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#2939: CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11)
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#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7)
#2934: EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6)
#2933: INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5)
#2932: JESUS SAVES (Wed, 2007 Jul 4)
#2931: VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3)
#2930: THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2)
#2929: IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1)
#2928: DIE HARD 4 (Sat, 2007 Jun 30)
#2927: CONSOLATION T-SHIRT (Fri, 2007 Jun 29)
#2926: JILL HENNESSY (Thu, 2007 Jun 28)
#2925: NO NUKES (Wed, 2007 Jun 27)
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#2923: POCAHONTAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 25)
#2922: THE BEJEWELED-TETRIS CONVERGENCE (Sun, 2007 Jun 24)
#2921: CUBAN FOOD (Sat, 2007 Jun 23)
#2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES (Fri, 2007 Jun 22)
#2919: PAJAMAS MEDIA (Thu, 2007 Jun 21)
#2918: GARK (Wed, 2007 Jun 20)
#2917: JANINE WHATEVER (Tue, 2007 Jun 19)
#2916: EVIL GHOST (Mon, 2007 Jun 18)
#2915: POUT (Sun, 2007 Jun 17)
#2914: LESSONS LEARNED (Sat, 2007 Jun 16)
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#2912: ROSIE (Thu, 2007 Jun 14)
#2911: PLUTO SYMBOL (Wed, 2007 Jun 13)
#2910: JUST A THOUGHT (Tue, 2007 Jun 12)
#2909: MARGARITAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 11)
#2908: SMOKE GRENADES (Sun, 2007 Jun 10)
#2907: THE MICHELIN MAN (Sat, 2007 Jun 9)
#2906: NINTENDO GAMECUBE (Fri, 2007 Jun 8)
#2905: PUT OUT OR GET OUT (Thu, 2007 Jun 7)
#2904: TOMATO VS. TOMATO (Wed, 2007 Jun 6)
#2903: BIZARRE BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT (Tue, 2007 Jun 5)
#2902: MACARENA (Mon, 2007 Jun 4)
#2901: OCEAN'S THIRTEEN (Sun, 2007 Jun 3)
#2900: THE TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Jun 2)
#2899: A TOUCHING SONG LYRIC (Fri, 2007 Jun 1)
#2898: DEFINITELY YES (Thu, 2007 May 31)
#2897: TRICENTENNIAL (Wed, 2007 May 30)
#2896: ROOT CAUSES (Tue, 2007 May 29)
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#2918: GARK

Wed, 2007 Jun 20

porn, word

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           _ \        IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK     
         (( }/  ,_     WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY         
         )))__ /        CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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      /   _!____.-'     GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK     
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ejm     |`_    |`_                                                       

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