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#2950: BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22)
#2949: A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21)
#2948: WHITHER (Fri, 2007 Jul 20)
#2947: GODWINING YAHTZEE (Thu, 2007 Jul 19)
#2946: BLOGGER GATHERING (Wed, 2007 Jul 18)
#2945: EVEN MY MOTHER (Tue, 2007 Jul 17)
#2944: A THREE-STEP PLAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD (Mon, 2007 Jul 16)
#2943: TOTALLY SEXIST (Sun, 2007 Jul 15)
#2942: ZUNE (Sat, 2007 Jul 14)
#2941: LAST MEAL (Fri, 2007 Jul 13)
#2940: GAY MOOSE (Thu, 2007 Jul 12)
#2939: CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11)
#2938: LIBERTARIANS (Tue, 2007 Jul 10)
#2937: TOOKIE (Mon, 2007 Jul 9)
#2936: CRANGRAPE (Sun, 2007 Jul 8)
#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7)
#2934: EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6)
#2933: INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5)
#2932: JESUS SAVES (Wed, 2007 Jul 4)
#2931: VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3)
#2930: THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2)
#2929: IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1)
#2928: DIE HARD 4 (Sat, 2007 Jun 30)
#2927: CONSOLATION T-SHIRT (Fri, 2007 Jun 29)
#2926: JILL HENNESSY (Thu, 2007 Jun 28)
#2925: NO NUKES (Wed, 2007 Jun 27)
#2924: SINBAD (Tue, 2007 Jun 26)
#2923: POCAHONTAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 25)
#2922: THE BEJEWELED-TETRIS CONVERGENCE (Sun, 2007 Jun 24)
#2921: CUBAN FOOD (Sat, 2007 Jun 23)
#2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES (Fri, 2007 Jun 22)
#2919: PAJAMAS MEDIA (Thu, 2007 Jun 21)
#2918: GARK (Wed, 2007 Jun 20)
#2917: JANINE WHATEVER (Tue, 2007 Jun 19)
#2916: EVIL GHOST (Mon, 2007 Jun 18)
#2915: POUT (Sun, 2007 Jun 17)
#2914: LESSONS LEARNED (Sat, 2007 Jun 16)
#2913: PROTEST RALLY (Fri, 2007 Jun 15)
#2912: ROSIE (Thu, 2007 Jun 14)
#2911: PLUTO SYMBOL (Wed, 2007 Jun 13)
#2910: JUST A THOUGHT (Tue, 2007 Jun 12)
#2909: MARGARITAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 11)
#2908: SMOKE GRENADES (Sun, 2007 Jun 10)
#2907: THE MICHELIN MAN (Sat, 2007 Jun 9)
#2906: NINTENDO GAMECUBE (Fri, 2007 Jun 8)
#2905: PUT OUT OR GET OUT (Thu, 2007 Jun 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2927: CONSOLATION T-SHIRT

Fri, 2007 Jun 29

     __.-.__.-.__                                                       
   .'\ '-.__.-' /'.    I FUCKED A PRETTY GIRL WHO TURNED OUT TO BE UNDER
  /  |    ,_    |  \   18 EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOWED ME A FAKE ID WHICH     
 /   |  _/| \_  |   \  LOOKED LEGITIMATE AND THEN I GOT CONVICTED AND   
 '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-'  PUT IN PRISON FOR STATUTORY RAPE AND THEN WHILE  
     | ( ^ \^ ) |      IN PRISON I GOT PUNKED OUT FOR BEING A CHILD     
     |  \ == /  |      MOLESTER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT    
     |  /'--'\  |                                                       
jgs  |          |                                                       
     '._      _.'                                                       
        `""""`                                                          

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