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#1072: SPACE CORPS

Fri, 2002 May 31
best part

THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SPACE CORPS ,,,,,, IS THE ANAL SEX \ o#'9MMHb':'-,o, \ .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , '. `#?.. . ..' -. . .- ''-.oo,oo.-'' \ HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW

#1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT

Fri, 2002 Oct 18
best part

_ _ / `._ _.' \ ( @ : `. .' : @ ) \ `. `. ._ _. .' .' / \;' `. `. \ / .' .' `;/ \`. `. \ \_/ / .' .'/ ) :-._`. \ (:) / .'_.-: ( THE BEST PART ABOUT (`.....,`.\/:\/.',.....') TIM ALLEN IS THE PART >------._|:::|_.------< WHEN I CHANGE THE / .'._>_.-|:::|-._<_.'. \ FUCKING CHANNEL |o _.-'_.-^|:|^-._`-._ o| |`' ;_.-'|:|`-._; `'| CAN WE SEND THAT COKE jgs ".o_.-' ;."|:|".; `-._o." FIEND BACK TO JAIL ".__." \:/ ".__." OR WHAT ^

#1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE

Mon, 2003 Aug 25
best part

. . (>\---/<) ,' `. THE BEST PART / q p \ ABOUT MY DONG ( >(_Y_)< ) IS >-' `-' `-<-. MY DUNG / _.== ,=.,- \ /, )` '( ) ; `._.' `--< : \ | ) \ ) ;_/ hjw `._ _/_ ___.'-\\\ `--\\\

#1765: GETTING HIGH

Fri, 2004 Apr 23
best part

,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART _/ '. ,' '. ABOUT GETTING HIGH IS ??????? -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) (SILENCE FOR THIRTEEN HOURS /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` FOLLOWED BY WAKING UP IN MY '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. OWN FILTH) \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt

#1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES

Tue, 2004 Jul 6
best part

_____ THE BEST PART ABOUT WHACKING OFF IS THAT /~/~ ~\ THERE ARE ONLY 100 MILLION CASUALTIES | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,,

#1900: OBESITY AISLE

Sun, 2004 Sep 5
best part

.-'''''-. THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING |'-----'| FAT IS YOU GET TO EAT A LOT /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------`

#1931: DA ALI G SHOW

Wed, 2004 Oct 6
best part

) ( | ) ( / .- _ ,---. _ ( / / (~-| . . |-~) V / \._ 0 _,/ / / `-^-'`-._ / ' `-. ( : )E : ,---' ( THE BEST PART OF DA ALI G SHOW IS WHEN . )E ( I SEVER MY OWN FRONTAL LOBES IN A VAIN gpyy '._____,---' ( BUT GUTSY ATTEMPT TO STOP THE PAIN ) ( ) ( ) ( ) (

#2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE

Sat, 2005 Jan 8
best part, queer eye

________ .##@@&&&@@##. THE BEST PART OF WATCHING ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL #@&:%00' '00%:&@# GOING TO HELL ANYWAY #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' `=========` jgs

#2027: GIRLS KISSING

Mon, 2005 Jan 10
best part

.---. .---. .' / )))^^\\ ) THE BEST PART ABOUT TWO (> (( e Va ) ) GIRLS KISSING IS THAT [_3 ) < (( ) THEY CAN'T TALK IN __(/ _ B>.__) ( ) THE MEANTIME / \ ( ) ) / .V (\ $ ( ( (\ / / ( .) .) \ $/ \ ) \ ,--.\_/ / \ / / `.__ / \.'\ - \__ / /._/ `''-. / .^ "/## .' \/ / \ \ `. .- / / \ {i}( / / \__>\ c ## \.' \ / .' \___.-._>._/ /\ `. #\\ \ / `""`-..._-._ _.-' / __/ / \n- '-.____\ /_______________> Sexii c___/ //_.' `./ 3 \ / ( /' `--' `

#2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES

Fri, 2005 Jul 1
best part, hippies

,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FOR WARMTH, LIGHT @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND '@| (_) |@' THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY \ ___ / FEET, AND ASS |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ |

#2407: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING

Wed, 2006 Jan 25
best part

______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | //// ___/ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART // \ ABOUT DRINKING IS ?!?!?!?! / /-' / , / YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE DRINKING ( | | \ \ | WAIT WHO TOLD YOU ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v

#3370: DARK UNDERWEAR

Sun, 2008 Sep 14
am i right, best part

/`. / ` / / / / / / ___ / / .' .' / / .' .' / / / =====' / / / ,' ,' \ / / THE BEST PART ABOUT WEARING .'___,' ek \ / / DARK UNDERWEAR IS THAT |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._ YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ' ```''''----....____. /\________,'. WHEN YOU'VE / /---____,,..~'` SHIT YOURSELF Eric / / / / / / / / / / / AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?! / / / / COME ON GOTHS / / YOU KNOW I'M TALKING TO YOU // / // / // / // / // _/ /_,-'

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number of strips: 5372
first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)

MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark

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FART BACK	IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 5372 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe