_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16) ... #2899: A TOUCHING SONG LYRIC (Fri, 2007 Jun 1) #2898: DEFINITELY YES (Thu, 2007 May 31) #2897: TRICENTENNIAL (Wed, 2007 May 30) #2896: ROOT CAUSES (Tue, 2007 May 29) #2895: HEALTH DRINK (Mon, 2007 May 28) #2894: PORN STAR NAMES (Sun, 2007 May 27) #2893: TRUE STORY (Sat, 2007 May 26) #2892: WEBGINEER (Fri, 2007 May 25) #2891: NO-BRAINER (Thu, 2007 May 24) #2890: HIGH SOCIETY (Wed, 2007 May 23) #2889: WORDS POP OUT (Tue, 2007 May 22) #2888: DWC (Mon, 2007 May 21) #2887: FULLY (Sun, 2007 May 20) #2886: CANADIAN ACTORS (Sat, 2007 May 19) #2885: ONLY OUTLAWS (Fri, 2007 May 18) #2884: GIULIANI 2008 (Thu, 2007 May 17) #2883: TO BLOCK (Wed, 2007 May 16) #2882: RSS FEED RECURSION (Tue, 2007 May 15) #2881: IDENTITY THEFT (Mon, 2007 May 14) #2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN (Sun, 2007 May 13) #2879: LUCKY US (Sat, 2007 May 12) #2878: MITT ROMNEY (Fri, 2007 May 11) #2877: ... IN HELL (Thu, 2007 May 10) #2876: AWAW (Wed, 2007 May 9) #2875: MIMI ROGERS (Tue, 2007 May 8) #2874: A HAIKU (BUT NOT) (Mon, 2007 May 7) #2873: DUAL-USE (Sun, 2007 May 6) #2872: RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5) #2871: SOCIALATORS (Fri, 2007 May 4) #2870: IN AN EMERGENCY (Thu, 2007 May 3) #2869: LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT (Wed, 2007 May 2) #2868: OMAR (Tue, 2007 May 1) #2867: APPROACHING SIRENS (Mon, 2007 Apr 30) #2866: BACOS AND OLIVES (Sun, 2007 Apr 29) #2865: HOMOTAIN (Sat, 2007 Apr 28) #2864: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING (Fri, 2007 Apr 27) #2863: RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME (Thu, 2007 Apr 26) #2862: PASS IT ON (Wed, 2007 Apr 25) #2861: KELIS (Tue, 2007 Apr 24) #2860: HUNGARIAN NOTATION (Mon, 2007 Apr 23) #2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME (Sun, 2007 Apr 22) #2858: TOO HARD (Sat, 2007 Apr 21) #2857: GREAT GIFT IDEA (Fri, 2007 Apr 20) #2856: FIGHT LUPUS (Thu, 2007 Apr 19) #2855: OCCULATION (Wed, 2007 Apr 18) #2854: THE MORAL OF THE STORY (Tue, 2007 Apr 17) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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