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#1466: BLOGS SUCK

Sun, 2003 Jun 29

blog

                   __________________________                     
           __..--/".'                        '.                   
   __..--""      | |                          |   WITH THIS BLOG  
  /              | |                          |   I'LL SHOW ALL   
 /               | |    ___________________   |   THOSE JERKS FROM
;                | |   :__________________/:  |   HIGH SCHOOL HOW 
|                | |   |                 '.|  |   SMART AND FUNNY 
|                | |   |                  ||  |   I REALLY AM     
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |                  ||  |                   
|                | |   |______......-----"\|  |                   
|                | |   |_______......-----"   |                   
|                | |                          |                   
|                | |                          |                   
|                | |                  ____----|                   
|                | |_____.....----|#######|---|                   
|                | |______.....----""""       |                   
|                | |                          |                   
|. ..            | |   ,                      |                   
|... ....        | |  (c ----- """           .'                   
|..... ......  |\|_|    ____......------"""|"                     
|. .... .......| |""""""                   |                      
'... ..... ....| |                         |                      
  "-._ .....  .| |                         |                      
      "-._.....| |             ___...---"""'                      
          "-._.| | ___...---"""                                   
              """""             grp                               

#1600: MY BLOG

Mon, 2003 Nov 10

blog, jave, original

               FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG                  
                                                        
 `._                   __......_                        
    -._            /--'                                 
       `-.   ,...               |                       
 |        ,-'    __________   _/                        
 |      ,'  _,--'          === _                        
 |     /   /    `..          '-.`.-----'''-.            
 |     |  /        '-_           '\        |            
 |    |  /            -..         |        |            
|     / |                '-.      |        |            
|    |  |                   '`-._  |       -.           
|    |  |                        '-|_       '......_    
|    |   |                        |  `..                
|    |   \.                      _'     '--.            
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        `-._---..___                       ||  ||    / |
            ''`--.._'''''''''''''          |'. ||   /  |
                    ''--...___             | | ||  /   |
                              '''----.._  |  ' ||  /   |
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                                              '  ' tQn  

#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE

Tue, 2004 Jul 13

blog

              .........                       
            .'------.' |     B L O G C U N T S
           | .-----. | |                      
           | |     | | |                      
         __| |     | | |;. _______________    
        /  |*`-----'.|.' `;              //   
       /   `---------' .;'              //    
 /|   /  .''''////////;'               //     
|=|  .../ ######### /;/               //|     
|/  /  / ######### //                //||     
   /   `-----------'                // ||     
  /________________________________//| ||     
  `--------------------------------' | ||     
   : | ||      | || |__LL__|| ||     | ||     
   : | ||      | ||         | ||     `""'     
   n | ||      `""'         | ||              
   M | ||                   | ||              
     | ||                   | || MM           
     `""'                   `""'              

#1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION

Mon, 2004 Aug 2

all you have, blog

                                       _._                 
                                     .'   '.               
                                    /       \  ___         
                   _..       _.--. |     /  |.'   `'.      
          ;-._   .'   `\   .'     `\   \|   /        \     
        .'    `\/       ; /     _   \.=..=./  _.'    /     
        |       `\.---._| '.   .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-.    /      
     .--;   . ( .'      '.  \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-'       
    / _  \_  './ _.       `-./     _},'<>`.{_    `\        
   ( = \  )`""'\;--.       .'   .-'/ )=..=;`\`-    \       
   {= (|  )     /`.       (         /  /| \         )      
   ( =_/  )__..-\         .'-..___.'    :  '.___..-'       
    \    }/    / ;.____.-;/\      |      `   |             
     '--' |  .'   |       \ \     /'.      _.'             
          \  '    /       |\.\   ;  /`--.-'                
           )    .'`-.    /  \ \  |`|                       
          /__.-'     \_.'jgs \ \ |-|                       
                                                           
WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A BLOG EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE

#1924: CAPITALISM SUCKS

Wed, 2004 Sep 29

blog

   ._________________.                                             
   |.---------------.|   CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!! HOLD ON WHILE I   
   ||               ||   TYPE THIS BLOG ENTRY INTO MY HIPTOP AS    
   ||   -._ .-.     ||   I'M ATTENDING A PEACE RALLY ON TUESDAY    
   ||   -._| | |    ||   AFTERNOON BECAUSE CAPITALISM MADE ME      
   ||   -._|"|"|    ||   AND ALL MY FRIENDS SO RICH I NOT ONLY     
   ||   -._|.-.|    ||   DON'T NEED TO WORK MY FINGERS TO THE BONE 
   ||_______________||   EVERY DAY BUT CAN EVEN TAKE WHOLE DAYS    
   /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\   OFF AND STILL EAT !!!!!!!!!!              
  /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\                                            
 /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\             STILL IT SUCKS THOUGH !!!!!!!!
/______/__________\___o_\ DrS                                      
\_______________________/                                          

#2073: BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION

Fri, 2005 Feb 25

blog

              I  I   I           I  I  I                                   
          I             I  I  I          I       I                         
       I                                   I   I   I                       
     I                                       I   @    ******************   
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   I                                     i         <                    I *
  I                                      i            _________________/ * 
< I                                      i          I ******************   
  I                                      i         I                       
  I                                     _H_       I                        
   I                                             I   BUSTED AGAIN FOR      
    I       I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I  I        I    SOLICITATION IN       
     I     I     /                       I     I     FROGTOWN, DORIS       
      I     I  /                         I     I     CONSIDERED GOING BACK 
       I     I                           I     I     TO HER OLD LIFE AS A  
       I     I                           I     I     BLOGGER... EVEN THOUGH
       I     I                           I     I     SHE FOUND PEOPLE NOW  
       I     I \                         I     I     RESPECTED HER MORE    
       I     I   \                       I     I     AS A TOTAL COCKSUCKER 
        \-/\-/ VVV                        \-/\-/                           

#2083: POOR MARK JEN

Mon, 2005 Mar 7

blog

            ( !!                                     
             b''-_    POOR MARK JEN !!!!!!!!         
             |d-="                                   
             b|                                      
             |d       DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS
            o |       ON YOUR WAY OUT FUCKFACE       
           / o                                       
          / o d                                      
         /O o o\                                     
        / bd  b \                                    
       *  |d  |  \                                   
ejm96     o|  |   \                                  
          ||  |    \                                 
          ''  '     '                                

#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS

Sun, 2005 Mar 27

blog

                            HEY EVERYONE !!!! IT'S NEWS THAT YOU CAN   
                            GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR RUNNING OFF    
                            YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH                     
                                                                       
                            WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A CAREFUL AND CLEAR   
   |||||                    EMPLOYEE POLICY ON BLOGGING !!!!!!         
  ||O O|`____.              BLOOGERS RIGHTS EVERYONE !!!!!!!           
 |||\-/|| \ __\                                                        
 |.--:--|  .   :            OH WAIT ALL COMPANIES ALREADY *DO* HAVE A  
 /( ):( |_.-~~_.            BLOGGING POLICY AND IT IS: DO IT AND       
(~m  : /  | oo:|            YOU'LL GET FIRED YOU DUMB BITCH            
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f                                               
                            IT'S ALMOST AS IF, AS A BLOGGER, I AM      
                            FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF FIGURING THIS   
                            OUT EVEN GIVEN AMPLE EVIDENCE              
                                                                       
                            SORRY I'M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE      
                            HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY IN   
                            A PUBLIC FORUM                             
                                                                       
                            NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE AVAILABILITY
                            OF BLOGS ALSO INCREASES THE EASE WITH WHICH
                            MY COMPANY CAN SEARCH FOR ME SAYING STUPID 
                            THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING ABOUT IT      
                                                                       
                            DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M FIGHTING FOR *YOUR*  
                            FREEDOM AND PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD ON THE   
                            LINE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MY WORKMATE'S FAT
                            AND MY BOSS IS A JERK AND VIOLATING MY     
                            NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WILLINGLY        
                                                                       
                            YES MR. SECURITY GUARD I'LL PUT MY STUFF IN
                            THE CARDBOARD BOX NOW AND BE ESCORTED OUT  

#2129: BITKEEPER

Fri, 2005 Apr 22

blog, open source

        ,.                                                          
        |`:.                                                        
        |  `:.                                                      
  m1a   | |`.`:;@.                                                  
        | |;.`.`;|  HUGE BITKEEPER CONTROVERSY PEOPLE !!!!!!        
        ; `.';| ||                                                  
       ,(`;.`.| ||  DISSENTION IN THE RANKS OF THE OPEN SOURCE      
      /8o (`:.  ||  COMMUNITY !!!!!                                 
    /o8888o  `; ||                                                  
  /@o8888888o (`;|  WILL THIS FRACTURE THE TENUOUS STRANDS THAT     
 (`.()oO888888o (<  BIND THESE IDEOLOGICAL CREATURES TOGETHER OR    
  `.`.;:oO08c{)/ |  WILL IT JUST SERVE TO DRIVE THEM APART ?!?!?!   
    `.`.(),0 /  /                                                   
      `.`.`/  /    BLOGGING AND TRANSCRIBING EMAILS AND MAILING LIST
        `.( /    ARCHIVES !!!!!!!! HOT STUFF PEOPLE !!!!!           
                                                                    
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GNU/BORING                  

#2142: THE FUTURE

Thu, 2005 May 5

best of, blog

      .---.                                                            
     /    _\   BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ???       
    /    (={)   SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS     
   /     /_/      OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ???
  (      |(_        BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ??? 
  /\_.--'// \        BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ???   
 /L.|`--'(   \              ,                                          
/  /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH                                          
\ \  \ `  |  \__..--."'                                                
 \ \._) `  \       (    YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN                      
  \_/(`-..-'L       )    THE FUTURE IS HERE                            
    / `\_(   L\,--.'      AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN                     
    > --'`--  \\ (_)       YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE                   
    |   | \    Y                                                       
    |__/|  \---'\                                                      
    |   |   `.  _)                                                     
    \   ;     )  |                                                     
     )`)|     |  |  Ojo                                                
     |  |     |  |                                                     
     |  |     |(o)                                                     
     |(o)     /  \                                                     
     /  |     \(\_">                                                   
     \(\_)                                                             

#2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI

Mon, 2005 May 9

blog, wiki

               __                                                        
        /'\   /\/\    WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      /'/'\`/:::...\                                                     
     |\`\ /::::::../                                                     
    /`\|\`\:::::./                                                       
  /'###`\|\`\::/\`\.                                                     
 |\.###  `\|\`\ /'/|                                                     
 `\.\.   /\`\|\`/' |                                                     
  /.:\\. \\\\`\|  /'                                                     
/' /.::\\. \/ / /'                                                       
`\ / / /\ \./'/'                                                         
  `\ /'  `\|/'    THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A BLOG                       
    '  MW                                                                

#2218: WIKI/BLOG

Wed, 2005 Jul 20

blog, wiki, word

                  _    _                                             
                 (_\__/(,_                                           
                 | \ `_////-._                                       
     _    _      L_/__ "=> __/`\                                     
    (_\__/(,_    |=====;__/___./                                     
    | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""`                                       
    J_/___"=> __/`\              I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG
jgs |=====;__/___./             WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG        
    '-'-'-"""""""`                                                   

#2222: THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS

Sun, 2005 Jul 24

blog

                   __________________________                            
           __..--/".'                        '.                          
   __..--""      | |                          |  YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST  
  /              | |                          |  PART ABOUT BLOGS IS ??? 
 /               | |    ___________________   |                          
;                | |   :__________________/:  |  THE SECOND YOU SEE THE  
|                | |   |                 '.|  |  WORD USED ANYWHERE IN   
|                | |   |                  ||  |  JOURNALISM OR LITERATURE
|                | |   |                  ||  |  OF ANY KIND YOU KNOW    
|                | |   |                  ||  |  WITH CONFIDENCE THAT    
|                | |   |                  ||  |  YOU CAN THROW AWAY      
|                | |   |                  ||  |  WHATEVER WAS INVOLVED   
|                | |   |                  ||  |  KNOWING THAT IT'S       
|                | |   |                  ||  |  COMPLETE SHIT           
|                | |   |______......-----"\|  |                          
|                | |   |_______......-----"   |  AS OF THIS DAY I'M      
|                | |                          |  STARTING AMERICANS      
|                | |                          |  AGAINST BLOGGERS        
|                | |                  ____----|                          
|                | |_____.....----|#######|---|                          
|                | |______.....----""""       |                          
|                | |                          |                          
|. ..            | |   ,                      |                          
|... ....        | |  (c ----- """           .'                          
|..... ......  |\|_|    ____......------"""|"                            
|. .... .......| |""""""                   |                             
'... ..... ....| |                         |                             
  "-._ .....  .| |                         |                             
      "-._.....| |             ___...---"""'                             
          "-._.| | ___...---"""                                          
              """""             grp                                      

#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA

Thu, 2005 Sep 1

am i right, blog, hurricane, topical

                       .....                                           
                    .'       '.    BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION,
                   .           .     THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT          
                   :           :                                       
                   '           '                                       
         ,.*====.   '.       .'   .====*.,                             
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    _.-'-6>   {{{{{'''`     `'''}}}}}   <9-'-._                        
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    \__.___.'{{{{{{{           }}}}}}}'.___.__/                        
        `[__/}}}}}}}}         {{{{{{{{\__]`                            
         {{{.'     `'-._   _.-'`     '.}}}                             
         }}/            ```            \{{   MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY     
         {{|                           |}}    AM I RIGHT FOLKS         
         }}|                           |{{                             
  .------{{{\    ,               ,    /}}}------.                      
 //.--------'    ;               ;   '---------.\\                     
((///  _          \             /          _  \\\))                    
 (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--)))  jgs                

#2335: MEMETICS

Mon, 2005 Nov 14

blog, meme, open source

  ,88888,,88888,                                                     
,88'   '888'  '88,   I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG"
88'    88 88   '88   AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS
88,    88 88   ,88   AND MEMES !!!!                                  
'88,   ,888,  ,88'                                                   
  '88888''88888'     SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE*  
     8      8        IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING   
    888    888       *COLLABORATIVE*                                 
jgs  8      8                                                        
                     WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?!   
                     WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME    
                                                                     
                     OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME                         

#2454: LIVEBLOGGING

Mon, 2006 Mar 13

blog

        /;                                                              
       / |'-,.                                                          
      /  '    `"---,.__                                                 
     /  '    ,'     ,  '"--,"|                                          
    /  '    ,     ,'     ,"::|     I'M LIVEBLOGGING ME READING THIS BOOK
   /  '   ,'    ,      ,"::::|                                          
  /  '   ,    ,'     ,"::::::L     I.E., I'M A USELESS SHITBAG          
 /  '  ,'   ,'     ,"::::::::L                                          
/  '  ,    ,     ,":::::::::J                                           
k-,._    ,'   _.":::::::::::J                                           
 \.  `"----'"".J::::::::::::|                                           
  \.    .-,    .L:::::::::::|                                           
   \.  (       .J:::::::::::!                                           
    \.  `--     .L:::::::::/                                            
     \.   .-.   .|::::::::/                                             
      \. (   )  .J:::::::/                                              
       \. `-'    .L:::::/                                               
        \.  L    .|::::/                                                
         \. !__  .J:::/                                                 
          \.  __  .L:/                                                  
           \. L_) .|/                                                   
            `-,__,-'    kth                                             

#2467: I WOULD LIKE YOUR BLOG BETTER

Sun, 2006 Mar 26

blog

                         X                   
                       // \\                 
                      /     \X       I       
                    //     //        WOULD   
                  //      /          LIKE    
                //      //           YOUR    
               /      //             BLOG    
             //      /               BETTER  
           //      //                IF      
     +------------+                  YOU     
    ||************| |                SHOWED  
    ||\X********// ||                YOUR    
    | \\\-----// // |                TITS    
    |   \-------/   |                (CHORUS)
    |               |                        
    |               |                        
    |               |                        
+---+---------------+----+                   
+------------------------+                   
+------------------------+                   

#2522: BLOGROLL

Sat, 2006 May 20

blog

    .--.----------------.                                       
   /    \  \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \      PLEASE JOIN MY BLOGROLL         
  /      \                \      SO I CAN WIPE WITH IT AND FLUSH
 /        \                \                                    
/          |                |                                   
|   d8b    |                |                                   
|  d888b   || | | | | | | | |                                   
|  88888   |  | | | | | | | |                                   
|  Y888P   |                |                                   
\   Y8P    |                |                                   
 \        //                /                                   
  \      //                /                                    
   \    /| | | | | | | | ||                                     
    `--'-|| | | | | | | | |                                     
          \                \                                    
      VK   \                \                                   
            \                \                                  
             \                \                                 
              \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \                                
               \................\                               

#2537: BLOG STOCKS

Sun, 2006 Jun 4

blog

  __                                                                     
 (`/\                                                                    
 `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._   _.-~~~~~--...__                                 
  `=\/\               \ /               \\    WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY STOCK
   `=\/                V                 \\    IN MY BLOG                
   //_\___--~~~~~~-._  |  _.-~~~~~~--...__\\                             
  //  ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\    PROVING THAT YOU'RE EVEN
 ===( INK )==========\\|//====================    DUMBER THAN I AM       
__ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________                           

#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS

Sun, 2006 Jun 25

blog

               _,.---.,_                                                     
            _,'         ',_    IF YOU LISTEN TO BLOGGERS PRETTY MUCH         
         ,-' ',         ,' '-,     EVERYTHING IS A BLOG                      
      ,-''-,   \       /   ,-''-,                                            
    ,''-._  `.  ;     ;  .`  _.-''.    IF IT UPDATES REGULARLY WITH NEW      
  ,'      '.  \  [   ]  /  .'      '.    CONTENT I GUESS IT'S A BLOG !!!!!   
 /---..,_   '. \ ;   ; / .'   _,..---\                                       
|        `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'`        |   ALSO THINGS THAT CONTAIN OPINIONS  
\..,,__      `-,\\; ;//,-`      __,,../                                      
 `'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'`   AND EITHER TEXT OR HTML             
       `'-.,_    `'-'`    _,.-'`                                             
             `'-.     .-'`        SHIT PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING IS A BLOG      
    sk           '._.'                                                       
                         EVEN MY TOILET/RESTROOM/LAVATORY/BATHROOM/MEN'S ROOM
                                                                             
                    ALSO: WALLS, THE SKY, THE GROUND, THINGS MADE OF ATOMS   
                                                                             
               DO YOU BLOGGERS EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELVES ANYMORE             

#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET

Sat, 2006 Jul 1

blog

        # # .,,...  __-- -  _                       
       #'#`/::''__--o--@..-.   _                    
  ''--_`\|/'__--   ~ .'-'\.'  __--#:'               
   \_/  ''--__  ~ ~ ;_.-' O_--#.:\|/ #              
  / \  .`,''',''--__  __--'.:\|/  # \|/             
    / '`.',.',`.,`, '/--_/-\     \|/                
\ /  .'/-~\.',.`,'.' \  / \_--                      
/ \   ~.'-`,.\'.-.'; / /\_/              FREE MALKIN
 /  .~.-'`.`.'-.\'\, \  _/\ /                       
    `\.\,/'\'.\''\,` / / __ /                       
    `   \/./'\~.\.; / /  \/ /  AsH                  
            `./'`;, /  \ / \                        

#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER

Tue, 2006 Jul 4

blog

   .                                                        
  / \__        .. _                                         
  \.'  '._o    \_|_) ))                                     
__(  __ / /      ).        THAT WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
\  _( ,/ /.____.' /         SHOULD BE DESTROYED             
 '' '..-'        |                                          
        \    _   (            [X] GAY                       
         )v /-'._ )                                         
        ////   |//            [X] DEAF                      
       // \\   //                                           
mrf   //   \\ ||\\            [X] BLOGGER                   
   --"------"-"--"--                                        

#2627: DIAVLOG

Sat, 2006 Sep 2

blog

                      ___                   _...------..._        
                   .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.    
                  / -..__                                     `\  
                 Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y 
   ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
  ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ; 
   `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\ 
   _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
 ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \    
/              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)   
                "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`        
      sk                             `"`                          
                                                                  
    HMMM LET'S SEE HOW CAN I TAKE BLOGS TO THE NEXT LAME LEVEL    
                                                                  
    I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!! I'M STARTING A DIAVLOG !!!!!!!!!! (HANGED) 
                                                                  
    YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, BLEEDING-HEART TOUCHY-FEELY APPEASING 
    NON-SMILING GOALPOST-SHIFTING CONFUSED PRICK                  
                                                                  
    AND YOU, MR. CONFLICTED WANNABE-CENTRIST ACCOMODATIONIST      
    HUGE-TONGUED COFFEE-DRINKING DON'T-ARGUE-WITH-THE-TOOL FUCKO  

#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE

Sun, 2006 Nov 5

blog

      ALL ABOUT THE BLOGOSPHERE        
                                       
             (\                        
               \_O                     
           _____\/)_____               
~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  
dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~  \ ~~~~~~ ~~~   ~~~~~~
                                       
  HEY YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU   
  LET NERDS MAKE UP TERMS ?!?!?!?!?!?  
                                       
  THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET SHITTY TERMS   

#2919: PAJAMAS MEDIA

Thu, 2007 Jun 21

blog, pajamas media

 ___________   ___________   ___________   ___________      
|  _______  | |  _______  | |  _______  | |  _______  |     
| |  ___  | | | |  ___  | | | |  ___  | | | |  ___  | |     
| | |  _|_| | | | |  _|_| | | | |  _|_| | | | |  _|_| |     
| | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___|     
| | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______    
__| |___________| |___________| |___________| |_________ CvN
                                                            
    I'M A PAJAMAS MEDIA NETWORK BLOGGER !!!!!!!111111       
                                                            
    ALSO I'M BARELY HUMAN                                   

#2946: BLOGGER GATHERING

Wed, 2007 Jul 18

blog, word

                               *               
                             * | *             
       * * * *              * \|/ *            
  * * * \|O|/ * * *    * * * \|O|/ * * *       
   \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/      \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/        
   (<><><>O<><><>)      (<><><>O<><><>)      lc
   '============='       '==========='         
                                               
LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING                 
                                               
   I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING                   

#3058: HAT TIP

Wed, 2007 Nov 7

blog

               ,-=-.                           
              /     )                          
             (  c/=(                           
              `-( _/            MY DICK IS HARD
              _/ (_                            
            /  `-- )                           
          <  ,   ) )>                          
        /  \/ \   (/\                          
      / ,'    )    \  \                        
  -=` /      /     |    \                      
   \-`      /      |   '\|                     
           <_./    \                           
          /        |                           
         /   ,     \                           
        <,_./      |                           
       /           |            (H/T MY BALLS) 
      /_           |                           
     |  ``--.__.-='!                           
     | /         \ !                           
'`'"' ("" '`'`"' `) \_'"'`"" "``''"''`" "'"`'''
    (_ \_        '"`=-'`"               `" "   
  '"" `-'`"            '"'`'                   
         '`'"'                     '""`'"      
                            __                 
                       __ / . )  _             
   gpyy/            .'   | /|/  / \            
     /ejm            ` __|/ o  (  .\           
                ``'"'""'        \ | \___       
                            '`'"`)|  \__`-.    
                                '""'`          

#3097: BLORE

Sun, 2007 Dec 16

blog, word

    _   _{Ss        NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE)
  //\\_/_/\Ss                                                          
_/_| \_/   \_  pb                                                      

#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED

Wed, 2008 Mar 19

blog

                     TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED                   
            $$ $                                                              
             \O/$      ARE YOU READY ?!?!?!?                                  
            $ |                                                               
             /_\     10. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 9. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT           
           _|___|_     8. ARE YOU LISTENING? I SAID NOBODY GIVES A SHIT       
         _|___|___|_     7. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 6. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE,        
       _|___|___|___|_     NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU   
     _|___|___|___|___|_     DEAF? NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 4. FUCK YOU    
   _|___|___|___|___|___|_     YOU FUCKING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 3. FUCKING
 _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_     FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKING   
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|      NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 2. FUCK FUCK   
 \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT  
  |   |   |   |   |   |   |            1. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY    
 / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \             IT AGAIN BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT  
hjm                                        GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOU   
                                             FOR YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BLOG     

#3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING

Mon, 2008 Apr 7

blog

                     !                                                
                     |                                                
                     |    |~/                                         
                     |   _|~                                          
       .============.|  (_|   |~/                                     
     .-;____________;|.      _|~                                      
     | [_________I__] |     (_|                                       
     |  """"" (_) (_) |                                               
     | .=====..=====. |  HEY WHAT'S BETTER THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
     | |:::::||:::::| |                                               
jgs  | '=====''=====' |    BLOG TALK RADIO !!!!!11!!!!1               
     '----------------'                                               

#3220: BLOGROLL II

Thu, 2008 Apr 17

blog

       __W__                                                
      /X___X\                                               
     (/= j =\)   CHECK OUT MY BLOGROLL !!!!!!               
      Y  ^  Y                                               
     _/' - '\_                                              
   |      ,    \                                            
    `.  )/7/ .) \                                           
      Y.__/__Y \ \                                          
     [________] \)/                                         
    /   |  |   \                                            
   (  .-'--'-.  )                                           
    \ )      ( /    PSYCHE TURNS OUT IT'S JUST MY UNCUT COCK
     ) )    ( (                                             
dew (_/      \_)                                            

#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE

Tue, 2008 May 6

blog, election 2008

     _______________                                                     
    |,----------.  |\      I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!!   
    ||           |=| |                                                   
    ||          || | |      SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF   
    ||       . _o| | | __    YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON   
    |`-----------' |/ /~/   WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / /     CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!!    
                     ~~                                                  
Ojoshiro                   SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW 

#3350: BLEG

Mon, 2008 Aug 25

blog

           .-.                                                           
     ___  (   )  ___                                                     
,_.-'   `'-| |-'`   '-._,                                                
 '.      .-| |-.      .'                                                 
   `~~~~`  |.') `~~~~`                                                   
          (_.|                                                           
           |._)   YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!?
           |.')                                                          
          (_.|     BLEGGING                                              
           |._)                                                          
          ('.|      THAT'S WHERE YOU USE YOUR BLOG TO BEG FOR MONEY      
           |._)                                                          
    jgs    '-'       ONE WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO BECOME MORE     
                     DOUCHEBAGGY THAN BLOGGING IN THE FIRST PLACE        
                     BUT WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT BLOGGERS FOUND A WAY       

#3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE

Sat, 2008 Sep 6

blog, iphone

   __i                                                         
  |---|    WELL HERE I AM LIVEBLOGGING MY OWN RAPE             
  |[_]|                                                        
  |:::|      THIS SURE DOES HURT                               
  |:::|                                                        
  `\   \   I DON'T KNOW WHAT RAPE VICTIMS DID BEFORE THE IPHONE
jsm \_=_\                                                      

#3417: BLOGSHARES

Fri, 2008 Oct 31

blog

 .__   .-".                                                            
(o\"\  |  |    HURRAY LOTTERIES FOR TRILLIONS OF BLOGSHARE DOLLARS !!!!
   \_\ |  |                                                            
  _.---:_ |                                                            
 ("-..-" /     THANKS FOR WRITING DOWN "THIS IS FUCKING STUPID SHIT"   
  "-.-" /       AND CIRCLING IT                                        
    /   |        AND UNDERLINING IT                                    
    "--"  AsH     AND THEN DRAWING ARROWS POINTING TO IT               

#3460: BLAGOJEVICH

Sat, 2008 Dec 13

blog, topical

          . '.'.*.     .*.'.' .                                 
        *. '. \ \ *   * / / .' .*                               
     *._  '. \*88888 88888*/ .'  _.*                            
   *._  '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-'  _.*                          
 *    '--.8.-~`   ~-Y-~   `~-.8.--'    *                        
  '--.___*/  .----.   .----.  \*___.--'                         
    *    8|  \____/ _ \____/  |8   *                            
jgs  '---.|\       / \       /.---'                             
          ||'-----'   '-----'                                   
          ||                                                    
          ||   *BLAGOJEVICH* SURE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE *BLOG* TO ME
          ||                                                    
          ||                                                    
          ||                                                    
          ||                                                    
          ||   AND THAT'S NEVER GOOD                            
          |/                                                    

#3493: PRODUCTIVITY

Thu, 2009 Jan 15

blog

        _____                                                   
       /      \                                                 
      (____/\  )                                                
       |___  U?(____                                            
       _\L.   |      \     ___                                  
     / /"""\ /.-'     |   |\  |                                 
    ( /  _/u     |    \___|_)_|                                 
     \|  \\      /   / \_(___ __)    HEY FOLKS CHECK OUT MY     
      |   \\    /   /  |  |    |     BLOG POST WHICH IS ABOUT MY
      |    )  _/   /   )  |    |     BLOG POSTING PRODUCTIVITY  
      _\__/.-'    /___(   |    |                                
   _/  __________/     \  |    |                                
  //  /  (              ) |    |                                
 ( \__|___\    \______ /__|____|                                
  \    (___\   |______)_/                                       
   \   |\   \  \     /                                          
    \  | \__ )  )___/                                           
MR   \  \  )/  /__(                                             
 ___ |  /_//___|   \_________        PLEASE KILL ME             
   _/  ( / OUuuu    \                                           
  `----'(____________)                                          

#3496: IRREVERENT

Sun, 2009 Jan 18

blog

         ()                                                          
      ()-'`-.                                                        
       `|  |\\           IF YOU USE THE WORD "IRREVERENT" TO DESCRIBE
    '   |__| \)          YOUR WRITING/BLOGGING/TWEET/WEB SITE/DOGSHIT
  .     //\\__                                                       
       ((  `--(          THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND BY ALL    
  .     )\               RIGHTS IT IS LEGAL FOR ME TO FUCK YOUR FACE 
          ,--._                                                      
   `  ,-'`-    ;-.       (IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS,    
    ,:      ,     `.      CHECK IT OUT)                              
   /. `  ,-'    .   \                                                
  (  ;           `.  )                                               
  | '   ,    `.      |                                               
  (    /    .     (  )                                               
   \         )     `/                                                
    `.  /   '     ,'                                                 
      `-:_    _,-'                                                   
shimrod   `--'                                                       

#3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER

Wed, 2009 Mar 11

blog

          _*_   O                                             
          \_/_  !                                             
         (( }   !         I THINK THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVOLVE AS
         )))__.-`          A BLOGGER IS TO START A VLOG SHOW  
        (((--'  !                                             
          \ '   !   .)                                        
           )|___!.-'(                                         
          / \ ` O __)                                         
         / ' \ ` '( \                                         
        /  '  \  `)` \                                        
       /   '     (  (_`_                                      
      /   _!____.'                                            
     /_.-'                                                    
     /,                                                       
ejm '-._                                                      

#3637: STATE OF PLAY

Mon, 2009 Jun 8

blog, twitter

         __________________________                                         
        /   | |______| |___     __/                                         
       /  , | |  /\  | | ^ |   |       ,--.                                 
     ,' ,'| | |.'  `.| |/ \|   |      /    \                                
   ,' ,'__| | |______| |___|   |      \    /                                
  /         |          |   |   |     _ `--'                                 
  [   ,--.  |          |,--|   |]   (_)      FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11      
  |__/    \_|__________/    \__|= o                                         
     \    /            \    /           A THRILLER ABOUT BLOGGERS/TWITTERERS
bmw   `--'              `--'                                                

#3710: FISK

Thu, 2009 Aug 20

blog, usenet

       _  \|/       FOLKS I INVENTED A NEW TERM IN THE BLOGOSPHERE    
 -c/,=<<  ) \        CALLED "TO FISK"                                 
  ( /    < ) |                                                        
  //    "(  _/       IT MEANS "TO GO THROUGH AN ARTICLE AND RESPOND   
 //_,___,/-' `\_      TO IT POINT BY POINT AND LINE BY LINE LIKE EVERY
(___|       me \`\     SHITHEAD HAS BEEN DOING ON USENET SINCE 1982"  
    '--)        \--                                                   
       (         ) \                                                  
        \=(===)==/\ \                                                 
        |        >>(8\=                                               
        |    ,    \ ""                                                
        |   / \    \                                                  
        |  /   \    \                                                 
        |  \    \    \                                                
        |___\    \____\                                               
        ( )         ( )    miK                                        

#3835: TWITS.WS

Wed, 2009 Dec 23

blog, twitter

       ________________                                              
      /   o           /|   HEY I'VE GOT A WINNER OF AN IDEA          
     /_______________/o|                                             
    | o              | |   LET'S MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RECENT HASHTAGS   
    |             o  | /   USED ON TWITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1           
ejm |________________|/                                              
                           RECYCLING DOGSHIT INTO EVEN LESS PALATABLE
                           DOGSHIT AND THEN SHITTING ON OUR OWN FACES
                           AND PRETENDING THERE'S NO SHIT ANYWHERE   

#4012: GUEST BLOGGER THIS WEEK

Fri, 2010 Jun 18

blog

                                                                    
    (   )                                                           
 (   ) (                                                            
  ) _   )      HERE'S MY GUEST BLOGGER FOR THIS WEEK (PICTURED LEFT)
   ( \_                                                             
 _(_\ \)__                                                          
(____\___))                                                         
  Krogg98                                                           

#4104: TIP JAR

Sat, 2010 Sep 18

blog

   \             /                                 
   ) \         / (                                 
      \,-=~=-./          I'M GONNA HIT YOUR TIP JAR
  (   /       \   )                                
  `     .   .     '      WITH THE TIP OF MY DICK   
   `.   ,-=-.   ,'                                 
     ( ( @ @ ) )                                   
      `-`---'-'                                    
      /       \                                    
     |  \   /  |                                   
     |\_-' '-_/|                                   
     |         |                                   
      \   _   /                                    
gpyy  '-_/ \_-'                                    

#4137: BLOG PIECE

Thu, 2010 Oct 21

blog

    (   )                                            
 (   ) (     CHECK OUT MY LATEST BLOG PIECE (OF SHIT)
  ) _   )                                            
   ( \_                                              
 _(_\ \)__                                           
(____\___)) Krogg98                                  

#4157: BLOGGINGHEADS ANNIVERSARY

Wed, 2010 Nov 10

blog

     O @                                                      
     _\|__    I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING APPROPRIATE STEPS       
    / ( )_\   TO CELEBRATE THE BLOGGINGHEADS FIFTH ANNIVERSARY
  ;/__)_(                                                     
     (   )                                                    
     / |  \                                                   
     ~     ~                                                  
ejm                                                           

#4376: GAME BOYCOTT

Fri, 2011 Jun 17

blog

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   I'M ANNOUNCING A BOYCOTT OF GAME YAPPITY YAP BECAUSE 
   THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE FAGGOT UNICORNS FEATURE      
   LIKE I WANTED TO AND EMAILED THEM ABOUT 27 TIMES AND 
   POSTED ABOUT 1045 TIMES ON THIS VERY BLOG            
                                                        
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#4447: WORSE THAN BLOGGER

Sat, 2011 Aug 27

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#4512: GUEST BLOGGER

Mon, 2011 Oct 31

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#4688: PAID BLOGGER

Tue, 2012 Apr 24

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#4763: THE HIGGS MECHANISM

Sun, 2012 Jul 8

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#4932: HAT TIP II

Mon, 2012 Dec 24

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