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#79: POOR DOGGY

Sat, 1999 Sep 11

        _                           
      ,:'/   _..._  SOMEONE PEED ALL
     // ( `""-..0.' OVER MY FACE    
     \| /0   6\___                  
     |     6    o 4                 
     |oO      Oo  /                 
     \_   0   .--'                  
     (_'---'`)                      
jgs  / `'---`()                     

#445: BICYCLING CAT AGAIN

Mon, 2000 Sep 11

best of

               ____________________                     
              |                   |_____    __          
              | FUCK MY BROWN ASS |     |__|  |_________
              |___________________|     |::|  |        /
 /\**/\       |                   \.____|::|__|      <  
( o_o  )_     |                         \::/  \._______\
 (u--u   \_)  |                                         
  (||___   )==\                                         
,dP"/b/=( /P"/b\                                        
|8 || 8\=== || 8                                        
`b,  ,P  `b,  ,P                                        
  """`     """`                                         

#810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER

Tue, 2001 Sep 11

aaliyah

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_.-'       '.   `'-._   .-'"/'.      "   | |/ /  | |/        _-"   
             '.      _-"   (   '-_       \ | /   \ |     _.-'      
           _.'   _.-'       )     "-._    ||\\   |\\  '"'        .-
         '               .-'          `'  || \\  ||))              
jjs__  _  ___  _ ____________ _____  ___ _|\ _|\_|\\/ _____________
                       c  c  " c C ""C  " ""  "" ""                
                   c       C                                       
              C        C           AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER  
                   C      THROWIN' DOWN AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A THING  
    C     c                              THIS LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU  
                           IT'LL NEVER CHHHHHH HURRRR PLANE CRASH  

#1175: COME ON EVERYONE

Wed, 2002 Sep 11

       ___                  ____                  ___       
  ____(   \              .-'    `-.              /   )____  
 (____     \_____       /  (O  O)  \       _____/     ____) 
(____            `-----(      )     )-----'            ____)
 (____     _____________\  \____/  /_____________     ____) 
   (______/              `-.____.-'              \______)   
                                                            
         COME ON EVERYONE LET'S ALL SPURT IN MY FACE        

#1540: WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME

Thu, 2003 Sep 11

                           LARGE GUN                             
 ,______________________________________                         
|_________________,----------._ [____]  ""-,__  __....-----===== 
               (_(||||||||||||)___________/   ""                |
                  `----------' Krogg98[ ))"-,                   |
                                       ""    `,  _,--....___    |
                       SMALL URINE PUDDLE      `/           """" 

#1906: NAPALM

Sat, 2004 Sep 11

                 NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS          
                                      |                 
               |                      |                 
               |                    -/_\-               
             -/_\-   ______________(/ . \)______________
____________(/ . \)_____________    \___/     ()        
()           \___/      ()    ()                        

#2271: ROUNDERS

Sun, 2005 Sep 11

poker

                              _____                       
                      _____  |K  WW|                      
              _____  |Q  ww| |   {)|                      
       _____ |J  ww| |   {(| |(v)%%| _____                
      |10 v ||   {)| |(v)%%| | v%%%||A_ _ |               
      |v v v||(v)% | | v%%%| |_%%%>||( v )|               
      |v v v|| v % | |_%%%O|        | \ / |               
      |v v v||__%%[|                |  .  |               
      |___0I|                       |____V|               
                                                          
  STUDIES SHOW 50% OF ONLINE POKER PLAYERS ARE APPARENTLY 
OBLIGATED TO USE NAMES AND AVATARS FROM THE MOVIE ROUNDERS

#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11

Mon, 2006 Sep 11

topical

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                     __..--''         \                
             __..--''          __..--''                
     __..--''          __..--''       |                
     \ o        __..--''____....----""                 
      \__..--''\                                       
      |         \                                      
     +----------------------------------+              
  OS +----------------------------------+              
                                                       
WHY IS RICHARD CLARKE OBSESSING ABOUT A STAPLER ?!?!?!?
                                                       
  I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GUY WAS A USELESS SHITBAG         

#3001: JEFFERSON

Tue, 2007 Sep 11

          __-----__                                                        
     ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;..      A NEW ONE-DOLLAR COIN ?!?!?!?                
   /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\                                                 
  //      ,;;;;;;;;      \\     WITH JEFFERSON ON IT ??!?!?!?!?            
.//      ;;;;;    \       \\                                               
||       ;;;;(   /.|       ||    FOLKS I WON'T STAND FOR THAT              
||       ;;;;;;;   _\      ||                                              
||       ';;  ;;;;=        ||    WE SHOULD STAMP SOME CRAZY CHICK ON IT    
||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;;      ||    THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF LIKE SUSAN    
 \\     ,| '\  '|><| 1995 //    B. ANTHONY OR SACAGAWHATEVER               
  \\   |     |      \  A //                                                
   `;.,|.    |      '\.-'/    FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES WHO FOUNDED THIS COUNTRY,
     ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~'    LET'S HONOR SOME RANDOM CRAZY BITCHES NO ONE  
         ''=--<dcau>'       EVER EVEN HEARD OF                             

#3367: NEVER FORGET

Thu, 2008 Sep 11

911

                NEVER | FORGET                   
                     _=_                         
                     \ /.           _=           
        .-.    _ .-_ |  |_         |  |          
 "   _  | |   | ||  \|    |_.--.   |  |          
 |  | |_| |-__| ||          |  |,-.|  |-_   __   
|H|-|   '                          |     | |  |  
                                         |_|  |Na
                                                 
       OH FUCK SHIT WRONG SKYLINE SORRY          

#3732: HEALTHCARE DEBATE

Fri, 2009 Sep 11

        .----.                                                      
       ===(_)==    EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE !!!!!         
      // 6  6 \\                                                    
      (    7   )                                                    
       \ '--' /                                                     
        \_ ._/    BUT NO RIGHT TO FOOD, WATER AND SHELTER           
       __)  (__                                                     
    /"`/`\`V/`\`\                                                   
   /   \  `Y _/_ \                                                  
  / [DR]\_ |/ / /\   SO I'M NOT SURE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS      
  |     ( \/ / / /                                                  
   \  \  \      /                                                   
    \  `-/`  _.`                                                    
jgs  `=. `=./      EITHER WAY I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE BLOWJOBS
        `"`                                                         

#4097: JACKSON

Sat, 2010 Sep 11

  dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                             
 BP YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb    I GOT MY BIG RED CLASSIC ELECTRODYNAMICS
dB   YBb                 YBBBb    BOOK AND THEY STILL WON'T LET ME       
dB    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb    INTO THE STRIP CLUB                   
 Yb    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                         
  Yb    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                        
   Yb    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                       
    Yb    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                      
     Yb    YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                     
      Yb   dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb                                    
       Yb dP=======================/   TURNS OUT THE NEW EDITION IS BLACK
        YbB=======================(                                      
         Ybb=======================\   FUCKING ELITIST PHYSICS STRIPPERS 
          Y888888888888888888DSI8888b                                    

#4462: EUROPANS

Sun, 2011 Sep 11

2010

           +  .        _            .-.                         
                   3==({)_    .    (   \                        
  +  .             _  )`\-|      *  )   \                       
          .       /_`' // |\     .-'     `-a:f                  
.                B'/`-'M\_| )   /       .                       
        . *       //       (   /      .                         
                 B'         `-'                                 
                                                                
   ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS                                   
                                                                
     EXCEPT EUROPA                                              
                                                                
       ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE                                 
                                                                
   ON SECOND THOUGHT THE EUROPEAN UNDERSEA LIFE                 
   IS KIND OF A BUNCH OF DICKS                                  
                                                                
   SO GO AHEAD AND LAND THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM
                                                                
   FUCK THEM THEY WON'T PLAY PARCHEESI WITH US                  

#4828: MAYPOLE

Tue, 2012 Sep 11

               _o_o__o_o_                                        
              /  /|  |\  \                                       
            /  / /|  |\ \  \                                     
          /  /  / |  | |  \  \      OH GOD OH GOD                
        /  /  /   |  |  \   \  \     WE'RE ALL BEING ELECTROCUTED
      /  /  /     |  |    \   \  \                               
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/     \      |    |  |     _o_\ _o_/  _o_|                       
\_o_  /_o_  > >   |  |      |   /_\   /_\                        
  |    /_\                 < <  < <   | |                        
 / \   | |   CEH                                                 

#5193: LUFTBALLONS

Wed, 2013 Sep 11

german

                       __                                              
                     ,"  ".                                            
  _      .---.    _ /#     \        SO HOW MANY LUFTBALLONS ARE WE     
,' `.  ,'     `.." ".      ,--.     ARE WE TALKING HERE ?!?!?!??       
|#   `/ #      (#    )    /    )                                       
 `.   |         )   (`.__/    /     BETWEEN 80 AND 120 ?!?!?!?!?       
   `. \        (     )/'/    /                                         
     `.\       /)   (( /    /       DO WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THOSE NUMBERS
        `.   .'(     )y    /                                           
          >_<\  `._.'(    /         BETWEEN 90 AND 100 MAYBE ?!?!?!?!? 
          /   ) /'-`.->,-'                                             
         (   ( (   (                                                   
          )     )   ) hjw                                              
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