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#1590: NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM (Fri, 2003 Oct 31)
#1589: LET ALONE EAT IT (Thu, 2003 Oct 30)
#1588: SERIAL KILLER (Wed, 2003 Oct 29)
#1587: ANGELINA JOLIE (Tue, 2003 Oct 28)
#1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE (Mon, 2003 Oct 27)
#1585: GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS (Sun, 2003 Oct 26)
#1584: LEAP YEAR (Sat, 2003 Oct 25)
#1583: EXPERIMENTAL DICKITIS TREATMENT (Fri, 2003 Oct 24)
#1582: SOME MILK (Thu, 2003 Oct 23)
#1581: CONSPIRACY DUCK: GNUTELLA PIONEER (Wed, 2003 Oct 22)
#1580: CHEMISTRY JOKE (Tue, 2003 Oct 21)
#1579: MORE OF A REQUEST (Mon, 2003 Oct 20)
#1578: DEAR ABBY (Sun, 2003 Oct 19)
#1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND (Sat, 2003 Oct 18)
#1576: ALL CRIPPLES ARE STUPID YOU SEE (Fri, 2003 Oct 17)
#1575: MEDICINE WOMAN (Thu, 2003 Oct 16)
#1574: WRENCH (Wed, 2003 Oct 15)
#1573: WHEN I JERK OFF (Tue, 2003 Oct 14)
#1572: CV QUALIFIERS (Mon, 2003 Oct 13)
#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN (Sun, 2003 Oct 12)
#1570: GAYDOME (Sat, 2003 Oct 11)
#1569: FILKING (Fri, 2003 Oct 10)
#1568: LOVERS (Thu, 2003 Oct 9)
#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE (Wed, 2003 Oct 8)
#1566: DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE (Tue, 2003 Oct 7)
#1565: ON BOOLEANS (Mon, 2003 Oct 6)
#1564: WRONG IN AT LEAST THREE WAYS (Sun, 2003 Oct 5)
#1563: SCIENTIFIC METHOD (Sat, 2003 Oct 4)
#1562: A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2003 Oct 3)
#1561: RAINING DOWN (Thu, 2003 Oct 2)
#1560: MARRY ME (Wed, 2003 Oct 1)
#1559: THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (Tue, 2003 Sep 30)
#1558: AN ORIGINAL POEM (Mon, 2003 Sep 29)
#1557: ERA (Sun, 2003 Sep 28)
#1556: NEVER BE THE SAME (Sat, 2003 Sep 27)
#1555: A LOOK BACK AT THE SPICE GIRLS (Fri, 2003 Sep 26)
#1554: CITIZEN KANE (Thu, 2003 Sep 25)
#1553: MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24)
#1552: GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23)
#1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)
#1550: YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21)
#1549: WHEN I DRINK (Sat, 2003 Sep 20)
#1548: EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19)
#1547: GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18)
#1546: (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17)
#1545: SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE

Wed, 2003 Oct 8

aaliyah, jave, original

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DEAR M.C. LYTE                                          
                                                        
ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY                 
HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN                                  
                                                        
WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT                   
BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW                
                                                        
SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH                                    
                                                        
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD               

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