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#1030: CIRCLE

Fri, 2002 Apr 19

jave, original

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                       I AM A CIRCLE                       
                                                           
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       THAT'S RIGHT BITCH GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR         
                                                           
OH CHRIST I DON'T HAVE ANY APPENDAGES TO TURN LIGHTSWITCHES
            ON AND OFF OR GET MYSELF A SANDWICH            
                                                           
                 HURRRRRRRRRRRRR EXTINCT                   

#1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE

Wed, 2003 Oct 8

aaliyah, jave, original

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DEAR M.C. LYTE                                          
                                                        
ALL THE REST OF US ON EARTH WANT TO SAY                 
HELLO TO YOU IN HEAVEN                                  
                                                        
WE KNOW THAT YOUR TIME HERE WAS SHORT                   
BUT WE HOPE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW                
                                                        
SAY HELLO TO AALIYAH                                    
                                                        
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DEAD               

#1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN

Sun, 2003 Oct 12

aria giovanni, jave, original

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#1596: A MESSAGE FROM SIGMA DRACONIS

Thu, 2003 Nov 6

friends, jave, original

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    PEOPLE OF EARTH !!!!!                                  
    IF YOU DO NOT SUMMARILY                                
    EXECUTE THE CAST, CREW,                                
    PRODUCERS, AND FANS OF                                 
    THE TELEVISION SHOW FRIENDS                            
    WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT                             
    TO BOIL YOUR PLANET TO VAPOR                           

#1600: MY BLOG

Mon, 2003 Nov 10

blog, jave, original

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#2283: RETRIBUTION

Fri, 2005 Sep 23

jave, original

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#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS

Tue, 2006 Sep 12

jave, original

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                                     WITH A FOREWORD BY PAUL REUBENS  

#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE

Tue, 2006 Nov 7

jave, original

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