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#514: DRAWN BY A FAGGOT

Sun, 2000 Nov 19

critic

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| | ******   \ \  \   /  / /   ****** | |             
\ \_ ****     \ \  \ /  / /     ****_/ /              
 \_ \          \ |(***)| /         / _/               
   \ \      @  ! | )*( | !  @     / /   I WAS DRAWN BY
     \ \___    ! \/***\/ !    ___/ /      A FAGGOT    
       \___-____# |***| #____-___/                    
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       \__/                   \__/  BB                

#828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY

Sat, 2001 Sep 29

critic

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              (I AM!)       /_  _\                                     
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 /____Belarus__/__\   /_Russia/__\                    /_Ukraine/__\    
                                                                       
                I WAS DRAWN BY A DOWN SYNDROME KID                     
                 ALSO POSSIBLY A THALIDOMIDE BABY                      
               WE'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT                   

#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT

Tue, 2004 Jul 27

critic, nerd boy, newsgroup

          SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON        
            WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS                 
                                                          
            _ _  /                      DON'T MIND IF I DO
           (\'/)                                          
          (_(.)_)                          /              
           (/|\)                        ,                 
         (\_,|__                      OO                  
            _|_(\                    .||.                 
jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________     

#3111: SNACKING ELASMOSAURUS

Sun, 2007 Dec 30

critic

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                                       CF /  / /                           
                                          |m/\_/       DON'T QUIT DAY JOB  
                                                                           
                                                     _   IN FACT:          
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                                                 __/ /     GIVE UP HOBBY   
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