_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
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#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) ... #2974: FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15) #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14) #2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13) #2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12) #2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11) #2969: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10) #2968: SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9) #2967: GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8) #2966: FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7) #2965: HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6) #2964: SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5) #2963: ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4) #2962: THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3) #2961: AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2) #2960: NOMIC 2.0 (Wed, 2007 Aug 1) #2959: CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31) #2958: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30) #2957: AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29) #2956: JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28) #2955: THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL (Fri, 2007 Jul 27) #2954: TWO LOST SOULS (Thu, 2007 Jul 26) #2953: GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL (Wed, 2007 Jul 25) #2952: TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24) #2951: TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23) #2950: BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22) #2949: A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21) #2948: WHITHER (Fri, 2007 Jul 20) #2947: GODWINING YAHTZEE (Thu, 2007 Jul 19) #2946: BLOGGER GATHERING (Wed, 2007 Jul 18) #2945: EVEN MY MOTHER (Tue, 2007 Jul 17) #2944: A THREE-STEP PLAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD (Mon, 2007 Jul 16) #2943: TOTALLY SEXIST (Sun, 2007 Jul 15) #2942: ZUNE (Sat, 2007 Jul 14) #2941: LAST MEAL (Fri, 2007 Jul 13) #2940: GAY MOOSE (Thu, 2007 Jul 12) #2939: CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11) #2938: LIBERTARIANS (Tue, 2007 Jul 10) #2937: TOOKIE (Mon, 2007 Jul 9) #2936: CRANGRAPE (Sun, 2007 Jul 8) #2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7) #2934: EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6) #2933: INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5) #2932: JESUS SAVES (Wed, 2007 Jul 4) #2931: VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3) #2930: THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2) #2929: IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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