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#810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER

Tue, 2001 Sep 11

aaliyah

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                           IT'LL NEVER CHHHHHH HURRRR PLANE CRASH  

#856: IS THAT

Sat, 2001 Oct 27

aaliyah

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#857: AALIYAH

Sun, 2001 Oct 28

aaliyah

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    WHERE'S MY HEAD                                                  

#1088: IN HEAVEN

Sun, 2002 Jun 16

aaliyah, left eye

  SERIOUSLY WONDERING IF AALIYAH
   AND LEFTEYE WILL MEET EACH   
    OTHER IN HEAVEN             
                                
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#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE

Wed, 2003 Oct 8

aaliyah, original

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DEAR M.C. LYTE                                          
                                                        
ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY                 
HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN                                  
                                                        
WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT                   
BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW                
                                                        
SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH                                    
                                                        
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD               

#1724: BEHIND THE TIMES

Sat, 2004 Mar 13

aaliyah

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