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#224: NEO-NAZI Thu, 2000 Feb 3 nazi @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ I'M A NEO-NAZI @@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @@@@@ @ @@@@@@ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@ @@ @@@ @ @ @@@@ @@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@ @@@ @ @ @ @ @@ @@@@@@@ @ @ @@ @ @@ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@ @@@ @ @@@@ @@@@ @@ @ @@ @@@ @@@@@@@ @@@ @ @ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@ @ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@ @@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@ @@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ #1002: YOU NEVER LEARN Fri, 2002 Mar 22 nazi ' ' : : $ $ $. .$ $b d$ $$ $$ :$. .$: '$b d$' $$ $$ $$ $$ '. :$. .$: .' 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YOU GODDAMN POLES NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY #1543: SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) Sun, 2003 Sep 14 german, nazi ____ ____ .' '. .' '. / \ / \ | | | | \_ |_____| _/ \_ .-' '-. _/ .' '. / .---. .---. \ : :_.--': :'--._: : | \ (@) : : (@) / | ._| '...' '...' |_. ._|--..___ ___..--|_. __ \. ._|`''--\-=(@)=-/--''`|_. \`\)) |``''''`.___.`''''``| .''-..--. // \\ .^ ^ ."` // \'.(_d(_d ; / | _|.-'. _ ; / | (__..- \ / / | |/_.'/ _.' /_ /| | / (_ | ____ ___ |(_\/ | | / (__|.._ /` `\' `\ \ __) : : / /` __''-.-/ | '```'-. \__)\ \ / . | '-._ / /| .- .-\ | | `._ _.` : | -----._/ : : \ / (o) (o) | | \`--.......--` ' \ ----:_/ '._| '-._.' \_/ / | |:| | \ '._______.-' : \ / .| | | | '.__ _.-' \ `-.____.' .:| | | | ||'|| '. `. `. / .::'| | | |_ || || / | | | `'::::''/ | | \ .-' / | \ /__nn/|__nn;_; \_jrei_| |______/ \_/ |__\ OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS #1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS Thu, 2004 May 6 nazi _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::YYYYY::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|' | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Q: WHY IS MAKING FUN OF GERMANS SO FUNNY | | | | A: OPEN YOUR HISTORY BOOK FUCKFACE | | \\| |// ''''''''''''''''''~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 Tue, 2004 Nov 2 bush, election 2004, nazi ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!! IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!! #2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW Sun, 2006 Oct 29 nazi +------------------+ | ___ | I'M SHOCKED -- ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED -- THAT YOU'RE | _ (,~ | _ | ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY ME COMPARING YOU TO THE NAZIS | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS A COMMON AND RESPONSIBLE | /||\ | DEBATING TACTIC \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-'

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