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#2902: MACARENA (Mon, 2007 Jun 4)
#2901: OCEAN'S THIRTEEN (Sun, 2007 Jun 3)
#2900: THE TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Jun 2)
#2899: A TOUCHING SONG LYRIC (Fri, 2007 Jun 1)
#2898: DEFINITELY YES (Thu, 2007 May 31)
#2897: TRICENTENNIAL (Wed, 2007 May 30)
#2896: ROOT CAUSES (Tue, 2007 May 29)
#2895: HEALTH DRINK (Mon, 2007 May 28)
#2894: PORN STAR NAMES (Sun, 2007 May 27)
#2893: TRUE STORY (Sat, 2007 May 26)
#2892: WEBGINEER (Fri, 2007 May 25)
#2891: NO-BRAINER (Thu, 2007 May 24)
#2890: HIGH SOCIETY (Wed, 2007 May 23)
#2889: WORDS POP OUT (Tue, 2007 May 22)
#2888: DWC (Mon, 2007 May 21)
#2887: FULLY (Sun, 2007 May 20)
#2886: CANADIAN ACTORS (Sat, 2007 May 19)
#2885: ONLY OUTLAWS (Fri, 2007 May 18)
#2884: GIULIANI 2008 (Thu, 2007 May 17)
#2883: TO BLOCK (Wed, 2007 May 16)
#2882: RSS FEED RECURSION (Tue, 2007 May 15)
#2881: IDENTITY THEFT (Mon, 2007 May 14)
#2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN (Sun, 2007 May 13)
#2879: LUCKY US (Sat, 2007 May 12)
#2878: MITT ROMNEY (Fri, 2007 May 11)
#2877: ... IN HELL (Thu, 2007 May 10)
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#2875: MIMI ROGERS (Tue, 2007 May 8)
#2874: A HAIKU (BUT NOT) (Mon, 2007 May 7)
#2873: DUAL-USE (Sun, 2007 May 6)
#2872: RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5)
#2871: SOCIALATORS (Fri, 2007 May 4)
#2870: IN AN EMERGENCY (Thu, 2007 May 3)
#2869: LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT (Wed, 2007 May 2)
#2868: OMAR (Tue, 2007 May 1)
#2867: APPROACHING SIRENS (Mon, 2007 Apr 30)
#2866: BACOS AND OLIVES (Sun, 2007 Apr 29)
#2865: HOMOTAIN (Sat, 2007 Apr 28)
#2864: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING (Fri, 2007 Apr 27)
#2863: RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME (Thu, 2007 Apr 26)
#2862: PASS IT ON (Wed, 2007 Apr 25)
#2861: KELIS (Tue, 2007 Apr 24)
#2860: HUNGARIAN NOTATION (Mon, 2007 Apr 23)
#2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME (Sun, 2007 Apr 22)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2881: IDENTITY THEFT

Mon, 2007 May 14

immigration

       .............                                                 
      .'             '.                                              
     : '.           .' :    OKAY I'M A LITTLE SORE FROM CARRYING     
     :  :           :  :    MY NEW CHAIRS INTO THE HOUSE AND         
     :  :           :  :    ASSEMBLING THEM YESTERDAY (SAD BUT TRUE) 
     :  :           :  :                                             
     :  :           :  :    THE CHAIRS WERE HEAVIER THAN A BOTTLE,   
    .'  :           :  '.      YOU SEE                               
 _.'    :...........:    '._                                         
(     .'             '.     )   YOU KNOW WHAT IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD 
 '._.'                 '._.'   HAVE HIRED AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO HELP ME
   (.....................)                                           
    \___________________/    BUT THEN THEY'D JUST STEAL MY IDENTITY  
     (. . . . . . . . .)    AND GO OUT AND ROB AND RAPE PEOPLE       
      \  /_/     \_\  /                                              
       ||           ||    OR AT LEAST WHEN YOU READ IN THE PAPERS    
       )|           |(    THAT I DID THAT, PRETEND IT WASN'T ME      
 lc   (_/           \_)                                              

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