_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
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/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3450: CMSG NEWSGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) ... #2996: MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6) #2995: MOVIE STARS (Wed, 2007 Sep 5) #2994: ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE (Tue, 2007 Sep 4) #2993: THE BANG SPACE SHUTTLE (Mon, 2007 Sep 3) #2992: MEGAWATTS (Sun, 2007 Sep 2) #2991: STOP SIGN (Sat, 2007 Sep 1) #2990: FOR A MOMENT (Fri, 2007 Aug 31) #2989: OWEN WILSON (Thu, 2007 Aug 30) #2988: LUNAR ECLIPSE (Wed, 2007 Aug 29) #2987: MATT DRUDGE (Tue, 2007 Aug 28) #2986: DAVID LETTERMAN (Mon, 2007 Aug 27) #2985: FILM AT ELEVEN (Sun, 2007 Aug 26) #2984: CATHERINE WHEEL (Sat, 2007 Aug 25) #2983: WOODY ALLEN (Fri, 2007 Aug 24) #2982: A HORRIBLE CONDITION (Thu, 2007 Aug 23) #2981: AGORAPHOBIA (Wed, 2007 Aug 22) #2980: DODECAHEDRON (Tue, 2007 Aug 21) #2979: CONFESSIONS OF A SAND CASTLE (Mon, 2007 Aug 20) #2978: AN HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT OPINION ON CARROT TOP (Sun, 2007 Aug 19) #2977: THE SAD TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Aug 18) #2976: DEAR JOSE (Fri, 2007 Aug 17) #2975: BERT AND ERNIE (Thu, 2007 Aug 16) #2974: FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15) #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14) #2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13) #2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12) #2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11) #2969: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10) #2968: SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9) #2967: GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8) #2966: FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7) #2965: HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6) #2964: SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5) #2963: ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4) #2962: THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3) #2961: AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2) #2960: NOMIC 2.0 (Wed, 2007 Aug 1) #2959: CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31) #2958: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30) #2957: AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29) #2956: JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28) #2955: THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL (Fri, 2007 Jul 27) #2954: TWO LOST SOULS (Thu, 2007 Jul 26) #2953: GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL (Wed, 2007 Jul 25) #2952: TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24) #2951: TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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