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#1072: SPACE CORPS

Fri, 2002 May 31

best part

THE BEST PART ABOUT                                         
THE SPACE CORPS              ,,,,,,                         
IS THE ANAL SEX  \        o#'9MMHb':'-,o,                   
                  \    .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o,                
                      dMMM*""'`'      .oM"HM?.              
                    ,MMM'          "HLbd< ?&H\              
                   .:MH ."\          ` MM  MM&b             
                  . "*H    -        &MMMMMMMMMH:            
                  .    dboo        MMMMMMMMMMMM.            
                  .   dMMMMMMb      *MMMMMMMMMP.            
                  .    MMMMMMMP        *MMMMMP .            
                       `#MMMMM           MM6P ,             
                   '    `MMMP"           HM*`,              
                    '    :MM             .- ,               
                     '.   `#?..  .       ..'                
                        -.   .         .-                   
                          ''-.oo,oo.-''    \                
                                                            
                                         HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW

#1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT

Fri, 2002 Oct 18

best part

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  \  `.  `.  ._     _.  .'  .'  /                     
   \;' `.  `.  \   /  .'  .' `;/                      
    \`.  `.  \  \_/  /  .'  .'/                       
     ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: (   THE BEST PART ABOUT  
     (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....')   TIM ALLEN IS THE PART
      >------._|:::|_.------<    WHEN I CHANGE THE    
     / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \   FUCKING CHANNEL      
     |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o|                        
     |`'   ;_.-'|:|`-._;   `'|   CAN WE SEND THAT COKE
jgs  ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o."   FIEND BACK TO JAIL   
       ".__."   \:/   ".__."     OR WHAT              
                 ^                                    

#1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE

Mon, 2003 Aug 25

best part

      .     .                   
     (>\---/<)                  
     ,'     `.    THE BEST PART 
    /  q   p  \    ABOUT MY DONG
   (  >(_Y_)<  )    IS          
    >-' `-' `-<-.    MY DUNG    
   /  _.== ,=.,- \              
  /,    )`  '(    )             
 ; `._.'      `--<              
:     \        |  )             
\      )       ;_/  hjw         
 `._ _/_  ___.'-\\\             
    `--\\\                      

#1765: GETTING HIGH

Fri, 2004 Apr 23

best part

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  "'.  '.                  ,';                                  
     )   '.              ,' /     DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART
   _/      '.          ,'   '.    ABOUT GETTING HIGH IS ??????? 
 -"__        '.;  /  ,`'    ,-`                                 
     \        /  ( ,===.  _`. )   (SILENCE FOR THIRTEEN HOURS   
     /__      `.__//.' \\/_.-`    FOLLOWED BY WAKING UP IN MY   
        '-,._.-    \ \_/\\ ,-.    OWN FILTH)                    
            \.-     /  \_\\/||                                  
           _/\\    :o o :-'/;.`.                                
        _,";-,;|   :/"\ : // ||))                               
   _..."((|_//||-.._\"//  `` ;;''                               
  /,-----"||" ''    \`._                                        
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#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES

Tue, 2004 Jul 6

best part

    _____     THE BEST PART ABOUT WHACKING OFF IS THAT
  /~/~   ~\    THERE ARE ONLY 100 MILLION CASUALTIES  
 | |       \                                          
 \ \        \                                         
  \ \        \                                        
 --\ \       .\''                                     
--==\ \     ,,i!!i,                                   
    ''"'',,}{,,                                       

#1900: OBESITY AISLE

Sun, 2004 Sep 5

best part

                                    .-'''''-. 
   THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING        |'-----'| 
  FAT IS YOU GET TO EAT A LOT      /`-.....-`\
                                   | <_}     |
                                   |  .-\-.  |
                _,._               | /# `  \ |
           __.-`    `"""-.         | \     / |
      ..--'   `"-.        `)_,._   \  '-'-'  /
    (`            )--.-"```     `"-.`'-----'` 
     '-----------'  (               )         
jgs                  `-------------`          

#1931: DA ALI G SHOW

Wed, 2004 Oct 6

best part

            )    (   |                                        
            )    (  /    .-                                   
     _ ,---. _   ( /    /                                     
   (~-| . . |-~)  V    /                                      
    \._  0  _,/       /                                       
     / `-^-'`-._     /                                        
    '           `-. (                                         
   :               )E                                         
   :          ,---' (   THE BEST PART OF DA ALI G SHOW IS WHEN
    .            )E (   I SEVER MY OWN FRONTAL LOBES IN A VAIN
gpyy '._____,---'   (   BUT GUTSY ATTEMPT TO STOP THE PAIN    
            )       (                                         
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#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE

Sat, 2005 Jan 8

best part, queer eye

                ________                                         
             .##@@&&&@@##.        THE BEST PART OF WATCHING      
          ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##.      QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
         #@&:%%000000000%%:&@#      IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL       
       #@&:%00'         '00%:&@#     GOING TO HELL ANYWAY        
      #@&:%0'             '0%:&@#                                
     #@&:%0                 0%:&@#                               
    #@&:%0                   0%:&@#                              
    #@&:%0                   0%:&@#                              
    "" ' "                   " ' ""                              
  _oOoOoOo_                   .-.-.                              
 (oOoOoOoOo)                 (  :  )                             
  )`"""""`(                .-.`. .'.-.                           
 /         \              (_  '.Y.'  _)                          
|           |             (   .'|'.   )                          
\           /              '-'  |  '-'                           
 `=========`  jgs                                                

#2027: GIRLS KISSING

Mon, 2005 Jan 10

best part

                      .---.  .---.                                     
                    .' / )))^^\\  )    THE BEST PART ABOUT TWO         
                   (> (( e Va  )   )    GIRLS KISSING IS THAT          
                   [_3 )   <   ((   )    THEY CAN'T TALK IN            
                   __(/  _ B>.__) (  )    THE MEANTIME                 
                  /          \ (    ) )                                
                 / .V      (\ \( ( ( (\                                
                / / ( .)  .) \ \)/ \ ) \                               
              ,--.\_/     /   \ / /     `.__                           
             /    \.'\ -  \__  / /._/       `''-.                      
            /  .^   "/## .'  \/ / \ \            `.   .-               
           /  / \    {i}(    / / \__>\   c  ##     \.'  \              
          / .'   \___.-._>._/ /\      `.    #\\     \  / `""`-..._-._  
      _.-' /             __/ /  \n-     '-.____\      /_______________>
Sexii c___/             //_.' `./  3            \    /                 
                               ( /'              `--'                  
                                `                                      

#2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES

Fri, 2005 Jul 1

best part, hippies

              ,@@@@@@@@@,                                        
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   FOR WARMTH, LIGHT                 
           @@@@@'_   _'@@@@@                                     
            @@@| o   o |@@@    PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND
             '@|  (_)  |@'     THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY 
               \  ___  /       FEET, AND ASS                     
               |\_`~`_/|                                         
          ____/:  `"`  :\____                                    
        /`}}}}}\       /{{{{{`\                                  
       /  {{{{{ \     / }}}}}  \                                 
      /   }}}}}  \.-./  {{{{{   \                                
     |    {{{{{  / | \  }}}}}    |                               
jgs  |    }}}}}  \/|\/  {{{{{    |                               
     |   /{{{{{   '-'   }}}}}\   |                               

#2407: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING

Wed, 2006 Jan 25

best part

                ______                             
            .==<_\),__)                            
        ,o(_/)   /|                                
      ///// /___/ |                                
     ////     ___/   DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART
    //        \       ABOUT DRINKING IS ?!?!?!?!   
  /         /-'                                    
 /  ,      /       YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE DRINKING   
(   |      |                                       
 \   \     |    WAIT WHO TOLD YOU                  
  )   |    |                                       
 /   / \   /                                       
 (  /   | /                                        
  \/    (/       S-v                               

#3370: DARK UNDERWEAR

Sun, 2008 Sep 14

am i right, best part

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        .'  .'                       /    /                             
      .'  .'                        /  / /                              
    ====='                         /  / /                               
  ,'   ,' \                       /    /     THE BEST PART ABOUT WEARING
.'___,' ek \                     /    /           DARK UNDERWEAR IS THAT
      |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._    YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL
       '    ```''''----....____.    /\________,'.            WHEN YOU'VE
                              /    /---____,,..~'`         SHIT YOURSELF
                       Eric  /  / /                                     
                            /  / /                                      
                           /  / /                                       
                          /    /                   AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!
                         /    /                                         
                        /    /                             COME ON GOTHS
                       /    /                YOU KNOW I'M TALKING TO YOU
                      //   /                                            
                     //   /                                             
                    //   /                                              
                   //   /                                               
                  //  _/                                                
                 /_,-'                                                  

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