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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#3251: TOM SIZEMORE (Sun, 2008 May 18)
#3250: GEERT WILDERS (Sat, 2008 May 17)
#3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16)
#3248: TORN (Thu, 2008 May 15)
#3247: FATWA (Wed, 2008 May 14)
#3246: MEDIUM (Tue, 2008 May 13)
#3245: WATERBOARDING (Mon, 2008 May 12)
#3244: LITTLE LUPE (Sun, 2008 May 11)
#3243: REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10)
#3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9)
#3241: WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES (Thu, 2008 May 8)
#3240: EMO (Wed, 2008 May 7)
#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6)
#3238: CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5)
#3237: TINA FEY (Sun, 2008 May 4)
#3236: IRON MAN (Sat, 2008 May 3)
#3235: A FUNNY THING (Fri, 2008 May 2)
#3234: FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1)
#3233: UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30)
#3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29)
#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28)
#3230: PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27)
#3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26)
#3228: FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25)
#3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24)
#3226: NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23)
#3225: NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22)
#3224: IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21)
#3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20)
#3222: BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19)
#3221: NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18)
#3220: BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17)
#3219: CREEPY GHOST (Wed, 2008 Apr 16)
#3218: VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15)
#3217: SUPERDELEGATE (Mon, 2008 Apr 14)
#3216: VECTOR LAPLACIAN (Sun, 2008 Apr 13)
#3215: PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (Sat, 2008 Apr 12)
#3214: PEDOMETER (Fri, 2008 Apr 11)
#3213: AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10)
#3212: THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9)
#3211: STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8)
#3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7)
#3209: GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6)
#3208: CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5)
#3207: HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4)
#3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR | #3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS >>>

#3228: FALSE ALARM

Fri, 2008 Apr 25

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