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#1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR

Fri, 2002 Aug 9

wishful thinking

  ."".    ."",   IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR
  |  |   /  /   I'D BE A JERKOFFINACUPOSAURUS      
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#2224: CHALUPA

Tue, 2005 Jul 26

wishful thinking

      ,                                      
     (&)                                     
    , ;                                      
    |\|_,                                    
   .|   |;                                   
   (,)  |   IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF CHALUPA
  .( (';)    I'D BE A SUPREME CHALUPA        
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#2225: A NEW BARYON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

Wed, 2005 Jul 27

particle, wishful thinking

      _                                         
  .nNNNNNn.     IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BARYON
 /NNNNN(#\N\_      I'D BE THE ANAL RAPIST BARYON
|NNNNNNN\#)N|NNn_                               
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      "\NNNNNNNNN/                              
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#2479: COCCYX

Fri, 2006 Apr 7

wishful thinking

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      .-.-.     _,    .-.-.      IF I COULD BE ANY BONE IN THE HUMAN  
     /| _\ \      \  / /_ |\      BODY WHY OBVIOUSLY I'D BE THE COCCYX
    ` \/\_| '--,.   ' |/\_/ '                                         
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n4b1s ,-_-_              _'                                           

#2516: HOLIDAY MEAL

Sun, 2006 May 14

topical, wishful thinking

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{ '.{`\          \ \ )     IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF HOLIDAY MEAL
{'-{ ' \  .-""'-. \ \               I'D BE A TURDUCKEN           
{._{'.' \/       '.) \                                           
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{._{ ' {   ;'-=-.     |                                          
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#2550: DRINKY BIRD

Sat, 2006 Jun 17

wishful thinking

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----(O)    IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BIRD I'D BE A DRINKY BIRD
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#2668: MICHAEL BAY

Fri, 2006 Oct 13

wishful thinking

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             `      ,   , ` -_.                                      
.   .      ,  ,    a.aaaaa.__a8    IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BAY     
, .   ,   ...--,a8P"  "Y888888a                                      
 ,   .a8a'/    `  \_       _ 8|    I'D BE MICHAEL BAY                
   .a88P    .       \ -' .a8|/                                       
.aa8P"     a         \aaP'  '\                                       
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#2735: SUBTLE NAMES

Tue, 2006 Dec 19

pornstar, wishful thinking

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     (/^\)                                    
     (\ /)                                    
     .-'-.     IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BOOBS
    /(_I_)\                                   
    \\) (//                                   
     /   \     I'D BE ASHLEY JUGGS' BOOBS     
     \ | /                                    
      \|/                                     
      /|\                                     
      \|/                                     
jgs   /Y\                                     

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