_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3250: GEERT WILDERS (Sat, 2008 May 17) #3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16) #3248: TORN (Thu, 2008 May 15) #3247: FATWA (Wed, 2008 May 14) #3246: MEDIUM (Tue, 2008 May 13) #3245: WATERBOARDING (Mon, 2008 May 12) #3244: LITTLE LUPE (Sun, 2008 May 11) #3243: REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10) #3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9) #3241: WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES (Thu, 2008 May 8) #3240: EMO (Wed, 2008 May 7) #3239: TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6) #3238: CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5) #3237: TINA FEY (Sun, 2008 May 4) #3236: IRON MAN (Sat, 2008 May 3) #3235: A FUNNY THING (Fri, 2008 May 2) #3234: FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1) #3233: UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30) #3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29) #3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28) #3230: PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27) #3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26) #3228: FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25) #3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24) #3226: NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23) #3225: NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22) #3224: IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21) #3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20) #3222: BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19) #3221: NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18) #3220: BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17) #3219: CREEPY GHOST (Wed, 2008 Apr 16) #3218: VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15) #3217: SUPERDELEGATE (Mon, 2008 Apr 14) #3216: VECTOR LAPLACIAN (Sun, 2008 Apr 13) #3215: PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (Sat, 2008 Apr 12) #3214: PEDOMETER (Fri, 2008 Apr 11) #3213: AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10) #3212: THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9) #3211: STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8) #3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7) #3209: GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6) #3208: CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5) #3207: HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4) #3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #3230: PLEASE DIE NOW | #3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE >>> #3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE Mon, 2008 Apr 28 grand theft auto .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE / \ | /_ _\ | EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ AS MUCH AS I USED TO /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.'

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