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#2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14)
#2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13)
#2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12)
#2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11)
#2969: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10)
#2968: SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9)
#2967: GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8)
#2966: FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7)
#2965: HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6)
#2964: SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5)
#2963: ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4)
#2962: THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3)
#2961: AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2)
#2960: NOMIC 2.0 (Wed, 2007 Aug 1)
#2959: CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31)
#2958: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30)
#2957: AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29)
#2956: JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28)
#2955: THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL (Fri, 2007 Jul 27)
#2954: TWO LOST SOULS (Thu, 2007 Jul 26)
#2953: GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL (Wed, 2007 Jul 25)
#2952: TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24)
#2951: TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23)
#2950: BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22)
#2949: A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21)
#2948: WHITHER (Fri, 2007 Jul 20)
#2947: GODWINING YAHTZEE (Thu, 2007 Jul 19)
#2946: BLOGGER GATHERING (Wed, 2007 Jul 18)
#2945: EVEN MY MOTHER (Tue, 2007 Jul 17)
#2944: A THREE-STEP PLAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD (Mon, 2007 Jul 16)
#2943: TOTALLY SEXIST (Sun, 2007 Jul 15)
#2942: ZUNE (Sat, 2007 Jul 14)
#2941: LAST MEAL (Fri, 2007 Jul 13)
#2940: GAY MOOSE (Thu, 2007 Jul 12)
#2939: CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11)
#2938: LIBERTARIANS (Tue, 2007 Jul 10)
#2937: TOOKIE (Mon, 2007 Jul 9)
#2936: CRANGRAPE (Sun, 2007 Jul 8)
#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7)
#2934: EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6)
#2933: INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5)
#2932: JESUS SAVES (Wed, 2007 Jul 4)
#2931: VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3)
#2930: THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2)
#2929: IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1)
#2928: DIE HARD 4 (Sat, 2007 Jun 30)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2950: BATSHIT DETECTION

Sun, 2007 Jul 22

   __i                                                              
  |---|   YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN PEOPLE WERE BATSHIT      
  |[_]|    BECAUSE THEY'D BE TALKING TO THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC        
  |:::|                                                             
  |:::|   NOW WITH CELL PHONES THIS DETECTION METHOD NO LONGER WORKS
  `\   \   SO LET ME SUGGEST A NEW METHOD: RED-HOT POKERS           
jsm \_=_\

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