#1466: BLOGS SUCK
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/ | | ___________________ | THOSE JERKS FROM
; | | :__________________/: | HIGH SCHOOL HOW
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#1600: MY BLOG
blog, jave, original
FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG
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#1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE
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#1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION
all you have, blog
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WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A BLOG EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE
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#1924: CAPITALISM SUCKS
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|.---------------.| CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!! HOLD ON WHILE I
|| || TYPE THIS BLOG ENTRY INTO MY HIPTOP AS
|| -._ .-. || I'M ATTENDING A PEACE RALLY ON TUESDAY
|| -._| | | || AFTERNOON BECAUSE CAPITALISM MADE ME
|| -._|"|"| || AND ALL MY FRIENDS SO RICH I NOT ONLY
|| -._|.-.| || DON'T NEED TO WORK MY FINGERS TO THE BONE
||_______________|| EVERY DAY BUT CAN EVEN TAKE WHOLE DAYS
/.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ OFF AND STILL EAT !!!!!!!!!!
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/.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ STILL IT SUCKS THOUGH !!!!!!!!
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#2073: BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION
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I I I I I I I I I I I I SOLICITATION IN
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I I / I I CONSIDERED GOING BACK
I I I I TO HER OLD LIFE AS A
I I I I BLOGGER... EVEN THOUGH
I I I I SHE FOUND PEOPLE NOW
I I \ I I RESPECTED HER MORE
I I \ I I AS A TOTAL COCKSUCKER
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#2083: POOR MARK JEN
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b''-_ POOR MARK JEN !!!!!!!!
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#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS
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HEY EVERYONE !!!! IT'S NEWS THAT YOU CAN
GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR RUNNING OFF
YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH
WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A CAREFUL AND CLEAR
||||| EMPLOYEE POLICY ON BLOGGING !!!!!!
||O O|`____. BLOOGERS RIGHTS EVERYONE !!!!!!!
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|.--:--| . : OH WAIT ALL COMPANIES ALREADY *DO* HAVE A
/( ):( |_.-~~_. BLOGGING POLICY AND IT IS: DO IT AND
(~m : / | oo:| YOU'LL GET FIRED YOU DUMB BITCH
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IT'S ALMOST AS IF, AS A BLOGGER, I AM
FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF FIGURING THIS
OUT EVEN GIVEN AMPLE EVIDENCE
SORRY I'M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE
HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY IN
A PUBLIC FORUM
NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE AVAILABILITY
OF BLOGS ALSO INCREASES THE EASE WITH WHICH
MY COMPANY CAN SEARCH FOR ME SAYING STUPID
THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING ABOUT IT
DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M FIGHTING FOR *YOUR*
FREEDOM AND PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD ON THE
LINE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MY WORKMATE'S FAT
AND MY BOSS IS A JERK AND VIOLATING MY
NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WILLINGLY
YES MR. SECURITY GUARD I'LL PUT MY STUFF IN
THE CARDBOARD BOX NOW AND BE ESCORTED OUT
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#2129: BITKEEPER
blog, open source
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| |;.`.`;| HUGE BITKEEPER CONTROVERSY PEOPLE !!!!!!
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,(`;.`.| || DISSENTION IN THE RANKS OF THE OPEN SOURCE
/8o (`:. || COMMUNITY !!!!!
/o8888o `; ||
/@o8888888o (`;| WILL THIS FRACTURE THE TENUOUS STRANDS THAT
(`.()oO888888o (< BIND THESE IDEOLOGICAL CREATURES TOGETHER OR
`.`.;:oO08c{)/ | WILL IT JUST SERVE TO DRIVE THEM APART ?!?!?!
`.`.(),0 / /
`.`.`/ / BLOGGING AND TRANSCRIBING EMAILS AND MAILING LIST
`.( / ARCHIVES !!!!!!!! HOT STUFF PEOPLE !!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GNU/BORING
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#2142: THE FUTURE
best of, blog
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/ _\ BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ???
/ (={) SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS
/ /_/ OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ???
( |(_ BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ???
/\_.--'// \ BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ???
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\ \._) ` \ ( YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
\_/(`-..-'L ) THE FUTURE IS HERE
/ `\_( L\,--.' AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN
> --'`-- \\ (_) YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE
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#2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI
blog, wiki
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/'\ /\/\ WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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`\ /' `\|/' THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A BLOG
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#2218: WIKI/BLOG
blog, wiki, word
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jgs |=====;__/___./ WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG
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#2222: THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS
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/ | | | PART ABOUT BLOGS IS ???
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; | | :__________________/: | THE SECOND YOU SEE THE
| | | | '.| | WORD USED ANYWHERE IN
| | | | || | JOURNALISM OR LITERATURE
| | | | || | OF ANY KIND YOU KNOW
| | | | || | WITH CONFIDENCE THAT
| | | | || | YOU CAN THROW AWAY
| | | | || | WHATEVER WAS INVOLVED
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| | | | || | COMPLETE SHIT
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| | | |_______......-----" | AS OF THIS DAY I'M
| | | | STARTING AMERICANS
| | | | AGAINST BLOGGERS
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#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA
am i right, blog, hurricane, topical
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.' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION,
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#2335: MEMETICS
blog, meme, open source
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,88' '888' '88, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG"
88' 88 88 '88 AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS
88, 88 88 ,88 AND MEMES !!!!
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'88888''88888' SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE*
8 8 IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING
888 888 *COLLABORATIVE*
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WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?!
WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME
OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME
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#2454: LIVEBLOGGING
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/ ' , ,' ,"::| I'M LIVEBLOGGING ME READING THIS BOOK
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#2467: I WOULD LIKE YOUR BLOG BETTER
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#2522: BLOGROLL
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/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ PLEASE JOIN MY BLOGROLL
/ \ \ SO I CAN WIPE WITH IT AND FLUSH
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#2537: BLOG STOCKS
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`=\/ V \\ IN MY BLOG
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// ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ PROVING THAT YOU'RE EVEN
===( INK )==========\\|//==================== DUMBER THAN I AM
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#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS
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_,' ',_ IF YOU LISTEN TO BLOGGERS PRETTY MUCH
,-' ', ,' '-, EVERYTHING IS A BLOG
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,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. IF IT UPDATES REGULARLY WITH NEW
,' '. \ [ ] / .' '. CONTENT I GUESS IT'S A BLOG !!!!!
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| `'-. '.\ [ ] /.' .-'` | ALSO THINGS THAT CONTAIN OPINIONS
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`'-,._''--..,,_;\, ,/;_,,..--''_,.-'` AND EITHER TEXT OR HTML
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`'-. .-'` SHIT PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING IS A BLOG
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EVEN MY TOILET/RESTROOM/LAVATORY/BATHROOM/MEN'S ROOM
ALSO: WALLS, THE SKY, THE GROUND, THINGS MADE OF ATOMS
DO YOU BLOGGERS EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELVES ANYMORE
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#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET
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#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER
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__( __ / / ). THAT WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
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#2627: DIAVLOG
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HMMM LET'S SEE HOW CAN I TAKE BLOGS TO THE NEXT LAME LEVEL
I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!! I'M STARTING A DIAVLOG !!!!!!!!!! (HANGED)
YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, BLEEDING-HEART TOUCHY-FEELY APPEASING
NON-SMILING GOALPOST-SHIFTING CONFUSED PRICK
AND YOU, MR. CONFLICTED WANNABE-CENTRIST ACCOMODATIONIST
HUGE-TONGUED COFFEE-DRINKING DON'T-ARGUE-WITH-THE-TOOL FUCKO
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#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE
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ALL ABOUT THE BLOGOSPHERE
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dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
LET NERDS MAKE UP TERMS ?!?!?!?!?!?
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET SHITTY TERMS
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#2919: PAJAMAS MEDIA
blog, pajamas media
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I'M A PAJAMAS MEDIA NETWORK BLOGGER !!!!!!!111111
ALSO I'M BARELY HUMAN
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#2946: BLOGGER GATHERING
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(<><><>O<><><>) (<><><>O<><><>) lc
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LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING
I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING
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#3058: HAT TIP
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_ _{Ss NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE)
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#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED
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TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED
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\O/$ ARE YOU READY ?!?!?!?
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/_\ 10. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 9. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
_|___|_ 8. ARE YOU LISTENING? I SAID NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
_|___|___|_ 7. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 6. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE,
_|___|___|___|_ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU
_|___|___|___|___|_ DEAF? NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 4. FUCK YOU
_|___|___|___|___|___|_ YOU FUCKING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 3. FUCKING
_|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKING
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 2. FUCK FUCK
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT
| | | | | | | 1. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY
/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ IT AGAIN BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT
hjm GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOU
FOR YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BLOG
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#3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING
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| .=====..=====. | HEY WHAT'S BETTER THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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jgs | '=====''=====' | BLOG TALK RADIO !!!!!11!!!!1
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#3220: BLOGROLL II
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__W__
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(/= j =\) CHECK OUT MY BLOGROLL !!!!!!
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#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE
blog, election 2008
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|,----------. |\ I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!!
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|| || | | SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF
|| . _o| | | __ YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON
|`-----------' |/ /~/ WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!!
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Ojoshiro SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW
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(_.| BLEGGING
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('.| THAT'S WHERE YOU USE YOUR BLOG TO BEG FOR MONEY
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jgs '-' ONE WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO BECOME MORE
DOUCHEBAGGY THAN BLOGGING IN THE FIRST PLACE
BUT WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT BLOGGERS FOUND A WAY
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#3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE
blog, iphone
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|:::| THIS SURE DOES HURT
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`\ \ I DON'T KNOW WHAT RAPE VICTIMS DID BEFORE THE IPHONE
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#3417: BLOGSHARES
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(o\"\ | | HURRAY LOTTERIES FOR TRILLIONS OF BLOGSHARE DOLLARS !!!!
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("-..-" / THANKS FOR WRITING DOWN "THIS IS FUCKING STUPID SHIT"
"-.-" / AND CIRCLING IT
/ | AND UNDERLINING IT
"--" AsH AND THEN DRAWING ARROWS POINTING TO IT
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#3460: BLAGOJEVICH
blog, topical
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#3493: PRODUCTIVITY
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\| \\ / / \_(___ __) HEY FOLKS CHECK OUT MY
| \\ / / | | | BLOG POST WHICH IS ABOUT MY
| ) _/ / ) | | BLOG POSTING PRODUCTIVITY
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#3496: IRREVERENT
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()
()-'`-.
`| |\\ IF YOU USE THE WORD "IRREVERENT" TO DESCRIBE
' |__| \) YOUR WRITING/BLOGGING/TWEET/WEB SITE/DOGSHIT
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(( `--( THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND BY ALL
. )\ RIGHTS IT IS LEGAL FOR ME TO FUCK YOUR FACE
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` ,-'`- ;-. (IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS,
,: , `. CHECK IT OUT)
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#3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER
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)))__.-` A BLOGGER IS TO START A VLOG SHOW
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#3637: STATE OF PLAY
blog, twitter
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bmw `--' `--'
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blog, usenet
_ \|/ FOLKS I INVENTED A NEW TERM IN THE BLOGOSPHERE
-c/,=<< ) \ CALLED "TO FISK"
( / < ) |
// "( _/ IT MEANS "TO GO THROUGH AN ARTICLE AND RESPOND
//_,___,/-' `\_ TO IT POINT BY POINT AND LINE BY LINE LIKE EVERY
(___| me \`\ SHITHEAD HAS BEEN DOING ON USENET SINCE 1982"
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#3835: TWITS.WS
blog, twitter
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/ o /| HEY I'VE GOT A WINNER OF AN IDEA
/_______________/o|
| o | | LET'S MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RECENT HASHTAGS
| o | / USED ON TWITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ejm |________________|/
RECYCLING DOGSHIT INTO EVEN LESS PALATABLE
DOGSHIT AND THEN SHITTING ON OUR OWN FACES
AND PRETENDING THERE'S NO SHIT ANYWHERE
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#4012: GUEST BLOGGER THIS WEEK
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) _ ) HERE'S MY GUEST BLOGGER FOR THIS WEEK (PICTURED LEFT)
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Krogg98
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#4104: TIP JAR
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\,-=~=-./ I'M GONNA HIT YOUR TIP JAR
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` . . ' WITH THE TIP OF MY DICK
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gpyy '-_/ \_-'
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#4137: BLOG PIECE
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( ) ( CHECK OUT MY LATEST BLOG PIECE (OF SHIT)
) _ )
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#4157: BLOGGINGHEADS ANNIVERSARY
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_\|__ I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING APPROPRIATE STEPS
/ ( )_\ TO CELEBRATE THE BLOGGINGHEADS FIFTH ANNIVERSARY
;/__)_(
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ejm
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#4376: GAME BOYCOTT
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I'M ANNOUNCING A BOYCOTT OF GAME YAPPITY YAP BECAUSE
THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE FAGGOT UNICORNS FEATURE
LIKE I WANTED TO AND EMAILED THEM ABOUT 27 TIMES AND
POSTED ABOUT 1045 TIMES ON THIS VERY BLOG
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#4447: WORSE THAN BLOGGER
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__,--'\ THE ONLY TERM WORSE THAN "BLOGGER":
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#4512: GUEST BLOGGER
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THAT'S A BLEG ABOUT A VLOG (IN BLOG FORM)
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#4688: PAID BLOGGER
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#4763: THE HIGGS MECHANISM
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.::7777::-. LIVEBLOGGING THE
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#4932: HAT TIP II
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