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#3212: THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9)
#3211: STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8)
#3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7)
#3209: GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6)
#3208: CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5)
#3207: HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4)
#3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3)
#3205: THE BUNNY OATH (Wed, 2008 Apr 2)
#3204: MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT (Tue, 2008 Apr 1)
#3203: EARTH HOUR 2008 (Mon, 2008 Mar 31)
#3202: BATTLE 360 (Sun, 2008 Mar 30)
#3201: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (Sat, 2008 Mar 29)
#3200: HIS STORY (Fri, 2008 Mar 28)
#3199: THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE (Thu, 2008 Mar 27)
#3198: MIMI MIYAGI (Wed, 2008 Mar 26)
#3197: BAD GUYS (Tue, 2008 Mar 25)
#3196: SPORE (Mon, 2008 Mar 24)
#3195: YUN-YUNS (Sun, 2008 Mar 23)
#3194: PLEASE LABEL (Sat, 2008 Mar 22)
#3193: A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS (Fri, 2008 Mar 21)
#3192: SMASH MY HEAD (Thu, 2008 Mar 20)
#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED (Wed, 2008 Mar 19)
#3190: BASEBALL BAT (Tue, 2008 Mar 18)
#3189: AMERICAN GANGSTER (Mon, 2008 Mar 17)
#3188: SCOOT OVER (Sun, 2008 Mar 16)
#3187: CAVEAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 15)
#3186: THE GHOST WHISPERER (Fri, 2008 Mar 14)
#3185: TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN (Thu, 2008 Mar 13)
#3184: ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE (Wed, 2008 Mar 12)
#3183: INTERVENTION (Tue, 2008 Mar 11)
#3182: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO DR. DRE AND ICE CUBE (Mon, 2008 Mar 10)
#3181: GIVE ME GAPE (Sun, 2008 Mar 9)
#3180: YO MAMA'S SO FAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 8)
#3179: WERKAHOLIC (Fri, 2008 Mar 7)
#3178: RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS (Thu, 2008 Mar 6)
#3177: RUNNING AWAY (Wed, 2008 Mar 5)
#3176: A SERIOUS DRAWBACK (Tue, 2008 Mar 4)
#3175: REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO (Mon, 2008 Mar 3)
#3174: PANTY RAID (Sun, 2008 Mar 2)
#3173: VEGANS (Sat, 2008 Mar 1)
#3172: WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, RIP (Fri, 2008 Feb 29)
#3171: BEING A COCK (Thu, 2008 Feb 28)
#3170: BUSINESS VENTURE (Wed, 2008 Feb 27)
#3169: PORK BUNS (Tue, 2008 Feb 26)
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#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED

Wed, 2008 Mar 19

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                     TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED                   
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             \O/$      ARE YOU READY ?!?!?!?                                  
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             /_\     10. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 9. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT           
           _|___|_     8. ARE YOU LISTENING? I SAID NOBODY GIVES A SHIT       
         _|___|___|_     7. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 6. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE,        
       _|___|___|___|_     NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU   
     _|___|___|___|___|_     DEAF? NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 4. FUCK YOU    
   _|___|___|___|___|___|_     YOU FUCKING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 3. FUCKING
 _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_     FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKING   
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|      NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 2. FUCK FUCK   
 \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/         FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT  
  |   |   |   |   |   |   |            1. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY    
 / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \             IT AGAIN BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT  
hjm                                        GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOU   
                                             FOR YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BLOG     

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