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#3281: HARD ROCK CAFE (Tue, 2008 Jun 17)
#3280: AND GUESS WHAT IT IS (Mon, 2008 Jun 16)
#3279: COSMIC RAYS (Sun, 2008 Jun 15)
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#3277: DEAR PARENT (Fri, 2008 Jun 13)
#3276: SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING (Thu, 2008 Jun 12)
#3275: THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT (Wed, 2008 Jun 11)
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#3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA (Mon, 2008 Jun 9)
#3272: BLU-RAY (Sun, 2008 Jun 8)
#3271: TGZ OR TBZ (Sat, 2008 Jun 7)
#3270: ED BEGLEY, JR. (Fri, 2008 Jun 6)
#3269: SHRILL WHINING (Thu, 2008 Jun 5)
#3268: SMILEYS (Wed, 2008 Jun 4)
#3267: USER BOXES (Tue, 2008 Jun 3)
#3266: DEFCON (Mon, 2008 Jun 2)
#3265: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1)
#3264: THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31)
#3263: POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30)
#3262: OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29)
#3261: 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28)
#3260: SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27)
#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26)
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#3257: THE EARLIEST CLOCKS (Sat, 2008 May 24)
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#3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9)
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#3238: CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5)
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#3260: SMILEY FACE

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            ,-'"   "`-.    FUCKING FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK      
          ,'_          `.                                                     
         / / \  ,-       \   I'M A SMILEY FACE BUT YOU DON'T OWN ME           
    __   | \_0 ---        |                                                   
   /  |  |                |  YOU DEMANDING FUCKERS I HAVE A LIFE TOO          
   \  \  `--.______,-/    |                                                   
 ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |  FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MAKING ME          
/    _  \ \-_____,-      /   DO A LITTLE DANCE IN FRONT OF YOU SO YOU         
\__-/ \  | `.          ,'   CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES                         
  \___/ <    '--------'                                                       
   \__/\ | Wny           I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU          
    \__//N                                                                    
             I HATE YOU WITH A PURE HATE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE
                                                                              
    BEFORE MATTER, BEFORE ENERGY, BEFORE THE GODS THEMSELVES                  
                                                                              
     MY HATE WAS THERE                                                        
                                                                              
      SO FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING NICE FUCKING DAY                              
                                                                              
       (QUIET SOBBING)                                                        

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