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#2889: WORDS POP OUT (Tue, 2007 May 22)
#2888: DWC (Mon, 2007 May 21)
#2887: FULLY (Sun, 2007 May 20)
#2886: CANADIAN ACTORS (Sat, 2007 May 19)
#2885: ONLY OUTLAWS (Fri, 2007 May 18)
#2884: GIULIANI 2008 (Thu, 2007 May 17)
#2883: TO BLOCK (Wed, 2007 May 16)
#2882: RSS FEED RECURSION (Tue, 2007 May 15)
#2881: IDENTITY THEFT (Mon, 2007 May 14)
#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN (Sun, 2007 May 13)
#2879: LUCKY US (Sat, 2007 May 12)
#2878: MITT ROMNEY (Fri, 2007 May 11)
#2877: ... IN HELL (Thu, 2007 May 10)
#2876: AWAW (Wed, 2007 May 9)
#2875: MIMI ROGERS (Tue, 2007 May 8)
#2874: A HAIKU (BUT NOT) (Mon, 2007 May 7)
#2873: DUAL-USE (Sun, 2007 May 6)
#2872: RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5)
#2871: SOCIALATORS (Fri, 2007 May 4)
#2870: IN AN EMERGENCY (Thu, 2007 May 3)
#2869: LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT (Wed, 2007 May 2)
#2868: OMAR (Tue, 2007 May 1)
#2867: APPROACHING SIRENS (Mon, 2007 Apr 30)
#2866: BACOS AND OLIVES (Sun, 2007 Apr 29)
#2865: HOMOTAIN (Sat, 2007 Apr 28)
#2864: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING (Fri, 2007 Apr 27)
#2863: RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME (Thu, 2007 Apr 26)
#2862: PASS IT ON (Wed, 2007 Apr 25)
#2861: KELIS (Tue, 2007 Apr 24)
#2860: HUNGARIAN NOTATION (Mon, 2007 Apr 23)
#2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME (Sun, 2007 Apr 22)
#2858: TOO HARD (Sat, 2007 Apr 21)
#2857: GREAT GIFT IDEA (Fri, 2007 Apr 20)
#2856: FIGHT LUPUS (Thu, 2007 Apr 19)
#2855: OCCULATION (Wed, 2007 Apr 18)
#2854: THE MORAL OF THE STORY (Tue, 2007 Apr 17)
#2853: FORKED (Mon, 2007 Apr 16)
#2852: NOTABILITY (Sun, 2007 Apr 15)
#2851: DESPITE THE PHOTOGRAPHS (Sat, 2007 Apr 14)
#2850: ALL ABOUT THE OWLS (Fri, 2007 Apr 13)
#2849: THE SOUND OF SILENCE (Thu, 2007 Apr 12)
#2848: A CALL TO ARMS (Wed, 2007 Apr 11)
#2847: BNF GRAMMAR (Tue, 2007 Apr 10)
#2846: MY HOBBY (Mon, 2007 Apr 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2868: OMAR

Tue, 2007 May 1

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            |`--._____,+-.        AND HAVING POKED, MOVES ON
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       .-'              /      \    IT'S LIKE OMAR KHAYYAM  
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     /            _.-'\          |          BUT WITH POO    
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