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#2907: THE MICHELIN MAN

Sat, 2007 Jun 9

michelin

           .--------.        DO YOU HAVE THE DREAM WHERE THE MICHELIN MAN    
      ____/_____|___ \___     SHOWS UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY SELF-REPLICATES INTO
     O    _   - |   _   ,*     TWO AND THEN BOTH DO IT AGAIN AND THEY KEEP   
Dani  '--(_)-------(_)--'       DOING IT UNTIL THERE ARE LOTS AND LOTS       
                                 AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ALL START TOUCHING   
                                  AND FONDLING YOU ?!?!?!?!?!? THEN RAPE     
                                                                             
                             OR IS THAT JUST MY DREAM                        

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