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#1030: CIRCLE

Fri, 2002 Apr 19
jave, original

__.......__ _.-'' '-.. ,-' '-. ,' '. ,' '\ / ` / `. / \ | | | | | | | | | .' | | | .' \ / \ ,' ` / '. ,' '-. _,' tQn '-._ _,-' '`--......---' I AM A CIRCLE THE SEXIST OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRICAL FIGURES THAT'S RIGHT BITCH GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR OH CHRIST I DON'T HAVE ANY APPENDAGES TO TURN LIGHTSWITCHES ON AND OFF OR GET MYSELF A SANDWICH HURRRRRRRRRRRRR EXTINCT

#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE

Wed, 2003 Oct 8
aaliyah, jave, original

| -..|.______ `. | `''''''''''''''''''`----..._ \ | ,-----. \ \ | / \ | | '. '. / \ ,' | | | ( ) ,' | | | \ / ,-' . | | | \ / _,' .' | | | `-----' ,' ,' / | | ,' / / | | ,' / / | | | ,' / | | | / / | | \_ ,' / | | `'-,:.._ / | | ,' ``-.,:_ .' | ,' ,' `'''`-----|..._ | _,' / / | _.' ,' / | ,,-' / ,' | _,.--'' ,' ,' ....-+' ,' / | _.-' ,' tQn | ' ' DEAR M.C. LYTE ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD

#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN

Sun, 2003 Oct 12
aria giovanni, jave, original

/ -. / `\ I FOUND JESUS .' \ / ,._ ` HE BEATS THE CRAP OUT / _____ |/ '. ` OF ME LIKE ALL | /' '-..___.' `. `. THE REST HOWEVER | / \ '. || .' | \ || | | | || | --- .._ _, --- | || |: | ,...._ /..... | | | \ | \._ X | ____ | | | \ | ''' | | | | \ \ /' | \ | \ . ,| | \ | : '\ '--..__, ,' | ,' | \ _ ,' '\ .' | | .'.==--+'' | '`._ / | -. \..... | '`._ / : `.__ __,.'' .. '` | : \ ''`-' '--- / _,..\| : _/ __ | .' \| | ,..../ '`. tQn | .- | +-.......---' L

#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS

Thu, 2003 Nov 6
friends, jave, original

,------ \ ,-' `---------- / | +----------+ / ------------. | | | ; : | | | | ,-----------. | | | | | / : | | | | | | ___ | | | | | | : ,-' `. | | : | | | \ / \ | : : | | | : | | | : | | | | ; \_ / : | ; | | / `._,,,' `-. : ; | | ( \ \ ; | | `-------------- tQn + `---------' +----------+ / ; | -+- LOOSELY TRANSLATED IT READS: PEOPLE OF EARTH !!!!! IF YOU DO NOT SUMMARILY EXECUTE THE CAST, CREW, PRODUCERS, AND FANS OF THE TELEVISION SHOW FRIENDS WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BOIL YOUR PLANET TO VAPOR

#1600: MY BLOG

Mon, 2003 Nov 10
blog, jave, original

FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG `._ __......_ -._ /--' `-. ,... | | ,-' __________ _/ | ,' _,--' === _ | / / `.. '-.`.-----'''-. | | / '-_ '\ | | | / -.. | | | / | '-. | | | | | '`-._ | -. | | | '-|_ '......_ | | | | `.. | | \. _' '--. \ | '-. _- '-.. - | '`-...._____,..-' `\_ \_| -. -\ _ . `. `.._ || ,-| `-._---..___ || || / | ''`--.._''''''''''''' |'. || / | ''--...___ | | || / | '''----.._ | ' || / | ''' V | .| ' ' tQn

#2283: RETRIBUTION

Fri, 2005 Sep 23
jave, original

_,,........._ `-. ,,---------. | ,' \ / / | ,' | | / | / ,' \ / / '-..______.--' `...- `-._____ _- | ' '-\. ,' ' '''''---...___ ,' ________,....."' ,' \ `"---------- | L tQn I TITLE THIS ONE: RETRIBUTION

#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS

Tue, 2006 Sep 12
jave, original

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#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE

Tue, 2006 Nov 7
jave, original

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MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
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