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#3234: FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1)
#3233: UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30)
#3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29)
#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28)
#3230: PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27)
#3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26)
#3228: FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25)
#3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24)
#3226: NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23)
#3225: NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22)
#3224: IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21)
#3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20)
#3222: BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19)
#3221: NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18)
#3220: BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17)
#3219: CREEPY GHOST (Wed, 2008 Apr 16)
#3218: VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15)
#3217: SUPERDELEGATE (Mon, 2008 Apr 14)
#3216: VECTOR LAPLACIAN (Sun, 2008 Apr 13)
#3215: PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (Sat, 2008 Apr 12)
#3214: PEDOMETER (Fri, 2008 Apr 11)
#3213: AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10)
#3212: THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9)
#3211: STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8)
#3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7)
#3209: GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6)
#3208: CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5)
#3207: HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4)
#3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3)
#3205: THE BUNNY OATH (Wed, 2008 Apr 2)
#3204: MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT (Tue, 2008 Apr 1)
#3203: EARTH HOUR 2008 (Mon, 2008 Mar 31)
#3202: BATTLE 360 (Sun, 2008 Mar 30)
#3201: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (Sat, 2008 Mar 29)
#3200: HIS STORY (Fri, 2008 Mar 28)
#3199: THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE (Thu, 2008 Mar 27)
#3198: MIMI MIYAGI (Wed, 2008 Mar 26)
#3197: BAD GUYS (Tue, 2008 Mar 25)
#3196: SPORE (Mon, 2008 Mar 24)
#3195: YUN-YUNS (Sun, 2008 Mar 23)
#3194: PLEASE LABEL (Sat, 2008 Mar 22)
#3193: A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS (Fri, 2008 Mar 21)
#3192: SMASH MY HEAD (Thu, 2008 Mar 20)
#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED (Wed, 2008 Mar 19)
#3190: BASEBALL BAT (Tue, 2008 Mar 18)
#3189: AMERICAN GANGSTER (Mon, 2008 Mar 17)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3211: STATUESQUE

Tue, 2008 Apr 8

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|   \____ >__,_  \         |    WHO WANTS TO SMEAR ME WITH POO                 
|                  ____,   |     AND CALL ME A POO STATUE ???!!?!?             
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               |    )            /\   ~  /_\    TECHNICALLY BE A MISNOMER SINCE
               \   /           _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_   YOU'LL STILL MOVE YOU LITTLE  
               |  /           /\_/ \  x /  \_/\   FUCKER                       
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