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#309: POISON IVY

Fri, 2000 Apr 28

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   THIS POISON IVY IS MAKING MY EYELIDS HEAVY   

#674: FIRED

Sat, 2001 Apr 28

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#1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX

Sun, 2002 Apr 28

rape rays*

THE RAPE RAYS ARE                     _.O         
MUTATING! OUR WEAPONS          ,-O .-"            
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#1404: WORDS ARE HARD

Mon, 2003 Apr 28

   WORDS ARE HARD !!!!! AND POINTY AS IT TURNS OUT 
    THE O SLIDES RIGHT IN BUT THE K POKES AND PRODS
                                                   
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#1770: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING 101

Wed, 2004 Apr 28

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MAYBE IF I PUT A MAKEFILE IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DIRECTORY    
I SEE IN SOURCE CONTROL IT WILL MAKE ME A BETTER ENGINEER      
                                                               
(PAUSE)                                                        
                                                               
NOPE I STILL FUCKING SUCK                                      

#2135: KATAMARI DAMACY

Thu, 2005 Apr 28

katamari

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           IF I ROLL THIS BALL AROUND SOME MORE AND CONTINUE             
       TO PICK UP MORE SHIT WILL THIS GAME EVENTUALLY BECOME FUN         

#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE

Fri, 2006 Apr 28

conspiracy duck*, hulk

_____________                           o< THE CHICAGO PORT FIRE WAS    
                                           CAUSED BY THE HULK, SENT BACK
      ...____         _.-----.._           IN TIME BY THE ILLUMINATI    
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#2865: HOMOTAIN

Sat, 2007 Apr 28

word

          _/\|\_\_                            
        _| .-     \___                        
________\ /    )     o`o__________  [nabis]   
        </ ) _/_ )-.___/                      
       /  /\(  (/                             
       | (__`'` '`                            
        '--.)         THIS IS CLEARLY HOMOTAIN

#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE

Mon, 2008 Apr 28

grand theft auto

       .---.     .---.                                                    
      ( -o- )---( -o- )                                                   
      ;-...-`   `-...-;                                                   
     /                 \      WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE     
    /                   \                                                 
   | /_               _\ |    EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T  
   \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/    FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS
    \  '.   `._.`   .'  /                                                 
 _.-''.  `-.,___,.-`  .''-._                                              
`--._  `'-._______.-'`  _.--`                                             
jgs  /                 \      AS MUCH AS I USED TO                        
    /.-'`\   .'.   /`'-.\                                                 
   `      '.'   '.'                                                       

#3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY

Tue, 2009 Apr 28

aquatic*

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            \_. ._/      HEY HAS ANYONE SEEN STEVE IRWIN?
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#3961: THE FLIP SIDE

Wed, 2010 Apr 28

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            \(..)/    WAIT LET ME CHECK ..............
            ( _> )                                    
           _/'--/_    ...... NOPE, DICK IS STILL SMALL
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#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE

Thu, 2011 Apr 28

crysis

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            _ ,====, _    |I|`` ||  `|I `|  I REALLY LIKE CRYSIS 2        
           |`I|    || `==,|``   ^^   ``  |                                
           | ``    ^^    ||_,===TT`==,,_ |  IN PARTICULAR IT'S GREAT THAT 
           |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`'   +J/`   YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PLAY STYLE
            \|=_  ' -=#J/..-|=_-     =|                                   
             |=_   -;-='`. .|=_-     =|----T--,                           
             |=/\  -|=_-. . |=_-/^\  =||-|-|::|____   ALTHOUGH MY USUAL   
             |=||  -|=_-. . |=_-| |  =|-|-||::\____   CONSITENT STYLE IS  
             |=LJ  -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|:::::::    TO RUN UP RIGHT IN  
             |=_   -|=_-_.  |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   FRONT OF AN ENEMY   
             |=_   -|=//^\. |=_-     =||-|-|:::::::   WHILE CLOAKED,      
         ,   |/&_,_-|=||  | |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   DECLOAK, DROP MY    
      ,--``8%,/    ',%||  | |=_-     =||-|-|%::::::   TROUSERS, THEN POWER
  ,---`_,888`  ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#:::::   JUMP AND AIRSTOMP   
 |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=``           %%%&     %#,---   THE FUCKER          
 |;::::::::::::|       `'.________+-------\   ``                          
/8M%;:::;;:::::|                  |        `-------                       
                                                                          
                 SOMETIMES I YELL AN INAPPROPRIATE SLUR BUT SOMETIMES NOT 
                                                                          
                                                    THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE 

#4692: IBANK

Sat, 2012 Apr 28

apple, iphone

CHECK OUT THE NEW IBANK APP AT THE APPLE STORE                              
IT AUTOMATICALLY DEBITS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT $0.99 SEVERAL TIMES A DAY         
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON                                                    
                                                                            
BUT IT'S PART OF THE ***CLOUD***                                            
                                                                            
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                                                    -Phoenix-               

#5057: THE PEGASUS AND HIS PROBLEM

Sun, 2013 Apr 28

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