  |                                    
 \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ /                                     
  \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/                                      
    \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/                                        
      `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/'                                          
         `--..____,,--'  CD                                         

#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE

Mon, 2003 Oct 27

911

                                                                        
                                                           ___.----.____
   CAN WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE              __,--(_,-'       ,-'
   FOR MY RIGHT TESTICLE WHICH WAS              _,-'               ,-'  
   SMOOSHED IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER       _,-'                ,-'     
   ATTACK                                ,-'    ()           ,-'        
                                      ,-'    ()           ,-'           
                                   ,-'  __..--""       ,-'              
                                ,-'.--""   ,-'      ,-'                 
             |\         __..--""        ,-'      ,-':                   
             | \__..--""     ______  ,-'     _,-'   :                   
        __..--""         ,-'\_____/-'    _,-'       :                   
__..--""              ,-' ,-'  ,-'   _,-'____/      :                   
  `---...___       ,-' ,-'  ,-'  _,-'    _,-'       :                   
            ```-,-' ,-'  ,-' _,-'    _,-'           :                   
             |PG\,-'___,-'--"" ___,-'-...___        :                   
             |_..--""                       ```---..:                   

#1760: A PATRIOTIC #30

Sun, 2004 Apr 18

911, togos

                       .....       I HEREBY EAT THIS TOGO'S #30     
                    .'       '.    SANDWICH FOR ALL THOSE THAT CAN'T
                   .           .   ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!             
                   :           :                                    
                   '           '                                    
         ,.*====.   '.       .'   .====*.,                          
        .-`"/c)}}},    :...:    ,{{{(c\"`-.                         
    _.-'-6>   {{{{{'''`     `'''}}}}}   <9-'-._                     
   t         |}}}}}}           {{{{{{|         y                    
    \__.___.'{{{{{{{           }}}}}}}'.___.__/                     
        `[__/}}}}}}}}         {{{{{{{{\__]`                         
         {{{.'     `'-._   _.-'`     '.}}}                          
         }}/            ```            \{{                          
         {{|                           |}}   REMEMBER 9/11          
         }}|                           |{{                          
  .------{{{\    ,               ,    /}}}------.                   
 //.--------'    ;               ;   '---------.\\                  
((///  _          \             /          _  \\\))                 
 (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--)))  jgs             

#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX

Wed, 2004 Jun 16

911, togos

                    _.---._                      
                _.-~       ~-._                  
            _.-~               ~-._              
        _.-~                       ~---._        
    _.-~                                 ~\      
 .-~                                    _.;      
 :-._                               _.-~ ./      
 `-._~-._                   _..__.-~ _.-~        
  /  ~-._~-._              / .__..--~----._      
 \_____(_;-._\.        _.-~_/       ~).. . \     
    /(_____  \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)    
  .(_________/`--...--~/    _/nad        /\      
 /-._     \_     (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./      
 `-._~-._   ~\--------~  .-~_..__.-~ _.-~        
     ~-._~-._ ~---------'  / .__..--~            
         ~-._\.        _.-~_/                    
             \`--...--~_.-~                      
              `--...--~                          
                                                 
I ONCE AGAIN DEDICATE THIS TOGO'S SANDWICH TO THE
   PLAYTOYS OF THE PETS OF THE CLOSE FRIENDS     
    OF THE FAMILIES OF THE VICTIMS OF 9/11       
                                                 
    WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'LL HAVE A #9        

#1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING)

Mon, 2004 Nov 22

911

        _                                                           
       / \          WHY IS THIS EVEN STILL STANDING IN THESE        
     "(___)"        POST 9/11 TIMES                                 
     |||_|||                                                        
  __=|||_|||=__     OH THAT'S A FAT WANG I THOUGHT WAS THE TAJ MAHAL
 _______________                                                    
____ // _ \\ ____   BOMB IT ANYWAY                                  
    // / \ \\                                                       

#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV

Sun, 2005 Nov 20

911

               ___    ___                        
              (@  )__(  @)                       
             /            \                      
            ( ____________ )                     
           /\_____________/\       9/11 IS A JOKE
          /                 \                    
         / |              |  \                   
        /  |  |        |  |   \                  
       /   |  |        |  |    \                 
      (    |  |        |  |     )                
 ______\   |  |        |  |    /______           
<__________|  |________|  |___________>          
           |  |        |  |                      
           VWWV        VWWV                      

#2378: BILL FOLD

Tue, 2005 Dec 27

911, truther

  IF YOU FOLD UP THE DOLLAR BILL A CERTAIN WAY YOU CAN   
   SEE AN IMAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON FIRE AND    
    ALSO THAT I'M A FUCKING IDIOT                        
                                                         
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFEDERAL RESERVE NOTEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX  XX       THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA        XXX  XX
XXXX XX  -------       ------------               XXXX XX
XXXX XX              /   jJ===-\    \      C7675  XXXX XX
XXXXXX     OOO      /   jJ - -  L    \      ---    XXXXXX
XXXXX     OOOOO     |   JJ  |   X    |       __     XXXXX
XXX    3   OOO      |   JJ ---  X    |      OOOO    3 XXX
XXX                 |   J|\    /|    |     OOOOOO     XXX
XXX     C36799887   |   /  |  |  \   |      OOOO      XXX
XXX                 |  |          |  |       --       XXX
XXX      -------    \ /            \ /                XXX
X  XX                \ ____________ /               X  XX
XX XXX 3_________        --------  ___   _______ 3 XXX XX
XX XXX            ___   ONE DOLLAR  i              XXX XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
                                               Songsinger

#2457: PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT

Thu, 2006 Mar 16

911

           _,,,_                                                    
         .'     `'.                                                 
        /     ____ \     HEY HERE'S A POP QUIZ                      
       |    .'_  _\/                                                
       /    ) a  a|        WHAT DO PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT 
      /    (    > |         BOTH HAVE IN COMMON ?!?!?!?!?           
     (      ) ._  /                                                 
     )    _/-.__.'`\         YES THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE BOTH WORTHLESS
    (  .-'`-.   \__ )         SACKS OF SHIT WHO WERE SAVED BY 9/11  
     `/      `-./  `.                                               
      |    \      \  \                                              
jgs   |     \   \  \  \                                             
      |\     `. /  /   \                                            

#2466: ME IN 1994

Sat, 2006 Mar 25

911

                                       ~~~   THIS IS ME IN 1994      
    ___________     ) () ))()         c'     TOASTING UPPERCASE      
   /I\         \    ( )( (()(          -     O'S OVER THE FIRE       
  / I \         \    \/\ \\/\ -O--===o---|                           
 /  I  \         \    \_\_/_/            |   THIS WAS BEFORE 9/11    
/___I___\_________\   ()_()_)      |_____|   WHEN WE COULD BRING THEM
                                             ON THE PLANES           

#2496: WWU93D

Mon, 2006 Apr 24

911, best of, wwjd

       _,,--,,_        
     /`       .`\      
    /  '  _.-'   \     
    |  `'_{}_    |     
    |  /`    `\  |     
     \/ ==  == \/      
     /| (.)(.) |\      
     \|  __)_  |/      
      |\/____\/|       
      | ` ~~ ` |       
      \        /       
jgs    `.____.`        
                       
WHAT WOULD UNITED 93 DO

#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY

Mon, 2006 Aug 14

911, islam

                      ___                   _...------..._               
                   .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.           
                  / -..__                                     `\         
                 Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y        
   ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)       
  ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;        
   `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\        
   _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)       
 ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \           
/              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_  sk)      
                "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`               
                                     `"`                                 
                                                                         
    YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS                             
                                                                         
    MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY                              
                                                                         
    IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES

#2811: CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11

Mon, 2007 Mar 5

911, conspiracy duck*, meta

         ______                                                     
         _\ _~-\___                                                 
 =  = ==(____AA____D                                                
             \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._               
             /     o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o  |\_             
             `~-.__        ___..----..                  )           
         Roland    `---~~\___________/------------`````             
                   =  ===(_________D                                
                                                                    
o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS      
                                                                    
   HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S      
   SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS                                
                                                                    
   WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD         
   CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS                                  
                                                                    
   BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER      
   ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER                    
                                                                    
   93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?!   
                                                                    
   IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY 
                                                                    
   WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE 
   SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY         
                                                                    
   MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMOTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE      
   CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                    
   SIGNED, F*CK B*SH                                                

#3113: 9/11 TRUTHER

Tue, 2008 Jan 1

911, truther

                  ,-------------------.                                      
                ,'                    ;   I'M A 9/11 TRUTHER                 
              ,'                    .'|                                      
            ,'                    .'# |                                      
          ,'                    .'# # |888                                   
          :-------------------.'# # # |)(888)   -  -  \                      
          | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |8888)(8)  \  .  ,                     
          | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |88)(88)  \  -  .  \                   
       '  | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |8)(88)  =   \  -                      
   |  / - , # ####### # # # # | # # # |(8)   .  /  -  \  ,                   
-   / , .   ############# # # | # # # |   ] _  \  ,  -                       
  \  -  ,  "################# | # # # |                                      
 -  .  /  \ /############## # | # # # |                                      
         .  - / # # # # # # # | # # # |   OH YOU MEAN THEY CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO
          | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |                                      
          | # # # # # # # # # | # # # |   OH THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING         
          | # # # # # # # # # | # # #                                        
          | # # # # # # # # # | # #       GOLLY                              
          | # # # # # # # # # | #                                            
metallo   | # # # # # # # # # |                                              

#3367: NEVER FORGET

Thu, 2008 Sep 11

911

                NEVER | FORGET                   
                     _=_                         
                     \ /.           _=           
        .-.    _ .-_ |  |_         |  |          
 "   _  | |   | ||  \|    |_.--.   |  |          
 |  | |_| |-__| ||          |  |,-.|  |-_   __   
|H|-|   '                          |     | |  |  
                                         |_|  |Na
                                                 
       OH FUCK SHIT WRONG SKYLINE SORRY          

#4081: GROUND ZERO DATABRAIN

Thu, 2010 Aug 26

911, islam, quake

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@      |                           |                           |         @
@     /#\                         /#\                         /#\        @
@    (###)                      /#####\                      (###)       @
@     | |    |                /#########\                |    | |        @
@     |@|   /#\|     /\     /#############\     /\     |/#\   |@|        @
@     | |  (##/#\   /##\   (###############)   /##\   /#\##)  | |        @
@     |@|   |(###) (####)  _\#############/_  (####) (###)|   |@|        @
@     | |   |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#|   | |        @
@     |@|   |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#|   |@|        @
@     | |   |#| |###|##|###|####/     \####|###|##|###| |#|   | |        @
@     |@|   |#|@|###|/\|###|##/         \##|###|/\|###|@|#|   |@|        @
@     | |   |#| |###||||###|#(           )#|###||||###| |#|   | |        @
@     |@|   |#|@|###|##|###|##\         /##|###|##|###|@|#|   |@|        @
@     | |   |#| |###|/\|###|###|       |###|###|/\|###| |#|   | |        @
@     |@|   |#|@|###||||###|###|       |###|###||||###|@|#|   |@|        @
@     | |   |#| |###||||###|###|       |###|###||||###| |#|   | |        @
@    _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_       @
@    |###|###################################################|###|       @
@    |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###|       @
@   /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\      @
@  /                   / /  ---------------  \ \                    \    @
@ /                   / /#####################\ \                     \  @
@/                   / /###|###|       |###|###\ \                      \@
@                   / /|###|###|       |###|###|\ \                      @
@                  / /||###|###|       |###|###||\ \                     @
@                 / /\/|###|###|       |###|###|\/\ \                    @
@                / /|##|###|###|       |###|###|##|\ \                   @
@               / /#||||###|##/         \##|###||||#\ \                  @
@______________/ /##|\/|###|#(           )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@
@             | /###|##|###|##\         /##|###|##|###\ |                @
@spb          |/|###||||###|####\     /####|###||||###|\|                @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                                                          
   PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON      
   THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22)     
                                                                          
   I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS                 
   CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE          
   GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE          
   ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK            
   TO SWEETEN THE DEAL                                                    
                                                                          
   FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES      
                                                                          
   (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL)            

#4417: INSPIRE

Thu, 2011 Jul 28

911, islam

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   |_      `---..___`---...___          `---...___                        
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 `.   /  /. /|       |`--...__   `--.._       |         |    |  |         
  /`./`./`.`.|       |        `--...__ `--..__|         |   /   |         
 /   `.   / /|       |                `--...__    .'\.'\|   |   |         
/     /  / / | .===. |                        | .'   \  \    \  |         
`.   /`././  ||     ||                        |\.'\.'\.'\\   |  |         
/ `./ /   `. ||     ||                    _   .' .' .'   \   |  |         
`.   /     / ||     ||                 .-' '-.\  \  \     \ /   |         
  `./`.   /  ||_____| `--...__         |.....||\  \  \   .' |   |         
   |`./`./  .'                `--...__ |.....|| \.'\.'\.'\  |   |         
   ||`--.._ `--...__                  `|.....||.' \  .'   \ \   |         
   /| ==== ||`--..__`--...__           |.....||\   \.\     \|   |         
   |`--..__/| ===== | |`--..`--...__    /'''\ | \  \  \   .'/   |         
   ||`-.__ |`---..___/| =====| |`-._`--...__.'   \.'\  \.'  |   |         
   /| === |||`--..__ |`--...__/| ==== | |`--.._      \.'|   |   |         
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LGB|       |`---..___/| ==== |||`--.._ |`--..__/| ==== ||   |   |         
    `--..__|         |`--...__/| ==== |||`--._ |`---..__/   \   |         
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                                    `---..___`---..____..-'_..-'          
                                             `---..____..-'               
                                                                          
  YAY MY LATEST COPY OF _INSPIRE_ MAGAZINE ARRIVED TODAY !!!!!!!!         
                                                                          
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