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#1072: SPACE CORPS Fri, 2002 May 31 best part THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SPACE CORPS ,,,,,, IS THE ANAL SEX \ o#'9MMHb':'-,o, \ .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , '. `#?.. . ..' -. . .- ''-.oo,oo.-'' \ HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW #1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT Fri, 2002 Oct 18 best part _ _ / `._ _.' \ ( @ : `. .' : @ ) \ `. `. ._ _. .' .' / \;' `. `. \ / .' .' `;/ \`. `. \ \_/ / .' .'/ ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: ( THE BEST PART ABOUT (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....') TIM ALLEN IS THE PART >------._|:::|_.------< WHEN I CHANGE THE / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \ FUCKING CHANNEL |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o| |`' ;_.-'|:|`-._; `'| CAN WE SEND THAT COKE jgs ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o." FIEND BACK TO JAIL ".__." \:/ ".__." OR WHAT ^ #1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE Mon, 2003 Aug 25 best part . . (>\---/<) ,' `. THE BEST PART / q p \ ABOUT MY DONG ( >(_Y_)< ) IS >-' `-' `-<-. MY DUNG / _.== ,=.,- \ /, )` '( ) ; `._.' `--< : \ | ) \ ) ;_/ hjw `._ _/_ ___.'-\\\ `--\\\ #1765: GETTING HIGH Fri, 2004 Apr 23 best part ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART _/ '. ,' '. ABOUT GETTING HIGH IS ??????? -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) (SILENCE FOR THIRTEEN HOURS /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` FOLLOWED BY WAKING UP IN MY '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. OWN FILTH) \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt #1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES Tue, 2004 Jul 6 best part _____ THE BEST PART ABOUT WHACKING OFF IS THAT /~/~ ~\ THERE ARE ONLY 100 MILLION CASUALTIES | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, #1900: OBESITY AISLE Sun, 2004 Sep 5 best part .-'''''-. THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING |'-----'| FAT IS YOU GET TO EAT A LOT /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` #1931: DA ALI G SHOW Wed, 2004 Oct 6 best part ) ( | ) ( / .- _ ,---. _ ( / / (~-| . . |-~) V / \._ 0 _,/ / / `-^-'`-._ / ' `-. ( : )E : ,---' ( THE BEST PART OF DA ALI G SHOW IS WHEN . )E ( I SEVER MY OWN FRONTAL LOBES IN A VAIN gpyy '._____,---' ( BUT GUTSY ATTEMPT TO STOP THE PAIN ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( #2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE Sat, 2005 Jan 8 best part, queer eye ________ .##@@&&&@@##. THE BEST PART OF WATCHING ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL #@&:%00' '00%:&@# GOING TO HELL ANYWAY #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' `=========` jgs #2027: GIRLS KISSING Mon, 2005 Jan 10 best part .---. .---. .' / )))^^\\ ) THE BEST PART ABOUT TWO (> (( e Va ) ) GIRLS KISSING IS THAT [_3 ) < (( ) THEY CAN'T TALK IN __(/ _ B>.__) ( ) THE MEANTIME / \ ( ) ) / .V (\ \( ( ( (\ / / ( .) .) \ \)/ \ ) \ ,--.\_/ / \ / / `.__ / \.'\ - \__ / /._/ `''-. / .^ "/## .' \/ / \ \ `. .- / / \ {i}( / / \__>\ c ## \.' \ / .' \___.-._>._/ /\ `. #\\ \ / `""`-..._-._ _.-' / __/ / \n- '-.____\ /_______________> Sexii c___/ //_.' `./ 3 \ / ( /' `--' ` #2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES Fri, 2005 Jul 1 best part ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FOR WARMTH, LIGHT @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND '@| (_) |@' THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY \ ___ / FEET, AND ASS |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | #2407: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING Wed, 2006 Jan 25 best part ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | //// ___/ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART // \ ABOUT DRINKING IS ?!?!?!?! / /-' / , / YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE DRINKING ( | | \ \ | WAIT WHO TOLD YOU ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v

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