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#3265: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1)
#3264: THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31)
#3263: POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30)
#3262: OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29)
#3261: 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28)
#3260: SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27)
#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26)
#3258: FAMOUS NATHAN'S (Sun, 2008 May 25)
#3257: THE EARLIEST CLOCKS (Sat, 2008 May 24)
#3256: POOR FURRIES (Fri, 2008 May 23)
#3255: THE REHABILITATION ACT (Thu, 2008 May 22)
#3254: MR. MOUSE (Wed, 2008 May 21)
#3253: XKCD (Tue, 2008 May 20)
#3252: ORIENTATE (Mon, 2008 May 19)
#3251: TOM SIZEMORE (Sun, 2008 May 18)
#3250: GEERT WILDERS (Sat, 2008 May 17)
#3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16)
#3248: TORN (Thu, 2008 May 15)
#3247: FATWA (Wed, 2008 May 14)
#3246: MEDIUM (Tue, 2008 May 13)
#3245: WATERBOARDING (Mon, 2008 May 12)
#3244: LITTLE LUPE (Sun, 2008 May 11)
#3243: REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10)
#3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9)
#3241: WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES (Thu, 2008 May 8)
#3240: EMO (Wed, 2008 May 7)
#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6)
#3238: CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5)
#3237: TINA FEY (Sun, 2008 May 4)
#3236: IRON MAN (Sat, 2008 May 3)
#3235: A FUNNY THING (Fri, 2008 May 2)
#3234: FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1)
#3233: UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30)
#3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29)
#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28)
#3230: PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27)
#3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26)
#3228: FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25)
#3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24)
#3226: NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23)
#3225: NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22)
#3224: IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21)
#3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20)
#3222: BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19)
#3221: NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18)
#3220: BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS

Fri, 2008 May 9

ellen degeneres

                                                              
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        '-. _____     I SURE LIKE SEEING COMMERCIALS WITH     
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:  ..      |      :     THAT REALLY MOTIVATES ME TO BUY THINGS
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