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#4218: CANADIAN HEROES

Mon, 2011 Jan 10

canada, mass effect

      ____,                        "||||.W.||                
     //  "|                         ||||^T^||                
    ||     /^^\\  \\/^\\  /^^\\ //^^|| /^^\\                 
    ||     ,-'||  ||   || ,-'||||   || ,-'||                 
m1a  \\___/\\_/\;_||_ _||_\\_/\;\\__/|,\\_/\;                
                                                             
        WHEN PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT SERIES I CAN SOMETIMES  
        HEAR THE VOICE ACTOR PLAYING SHEPARD ACCIDENTALLY    
        SLIP INTO HIS SHITTY MONGREL CANADIAN ACCENT         
                                                             
        COME ON FOLKS LET'S TALK TURKEY HERE                 
                                                             
        IF THE LAST 200 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING IT'S   
        THAT CANADIANS CAN'T BE HEROES                       
                                                             
        (AND FOR THOSE WHO WOULD POINT OUT THE FEMALE SHEPARD
         I WILL RESPOND SIMPLY THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT)        

#4228: QUARIAN

Thu, 2011 Jan 20

islam, mass effect

   .       .                                                          
 +  :      .            I FUCKED THE MUSLIM CHICK IN MASS EFFECT 2    
           :       _    AND THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW ME HER FACE OR ANY   
       .   !   '  (_)   PART OF HER BODY ?!?!?!?!?!? SHEESH WHAT A GYP
          ,|.'                                                        
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                                               
         ,`|'`.                                                       
       ,   !    .                                                     
           :       :  "                                               
           .     --+--                                                
 .:        .       !    OH GOD I MEAN QUARIAN YES QUARIAN NOT MUSLIM  
                                                                      
                                                                      
O!o                                                                   

#4309: MASS EFFECT NOVEL/ANIME

Mon, 2011 Apr 11

mass effect

                                           __                             
                               _____....--' .'   FINALLY !!!!!!!!111      
                     ___...---'._ o      -`(                              
           ___...---'            \   .--.  `\    A NEW MASS EFFECT NOVEL  
 ___...---'                      |   \   \ `|    *AND* A MASS EFFECT ANIME
|                                |o o |  |  |                             
|                                 \___'.-`.  '.                           
|                                      |   `---'  FINALLY I CAN SAW MY    
'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^' LGB      OWN FUCKING HEAD OFF    

#4661: MASS EFFECT CONCLUSION

Wed, 2012 Mar 28

mass effect

                                     /\                               
                                   ,'.'                               
                                  ','                                 
        _.,._   _,.-+`'+-._      .|.     GOOD LORD THE ONLY THING     
  _.+'`      `.'           \    (___)    WORSE THAN THE MASS EFFECT 3 
,'             \            \            ENDING IS THE FUCKING ASPIE  
\               \            \           RETARDS TALKING AND ARGUING  
 \               \            \          ABOUT IT ALL OVER THIS STUPID
  \               \            \         FAT ENTITLED GLOBE           
   \               \            \                                     
    \               \            \       THE ONLY THING TO DO NOW IS  
     \               \            \      TO RETCON IT WITH FANFIC     
      \               \            \     AND THEN OFF TO WENDY'S AND  
       \   _.-~`'~-._ _\_.-+'`'`+-._\    BACK HOME TO MOM'S BASEMENT  
     ag `,'          `---`                                            

#4664: KAIDEN

Sat, 2012 Mar 31

mass effect

 `~ _         _____                                           
     ` _  ~  7____//                                          
- `  ~ _ ~ `/----/(      COULD BIOWARE PLEASE STOP OFFERING ME
           /    /  `&    CHANCES TO BE GAY WITH KAIDEN        
    ad    (    (     )   BECAUSE IT GETS CREEPY AFTER A WHILE 
           `(O)_`&_.%                                         
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             o                                                

#4675: RENEGADE

Wed, 2012 Apr 11

mass effect

          ________                                              
         /________\                                             
        //( ( ( ( \\                                            
       || <o> <o>((||   I REALLY TRIED PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT  
       ||) ) `  ) )||   SERIES ALL THE WAY THROUGH AS RENEGADE  
       || (\___( ( ||   BUT AFTER A WHILE IT GOT HARD TELLING   
       \|) )    \)_|/   THE WIDOW WHO LOST HER WHOLE FAMILY TO  
       / ((\_v_/   \    SUCK IT UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
      /  /)  x    \ \                                           
      | |    x    | |                                           
      |  \   x   /  |                                           
      |  |   x   |  |                                           
      |  |\  x  /|  |                                           
      |  |/\ x /\|  |                                           
      |  |  \x/  |  |                                           
      |  |   V   |  |                                           
     /____\     /____\                                          
       | |       | |                                            
      /  \       /  \                                           
      |  |       |  |                                           
      `~~|       |~~'                                           
         |\     /|                                              
         |  \ /  |                                              
         |___V___|                                              
         |  / \  |                                              
         | /   \ |                                              
         |/     \|                                              
        /         \                                             
       /           \                                            
______/             \_______                                    
============================                                    
       Alyssa                                                   

#4759: MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT

Wed, 2012 Jul 4

mass effect, topical

                                 _.,_                                        
                              ,-'.' .`-,                                     
                             ;; '. ' `. ;` - _      I DOWNLOADED AND PLAYED  
                          _,-; ' ; `.  ,% .-,  -    MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT
                   ,_.,-'`   ';; ; : ;%'  | |   \   SO I COULD BE MAD        
       ___  _._,-`'\            `'-`'  _.,' `.   )  ALL OVER AGAIN           
 __,--`-,,`'  ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''`  |  _|   |__                         
  `---'////\ /  .-,     `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/                            
       //\)(/   `-\.-.                   | `-'                               
                  ( .-;                  |   |    ,.                         
                   `-~ ~~-.              `._.'  ,/ /                         
                     `~ ~~~ ~~                 /,.`)                         
                                              //  /                          
                                             /_ `/                           
                                            (  `/                            
                                             `-'                             
mic                                                                          

#4836: MASS EFFECT FAN COMMUNITY

Wed, 2012 Sep 19

mass effect

          _/\|\_\_                                            
        _| .-     \___                                        
________\ /    )     o`o__________  [nabis]                   
        </ ) _/_ )-.___/                                      
       /  /\(  (/                                             
       | (__`'` '`                                            
        '--.)         PLEASE WATCH MY MASS EFFECT ANIME FANFIC
                                                              
                      (WITH FILKING)                          

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