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#224: NEO-NAZI

Thu, 2000 Feb 3

nazi

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#1002: YOU NEVER LEARN

Fri, 2002 Mar 22

nazi

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        YOU GODDAMN POLES NEVER LEARN FROM HISTORY         

#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL)

Sun, 2003 Sep 14

german, nazi

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OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING    
THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER         
CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND                              
                                                                       
WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS      

#1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS

Thu, 2004 May 6

nazi

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#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004

Tue, 2004 Nov 2

bush, election 2004, nazi

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    BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!!                
                                                                     
    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!!     
                                                                     
    IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE 
    PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US   
    ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL           
    OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!                                             
                                                                     
    THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M
    SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE  
    WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!!                                 

#2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW

Sun, 2006 Oct 29

nazi

+------------------+                                                     
|       ___        |   I'M SHOCKED -- ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED -- THAT YOU'RE  
|   _  (,~ |   _   |   ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY ME COMPARING YOU TO THE NAZIS
|  (____/  |____)  |                                                     
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|  |||||\  /|||||  |                                                     
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |                                                     
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |   DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS A COMMON AND RESPONSIBLE
|       /||\       |   DEBATING TACTIC                                   
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   `-----92-KSR-'                                                        

#3740: WOLFENSTEIN

Sat, 2009 Sep 19

nazi, wolfenstein

+------------------+                                               
|       ___        |                                               
|   _  (,~ |   _   |    Q: WHAT'S BETTER THAN KILLING NAZIS        
|  (____/  |____)  |                                               
|  |||||    |||||  |    A: FUCK IF I KNOW BUT MAKIN' 'EM EXTRA-EVIL
|  |||||    |||||  |       SUPERNATURAL MAGIC-USING NAZIS IS A     
|  |||||\  /|||||  |       DAMN GOOD START                         
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |                                               
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |                                               
|       /||\       |                                               
 \_              _/                                                
   `-----92-KSR-'                                                  

#3743: STG43, MP43, MP44

Tue, 2009 Sep 22

nazi, wolfenstein

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       GREAT ASSAULT RIFLE TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT          
                                                            
        THE FIRST ONE EVER IN FACT TAT TAT TAT TAT          
                                                            
         I LOVE USING IT AGAINST YOU TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT

#3900: AHRYAN ASTYN

Fri, 2010 Feb 26

nazi, pornstar

                   DEAR AHRYAN ASTYN,      
                                           
                   YOUR NAME MAKES ME LAUGH
                                           
                   LOVE, HITLER, XOXO      
                                           
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#4464: GIN AND TONIC

Tue, 2011 Sep 13

nazi

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#4720: HITLER'S COMPLAINT

Sat, 2012 May 26

hitler, nazi

  I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR WITH     
  A TRIPOMETER THAT ACTUALLY WORKED
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#5186: MICHELIN MAN

Wed, 2013 Sep 4

nazi

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