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#818: KISS IT GOODBYE
911
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#822: SOON GRASSHOPPER
911
SENSEI CAN WE NOT BOMB THE
SHIT OUT OF DIRTY COUNTRIES NOW
SOON GRASSHOPPER SOON
GREATER TEACHER IS THERE NOT
CATHARSIS IN HORRIBLY KILLING
THOSE WHO DESERVE IT
OH WHO CARES LET'S LICK DICK
GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG
GHLUGLHUGAHLGHLUGHLUGHLUG
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jgs \______)__) (_(____|
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#831: DEAR GENIUS
911
.
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DEAR GENIUS
DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
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#835: A REAL GOD
911
__
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_,'###,,#| |#| |##| |#|~~|##| |##:=====:#########)
__,.'#####/ |#| |#: |##| |#| |##| |##| ~~~~.#.~~
.-'#########/--|#| |##:_ .#,.--, |#|==|##| |##:==========|#|
|########_.-' |#| |#@##| | (( | |#| |##( |##| |#|
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`.###`.
`.##.'
STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD
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#837: TALIBAN
911
.----------------------------.
( I LIKE MY DICK HARD AND FAST )
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o( )o
`0-0'
.--------------------------------.
( I LIKE COCK THAT CAN GO FOR DAYS )
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o( )o|
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( I FUCKING EAT SHIT (I'M IN THE TALIBAN) )
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((,-.))
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o( )o
`0-0'
cj
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#843: PREPARE YOURSELF
911
_,,--,,_
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| /` `\ |
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/| (.)(.) |\
\| __)_ |/
|\/____\/|
| ` ~~ ` |
\ /
jgs `.____.`
HOPE YOU'RE COOL WITH ALLAH MOTHERFUCKER
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED YOU'RE DEAD
ALSO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER ONCE A MONTH
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#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
911, best of, special, tools*
_
jgs ./ | _________________
/ / / __________ //\_
/' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________
/ / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
/ \ \__(__________)__\\/
| `\
| | ___________________
| |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `.
/| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =|
( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =|
\| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -|
| | ```-------...___________________.'
|________|
\ / _
| | ,,,,,,, /=\
,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=|
| | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/
`--------' `
THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS
GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY
WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE A HEAD)
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#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS
911
zP"""c
zF .e. b I BEAR WITNESS THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT
zF $$$$- b ALLAH AND THAT MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER
zF "*" * THERE IS AMERICA HIT BY GOD IN ONE OF ITS
zF.ee. .ec * SOFTEST SPOTS ITS GREATEST BUILDINGS WERE
zF $$$$ 4$$$$ *. DESTROYED THANK GOD FOR THAT THERE IS
JF "" "*" *. AMERICA FULL OF FEAR FROM ITS NORTH TO
J" . . . 3r ITS SOUTH FROM ITS WEST TO EAST THANK
J" $$$b d$$$. J$$$r3c GOD FOR THAT WHAT AMERICA IS TASTING
d" "$P" ^*$* ^*$* "c NOW IS SOMETHING INSIGNIFICANT
d" "L COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAVE TASTED FOR
d"4$$$r 4$$$. d$$b $$$c'b SCORES OF YEARS OUR NATION HAS BEEN
d" ^$$$" ^$$$" *$$* *$$" 'b TASTING THIS HUMILIATION AND THIS
d" ^$ OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING I'M
d".d$c e$b. z$b. e$b. z$$c^$ A FUCKING DIPSHIT DEAD MAN
'$ *$$$ '$$$P $$$P ^$$$P $$$$ ^$
"b. " " ^ ^ ^" .dP Gilo94'
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#868: DEAR OSAMA
911, figlet
* *
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* * * * * | | * * * * * | | * * * * *
* | | * | | *
* * * */ \* * * */ \* * * * *
* * ------- * ------- *
* * | | * * | | * * * *
* * Pru |_| |_| *
* * * * * * * * *
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| _ \| ____| / \ | _ \ / _ \/ ___| / \ | \/ | / \
| | | | _| / _ \ | |_) | | | | \___ \ / _ \ | |\/| | / _ \
| |_| | |___ / ___ \| _ < | |_| |___) / ___ \| | | |/ ___ \
|____/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_\ \___/|____/_/ \_\_| |_/_/ \_\
YOU WILL DIE SOON
HERE'S SOME CANDLES BITCH
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#1000: NINTENDO
911, logo
.-"-.
.-" "-.
/"-. .-|
/ "-.-" |
/ / |
.-"-. / / | .-"-.
.-" "-/ / | .-" "-.
|-. .-"\ / | /"-. .-|
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'-. | .-"\ | | '.\. .-'
"-|-" \ | | "-\.-"
\ | |
\ | |
"-. | .-'
bug "-|-"
HOLY GOD AS IT SPINS THERE ARE N'S UPON N'S !!!!!!
AN INFINITE PROGRESSION OF THE LETTER N THAT SPINS
AND SPINS AND NEVER STOPS
IF THIS ISN'T A TESTAMENT TO THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF
OUR FOURTEENTH LETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
OH WELL BACK TO BONGHITS
REMEMBER 9/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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#1271: DELETED SCENES
911
I'M WATCHING THE OSAMA BIN LADEN DVD
WITH DELETED SCENES AND I HAVE A HARDON
___ //////
(__|_______--/| / ///
__/ +--+| |-\| (> )/
|_|ooo+--+|_| /_ /
`-------' |_, //
|___/
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#1281: SEPTEMBER TENTH
911
THAT PONYTAIL IS *SO* SEPTEMBER TENTH DIRK
\
\ OH, BE NICE LANCE
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__\o___|__ __)____)__ /
/// =. -)- ))) /
_/ \_c/ \=_/ \__
/= \/ )_/=\
\ ^|\ __((_\_/\
)\ \___ __ /_/-\o____)
_\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_
(x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s)
\ *\ \ / /o /
\ *\ \ / /o /
\,/ `) (' \,/
/ ( | | ) \
,- <___( )___> -\
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b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/
\_,___] [___,_/
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#1378: THE FISH SAYS
911
THIS COMIC STRIP WAS SO MUCH
MORE UPBEAT BEFORE 9/11
/
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_.:::.
/o'' '''./)
>\.))...''' \)
Fog
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#1387: CAMELS
911, iraq
IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU RIDE CAMELS
_______\\__
(_. _ ._ _/ IN OUR COUNTRY WE USE COMPUTERS TO SPICE
'-' \__. / UP GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION IN OUR WAR ON YOU
/ /
/ / .--. .--.
( ( / '' \/ '' \ "
\ \_.' \ )
|| _ './
|\ \ ___.'\ /
'-./ .' \ |/
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|/ // \\
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//\\ /__/ mrf\__|
.--_/ \_--.
/__/ \__\
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#1394: DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES
911
I'VE GOT AN MPEG WHICH INCLUDES DAMN NEAR EIGHT MINUTES
OF DAVID LETTERMAN TALKING ABOUT THE WTC ATTACKS ON HIS
SHOW IF ANYBODY NEEDS TO BEAT THEIR FUCKING COCK OFF
W .__. .__.
[ ] |::| |::|
E ._. |::| |::| ._.
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| V L |:|"|/|||::| |::|\|||/||:|
\ ` ___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| \/ / ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~pwh
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#1406: FREEDOM PIZZA
911
___
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|%=@%%/
|o%%%/ I THINK IT'S TIME TO DECLARE MY LOVE
__ |%%o/ FOR THIS COUNTRY BY ORDERING A FREEDOM PIZZA
_,--~~ | |(_/ ._
,/' m%%%%| |o/ / `\.
/' m%%o(_)%| |/ /o%%m `\
/' %%@=%o%%%o| /(_)o%%% `\
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\. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/
\_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/
`\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/'
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#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE
911
___.----.____
CAN WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE __,--(_,-' ,-'
FOR MY RIGHT TESTICLE WHICH WAS _,-' ,-'
SMOOSHED IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER _,-' ,-'
ATTACK ,-' () ,-'
,-' () ,-'
,-' __..--"" ,-'
,-'.--"" ,-' ,-'
|\ __..--"" ,-' ,-':
| \__..--"" ______ ,-' _,-' :
__..--"" ,-'\_____/-' _,-' :
__..--"" ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-'____/ :
`---...___ ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' :
```-,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' :
|PG\,-'___,-'--"" ___,-'-...___ :
|_..--"" ```---..:
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#1760: A PATRIOTIC #30
911, togos
..... I HEREBY EAT THIS TOGO'S #30
.' '. SANDWICH FOR ALL THOSE THAT CAN'T
. . ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX
911, togos
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_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~-._
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_.-~ ~\
.-~ _.;
:-._ _.-~ ./
`-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~
/ ~-._~-._ / .__..--~----._
\_____(_;-._\. _.-~_/ ~).. . \
/(_____ \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)
.(_________/`--...--~/ _/nad /\
/-._ \_ (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./
`-._~-._ ~\--------~ .-~_..__.-~ _.-~
~-._~-._ ~---------' / .__..--~
~-._\. _.-~_/
\`--...--~_.-~
`--...--~
I ONCE AGAIN DEDICATE THIS TOGO'S SANDWICH TO THE
PLAYTOYS OF THE PETS OF THE CLOSE FRIENDS
OF THE FAMILIES OF THE VICTIMS OF 9/11
WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'LL HAVE A #9
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#1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING)
911
_
/ \ WHY IS THIS EVEN STILL STANDING IN THESE
"(___)" POST 9/11 TIMES
|||_|||
__=|||_|||=__ OH THAT'S A FAT WANG I THOUGHT WAS THE TAJ MAHAL
_______________
____ // _ \\ ____ BOMB IT ANYWAY
// / \ \\
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#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV
911
___ ___
(@ )__( @)
/ \
( ____________ )
/\_____________/\ 9/11 IS A JOKE
/ \
/ | | \
/ | | | | \
/ | | | | \
( | | | | )
______\ | | | | /______
<__________| |________| |___________>
| | | |
VWWV VWWV
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#2378: BILL FOLD
911
IF YOU FOLD UP THE DOLLAR BILL A CERTAIN WAY YOU CAN
SEE AN IMAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON FIRE AND
ALSO THAT I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFEDERAL RESERVE NOTEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX XX THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA XXX XX
XXXX XX ------- ------------ XXXX XX
XXXX XX / jJ===-\ \ C7675 XXXX XX
XXXXXX OOO / jJ - - L \ --- XXXXXX
XXXXX OOOOO | JJ | X | __ XXXXX
XXX 3 OOO | JJ --- X | OOOO 3 XXX
XXX | J|\ /| | OOOOOO XXX
XXX C36799887 | / | | \ | OOOO XXX
XXX | | | | -- XXX
XXX ------- \ / \ / XXX
X XX \ ____________ / X XX
XX XXX 3_________ -------- ___ _______ 3 XXX XX
XX XXX ___ ONE DOLLAR i XXX XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Songsinger
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#2457: PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT
911
_,,,_
.' `'.
/ ____ \ HEY HERE'S A POP QUIZ
| .'_ _\/
/ ) a a| WHAT DO PAULA POUNDSTONE AND GARY CONDIT
/ ( > | BOTH HAVE IN COMMON ?!?!?!?!?
( ) ._ /
) _/-.__.'`\ YES THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE BOTH WORTHLESS
( .-'`-. \__ ) SACKS OF SHIT WHO WERE SAVED BY 9/11
`/ `-./ `.
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jgs | \ \ \ \
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#2466: ME IN 1994
911
~~~ THIS IS ME IN 1994
___________ ) () ))() c' TOASTING UPPERCASE
/I\ \ ( )( (()( - O'S OVER THE FIRE
/ I \ \ \/\ \\/\ -O--===o---|
/ I \ \ \_\_/_/ | THIS WAS BEFORE 9/11
/___I___\_________\ ()_()_) |_____| WHEN WE COULD BRING THEM
ON THE PLANES
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#2496: WWU93D
911, best of, wwjd
_,,--,,_
/` .`\
/ ' _.-' \
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| /` `\ |
\/ == == \/
/| (.)(.) |\
\| __)_ |/
|\/____\/|
| ` ~~ ` |
\ /
jgs `.____.`
WHAT WOULD UNITED 93 DO
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#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY
911, islam
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Y_/ / / `/`;-..__ __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y
,' "` "` | / `|"("`( ( | | `" (_/ _) |)
;'-.._..-.._ " `-` "` `" (,' ;
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS
MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY
IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES
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#2811: CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11
911, conspiracy duck*, meta
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o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS
HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S
SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS
WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD
CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS
BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER
ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER
93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?!
IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY
WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE
SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY
MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMOTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE
CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIGNED, F*CK B*SH
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#3113: 9/11 TRUTHER
911
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